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I was reading an old thread and saw his name, figured I'd let us all relive the hilarity and disgusting grammar of Saluu The Roid Monkey..
Saluu On Diet/Training:
Saluu's Anabolic Advice:
Saluu On Women:
Saluu Giving Advice To Derek:
General Saluu'isms:
http://anabolicminds.com/forum/anabolics/45149-keep-coughing-what-problem.html?highlight=Keep+on+coughing+what's+the+problem?
Saluu On Diet/Training:
okay im on a bulker right now im 275 and it is real hard to get so much protein esp 2 grams per pound that is hard man. now im on muscle juice 2544 good product but is two scoops enough i mean 3 scoops seems to much and is hard im on test e 500mg and dbol 1-4 30mg any advice i mean even 1pds of protein is hard .
Says the man who looks like fat exploded on a **** sticki know is revolves around good diet and calories . remember son im 275 and your 220 so stop playing games and flaming and answer the question im a newbie here and asking for advice cut the sarcasm. pictures speak louder than words
This guy really knows his stuff!i belive whether cutting or dieting , bulking or lean mass cycle you should always do 8 reps and go heavy that way you keep your strengh and i believe that strengh and size go hand in hand. Thus most of the time not all the time and i truly believe when cutting go heavy and train hard and do 8 reps just clean up your diet big time and do lots of cardio and that well result in weight loss.
Remember a strict diet and good lots of cardio will tone your body faster than a couple of extra reps 12 reps say instead of 8 i rather do 1 hr cardio .
I have used eca stack and these thermo fat loss products the fat comes off fast and comes back fast after your done it is all about eating habits and doing cardio.
ONe thing is you cant be a couch potatoe when cutting that is for sure. peace and a great thread thanks
Saluu's Anabolic Advice:
like i said this show shut up all the critics . steroids being bad for you is all bs. Steroids are natural herbs that grow and help us grow. minus well ban all herbal medication because their is no study that proves that it works and can be harmful.
Their is zero proof steroids are bad for you. infact viagra is worse that is how clinton popped a boner finally when monica lewisinkiy gave him head :rofl:
i love this video and i think someone should email to george w bush and congress to prove our point. cocaine and cyrstal meth kills way more drunk driving kills way more. Looking for nucleur weapons of mass destruction and sending your army kills way more.
Steriods are supplement that people use to grow nothing wrong with that.
Wow.hi i went to the doctor today and he said i have high blood pressure 160/110 is that scary i feel like starting a cycle of m1t for a month can i start it. or should i start it after my blood pressure goes down it is gonna go up later anyways im assuming.
would have to say this poll is useless because the roid monkey knows his steroids inside out and the answer would have to be before doing this poll take your butt to the gym and hit that treadmill and stop eating mcdonalds. but if you really wanna know tren is the king at burning because it raises your body temperature and burns fat. guess what you lose the weight your blood pressure goes up considerbly and your kidneys are almost good as gone . so i think hitting that treadmill is the best option. some of these guys gave you good advice bro take them seriously there are some genious here and they said it best steroid dont make you a roid monkey. It is how hard you train and nutrition that makes you a roid monkey.
Say it ain't so!!..He can't be Canadian!i use underground labs bro they are good to go here in canada because nowdays scammers lose money more because customers spread the word and they lose business . and demand for juice here in canada is huge it is a profitable business i order underground and have had no real problem good to go.
Saluu On Women:
:toofunny:she be a loser dont show her any respect the more you call that dirtbag the more she is gonna play you. Mine i think she dont have boyfriend but her problem is her ex if i find out she seeing another guy i swear i will be on cnn for canada most wanted for murder.
They all say they are virgins and dont drink and go to any club chances are she is the first one sipping on that beer and doing a strip show for the guys . never believe what your hear or see or what they say. they all liars even if they cry it is all fake. just like the wigs and fake lee press on nails they wear and the supersized bros they wear to impress us guys.
It is always about them not about us. IM suffering just like you handzilla i got two options either rape her or murder her and go on death row.
3 days since she hasnt called me another week and im gonna get myself a shot gun and a german shepherd to eat her leftover remains.
Sorry guys im just pissed off it really hurts im sick in tired of shedding tears now they are gonna cry. 0 -2 with these chicks i minus well become a fag maybe i will be 10for 10 at the gay bar . life sucks bro but remember one thing it always goes on. always.
Maybe he actually meant stack, would not surprise me if he wanted to add that to his M1T/DBOL/TEST/TREN or whatever he was doing!someone help me im desperate what should i do should i just end it or start stacking her. help the roid monkey help me is 11 months enough
Saluu Giving Advice To Derek:
Hopefull Derek took the advice of someone with an amazing physique!give me those legs i like your physique but on advice you seem to have alittle bit of fat around waist hip area i can see in the pictures. and i think your arms can get alittle bit bigger compared to your legs just a little then your proportions well look great.
and if you ever make the top 5 use most muscluar poses in the optional routine and your legs are a must your legs are definitely your best bodypart and do alot of legs poses and calves the judges well mark u high .
strong points you got the mass and chest shoulders arms look good arms could be another inch bigger maybe 1/2 inches
weakpoints. holding alittle water and fat around the ab area and abs could be more visible alittle bit more shredded
arms look small when compared to your legs and back is nice and thick but i dont see real striations quite yet and your upper back looks good but lower back seems to be a bit weak and has some fat down there or maybe water . hope u dont mind but regardless you do have a kickass body bro. i must admit i love your quads and calves wow give me those legs baby.
General Saluu'isms:
another question why do i have - 503 something is that mean im close to getting banned help me i dont understand this reputation stuff. give me two thumbs up bro because the roid monkey dont care what others think what matters is what the monkey thinks
And for the Creme D'La Creme, I'll give you just the link, so you may experience the monkey in a full environment!okay nice site im got -745 reputation points can someone explain like am i in some kind of trouble why do i have -745 kind of embrassing. im new here
anyways i am on blood pressure medication and my blood pressure is under control i was just wondering can i go on a cycle of m1t while doing m1t. Thanks alot peace
thanks alot yaar
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