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is there a place where I can watch clips of the games on the net? man, I'm missing the fun where I'm at they don't have the NFL this year...
 
judge-mental said:
is there a place where I can watch clips of the games on the net? man, I'm missing the fun where I'm at they don't have the NFL this year...
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What? What bizarro planet does not have NFL games televised. If you want you can get an online subscription and watch all the games online provided your have a high speed connection.
 
judge-mental said:
is there a place where I can watch clips of the games on the net? man, I'm missing the fun where I'm at they don't have the NFL this year...
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Dude! That Sux! Life isn't worth living without NFL football!!
 
hehe are you trying to make me more depressed about it? they only show sunday night and monday night games here, and that's at 2-4 AM. and no other games or highlights. sucks I know...

I miss my "hooters sunday" :-( where al the waitresses are either teen, pregnant or cyberplayboy girls.. or all three :-)
 
judge-mental said:
is there a place where I can watch clips of the games on the net? man, I'm missing the fun where I'm at they don't have the NFL this year...
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You gotta get the NFL network and the NFL ticket ;)
 
My stomach is already rumbling about this damn game today. Need to start rolling up some socks so I have something to throw and hide any sharp objects.
 
Bobo said:
My stomach is already rumbling about this damn game today. Need to start rolling up some socks so I have something to throw and hide any sharp objects.
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Stomach settled? Wasn`t MeO supposed to play today? :icon_lol:
 
Iron Warrior said:
Do you guy's have any creative chants for TO this week ? I think you guys could come up with something creative about OD's, broken fingers, crunches in the driveway etc. :D

BTW, you guys SHOULD win but as long as both teams cover the over (44 points) then I'll be a happy man :)
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Got Pills?

"Totally Overdosed"
 
I'm still a little woozy but its ALL WORTH IT!

Do you feel this uncontrollable feeling of joy right about now?!?!

Life is good...I see rainbows...
 
Bobo said:
I'm still a little woozy but its ALL WORTH IT!

Do you feel this uncontrollable feeling of joy right about now?!?!

Life is good...I see rainbows...
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Well I'm pretty damn happy and full of joy right now. The Eagles & Cowboys covered the over ($200), The Bears covered the spread ($200), the 49ers beat the Raiders ($200) :head:

I can afford to quit my day job if I can pull this crap every day :D
 
Bobo I feel the joy brother! OD.....OD.......OD......LOLOLOL my pop was at the game he said it was hilarious. He said the things fans were yelling at TO were almost scary. They had pill boxes and pill bottles, unreal.
 
And the winner for best t-shirt is...

Dallas sucks! T.O. swallows... pills

Best sign...

Mixing Eagle fans with supplements maybe hazardous to your health.
 
what a bunch of morons this crowd is.. this guy brought them to the superball and broke his foot for them.

anyway Dalas secondary sucks(not sure I'm surprised), their defence alltogether sucked, Philly's offence is surprising but am I correct that they played an easy schedule?
 
Take a deep breath and let it go...still holding this a year later?:blink: Now have fun with it!
 
EEmain said:
And the winner for best t-shirt is...

Dallas sucks! T.O. swallows... pills

Best sign...

Mixing Eagle fans with supplements maybe hazardous to your health.
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Best sign since Barry Bonds was in town! Eagle fans continue to rulel!
Oh, the"irreverence"...
 
judge-mental said:
what a bunch of morons this crowd is.. this guy brought them to the superball and broke his foot for them.

anyway Dalas secondary sucks(not sure I'm surprised), their defence alltogether sucked, Philly's offence is surprising but am I correct that they played an easy schedule?
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It the schedule of a 6-10 season last year. The system works!
The monsters of the NFC east have not looked as impressive as say the Bears.

I have not seen much pass coverage in the league this year there has been alot of DBs exposed and exploited, maybe the offensive coordinators are "kicking it up a notch", that and alot of "pass interference" penalties.
 
judge-mental said:
what a bunch of morons this crowd is.. this guy brought them to the superball and broke his foot for them.

anyway Dalas secondary sucks(not sure I'm surprised), their defence alltogether sucked, Philly's offence is surprising but am I correct that they played an easy schedule?
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He didnt play in any playoff games except the superbowl and from the looks of Mcnabbs numbers this year, who brought who?

Mcnabb, number 1 in passing this year in the NFL with Hank Baskett. Case closed.

He broke his foot for them?? :lol: It wasn't his foot, it was his ankle and last time I checked Roy Williams had something to with it.

When talking about morons, look in the mirror.
 
Bobo said:
He didnt play in any playoff games except the superbowl and from the looks of Mcnabbs numbers this year, who brought who?

