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Protein farts

Why are men afraid of farting now days? I'm 23 and I lift my leg and smile when the toot fairy comes round. Seriously....high protien /calorie diets lead to more flatulence. Just does. Be loud be proud or be silent and violent. Either or. Just make sure to hold your significant other's head under the blankets when you let go.great workout trying to make them stay under.
 
pyrobatt said:
Why are men afraid of farting now days? I'm 23 and I lift my leg and smile when the toot fairy comes round. Seriously....high protien /calorie diets lead to more flatulence. Just does. Be loud be proud or be silent and violent. Either or. Just make sure to hold your significant other's head under the blankets when you let go.great workout trying to make them stay under.
^^^
This is a wise man, don't hold back, release and embrace.

My dainty 95 lb wife lets them rip also
 
The worst cat piss farts I had was some crazy new Zealand Pre workout stimulant called the curse then after workout had a protein shake follewed later by a muscle tech post workout recovery drink . Holy piss ass.

Never again.

Never.

I thought a part of my body fell in the toliet
 
The worst cat piss farts I had was some crazy new Zealand Pre workout stimulant called the curse then after workout had a protein shake follewed later by a muscle tech post workout recovery drink . Holy piss ass.

Never again.

Never.

I thought a part of my body fell in the toliet

Maybe there was Taco Bell in there?
 
Why are men afraid of farting now days? I'm 23 and I lift my leg and smile when the toot fairy comes round. Seriously....high protien /calorie diets lead to more flatulence. Just does. Be loud be proud or be silent and violent. Either or. Just make sure to hold your significant other's head under the blankets when you let go.great workout trying to make them stay under.
Nice LOL
 
I've made grown men throw up upon inhalation of my flatulence.

Never felt more alpha in my life. Fact.
 
I've made grown men throw up upon inhalation of my flatulence.

Never felt more alpha in my life. Fact.

I'm with you there brother! Sometimes I even get a wiff and I think to myself...."damn...I didn't know eggs could rot when already ingested!"
 
I'm with you there brother! Sometimes I even get a wiff and I think to myself...."damn...I didn't know eggs could rot when already ingested!"

Lol I feel ya man! Eggs, bananas, any dairy and sunflower seeds bring forth the most foul stench from my inner bowels that have ever been unleashed upon this earth.
 
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