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Remember that last contest I had and no one cared???

BigVrunga said:
That was a mighty display of ass kissing my friend, a mighty display indeed:D
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I'm gonna need more than soap to clean this off! Maybe some Ajax and a Brillo pad!! :D
 
I dont know yet - I have got to go and take a look to see what's available.

Probably - I really only use protien supps during/after my workout.
 
I think im getting whey isolate, (if we have a choice that is)
does there chocolate tast pretty good. (of course it does, its by all the whey; so i guess what im asking is if its anyones favorite.)
 
Whiskey Steve said:
I think im getting whey isolate, (if we have a choice that is)
does there chocolate tast pretty good. (of course it does, its by all the whey; so i guess what im asking is if its anyones favorite.)
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they have so many good tasting flavors......but to answer your question...YES.....the chocolate is great. I'm a big fan of their isolate....you'll have to ask Laura if isolate is part of the prize...it is more spendy than 80% whey.
 
This contest was hilarious, a bunch of grown,smart ass men in a poetry contest!!! We are all sitting here thinking my "my poems are so bad ass," "my poems are gonna fuk them up".....lol
It was awsome of
Laura to do this
 
Whiskey Steve said:
This contest was hilarious, a bunch of grown,smart ass men in a poetry contest!!! We are all sitting here thinking my "my poems are so bad ass," "my poems are gonna fuk them up".....lol
It was awsome of
Laura to do this
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Yeh, that was pretty darn cool of her to spread the wealth.

I will never stray
from "All the Whey"
 
i poured my life story out at you guys and i dont even get an honorable MENTION.

fuckin weak

/cries

thats how i wanted to feel but i really dont feel that way haha :D
 
Hey - I need the winners to send me an email at [email protected] and include your full name and addys and what flavor you want.........I am so happy.....I have plastered your work all over my desk......Does anyone want to go with best dirty joke for a few more pounds???????


If so, I want to askour poetry winners to be the judge of best dirty joke.......

THanks AGAIN!!!!!

Laura
 
wheystation said:
If so, I want to askour poetry winners to be the judge of best dirty joke.......

THanks AGAIN!!!!!

Laura
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Im a comedian so I wont compete since I already won one prize:D

but id be happy to judge
 
wow guys this was great, all funny and very entertaining.

good victory poem there SJA and great idea laura! id rep all you guys again but it all says spread the wealth. :thumbsup:
 
Nerd humor

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L- S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!
 
dog humor

TO: GOD: FROM: THE DOG

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beeper s, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.



Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box, although they are tasty.

4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

5. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps.

6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

8. I will not bite the officer' s hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.

9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello".

11. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

13. I will not throw up in the car.

14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when we have company.

16. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

And, finally, My last two questions .


Dear God: Why do humans only have 10 Commandments and dogs have 16?
 
Urinalysis

A guy goes to the doctor with tennis elbow. Instead of examining him, the doctor asks for a urine specimen and makes his diagnosis from that. The man is confused so the doctor explains that he has a new machine that can diagnose any physical condition from a single specimen. The doctor prescribes medication and tells the man to come back in a week with another specimen. The man doesn't believe the doctor's machine is for real so he decides to test it. To confuse the doctor, he has his wife and teenage daughter provide the specimen. Then, to confuse things more he masturbates into the bottle. On his way to the doctor he has the brilliant idea of adding a drop of motor oil from his car's dipstick.

The doctor analyzed odd looking specimen and called the man into his office. The doctor delivers the grim news to the patient: "your daughter is pregnant, your wife has herpes, your car is about to throw a rod and if you don't stop beating off, that tennis elbow will never heal!"
 
Law Firms and their Specialities
Torts (plaintiffs) Poor, Weiner, Lauder & Lauder
Torts (defendants) Billings, Daly & Dunnings
Tax law Dewey, Cheate & Howe
Appellate briefs Doolittle & Waite
Shareholder suits Harris, Pester & Noyes
Discrimination Black, Brown, Olde & Gaye
Criminal defense Meany, deGenera, Ripov & Zonovovich
Divorce Took, Haff & Moore
Corporate litigation Paper, Schroedinger & Losinger
Intellectual property Brain, Storm & Quarrels
Environmental Aulk, Richards, Bigg & Small
Bankruptcy Stone, Broque & Stiffel-Lott
 
What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch?

A blonde will screw anyone, a bitch will screw anyone but you.
 
A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.
'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.
 
SJA said:
A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.
'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.
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Now that is freakin' hilarious!!!! :rofl:
 
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red."

Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."

Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."

By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."

Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"
 
What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't eat it.
 
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling
 
What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A pick pocket snatches watches.
 
Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"
 
Viagra Joke

Woman: Can I get Viagra here?

Pharmacist: Yes.

Woman: Can I get it over the counter?

Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can
 
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to
the barber chair while her dad gets his hair cut....she is eating a snack
cake... the barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get
hair on your twinkie."

"I know, "she replies. "I'm gonna get boobies, too."
 
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