Mcnabb, number 1 in passing this year in the NFL with Hank Baskett. Case closed.

He broke his foot for them?? :lol: It wasn't his foot, it was his ankle and last time I checked Roy Williams had something to with it.

When talking about morons, look in the mirror.
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You beat me too it. TO is a great player but he's like a disease. I wouldn't be surprised if they give him the boot from the league. Did you see him ripping apart the offensive coach. What a joke he is. He's truly the mike tyson of football.
 
Famous TO quotes form Sunday:

"Why the fvck am I here?"

"Why the fvck did they bring me here if tehy aren't going to use me?"

"Are you fvcking kidding me?"

2 out of 3 went to the WR coach and OC :)

Its just a matter of time.... :lol:
 
he's not too smart. but the fans should act like mcnabb and support their team instead of focussing on this troubled individual.

re: mcnabb's numbers he's good but I say again schedule.
 
judge-mental said:
he's not too smart. but the fans should act like mcnabb and support their team instead of focussing on this troubled individual.

re: mcnabb's numbers he's good but I say again schedule.
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They do 365 days a year. That might the most ridiculous statement I've ever seen. The town lives and breaths Eagles football unless you live in a hole in the wall.

At least come up with something better than the schedule. They just beat the team everyone picked to win the NFC East. In fact, their schedule is rather tough for a 6-10 team.

Next oppenent, easy New Orleans according to the schedule last year. Not so this year. Strenght of schedule means nothing with in the NFL anymore.
 
re: foot vs. ankle in hebrew foot is interchangebale with leg. I meant leg.

I'm still not buying those eagles. not convinced.
 
judge-mental said:
re: foot vs. ankle in hebrew foot is interchangebale with leg. I meant leg.

I'm still not buying those eagles. not convinced.
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What would it take to convince you? a pass defense? a sustained running game? a victory over a winning team?....
or a Superbowl Championship????
 
judge-mental said:
re: foot vs. ankle in hebrew foot is interchangebale with leg. I meant leg.

I'm still not buying those eagles. not convinced.
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And we are talking about football here, not futbol. Not sure if you know that.

But don't let that stop you from sticking your foot, ankle and/or leg in your mouth again.
 
anabolicrhino said:
What would it take to convince you? a pass defense? a sustained running game? a victory over a winning team?....
or a Superbowl Championship????
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Neither. If they won, he still wouldn't be convinced. :D

They got lucky, it was strenght of schedule in the Superbowl and the planets were aligned properly. The other team had a voodoo curse or were paid off. In Hebrew, that all means they aren't very good.

:rofl:
 
I'm gonna be honest the Eagles scare me. Alot, McNabb right now is the best QB in the game, and this is coming froma Giants fan.

Although I doubt it will matter much because what Chicago has going on is down right scary, if they stay healthy that D will be a nightmare on any opponent.

Tommy Harris, good friggin god.
 
bobo you say smart things when it comes to science but what is with you that come football talk you start acting like an insecure jerk?

jeez.
 
Its football Einstein!!! You are supposed to talk ****!!!

Oh, but I forgot your distinguished rebuttles such as "not convinved" and "its strenght of schedule" and "mcnabb's numbers are "good" ....

Breaking new ground there Einstein. Next time I'll get a sociological study from South Philly to back up my opinion.

Its fvcking football..pull your panties up.
 
Bobo said:
He didnt play in any playoff games except the superbowl and from the looks of Mcnabbs numbers this year, who brought who?

Mcnabb, number 1 in passing this year in the NFL with Hank Baskett. Case closed.

He broke his foot for them?? :lol: It wasn't his foot, it was his ankle and last time I checked Roy Williams had something to with it.

When talking about morons, look in the mirror.
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Broke it for them? He didn't come back for the Eagles....he did it for himself! Don't get me wrong...I would have loved it if he had kept his mouth shut and just caught passes...
....but so far it looks like McNabb is having the best season of his career and WITHOUT T.O. ! T.O. is such a tired and sorry act now...even Aikman, a Cowboy legend said so during the game.

We (the Birds) originally signed T.O. to get over the NFC championship hump and get to the Superbowl......and guess what....we did it without T.O. and when we were in the Superbowl we didn't win it WITH T.O.

'nuff said
 
Big Matt said:
Broke it for them? He didn't come back for the Eagles....he did it for himself! Don't get me wrong...I would have loved it if he had kept his mouth shut and just caught passes...
....but so far it looks like McNabb is having the best season of his career and WITHOUT T.O. ! T.O. is such a tired and sorry act now...even Aikman, a Cowboy legend said so during the game.

We (the Birds) originally signed T.O. to get over the NFC championship hump and get to the Superbowl......and guess what....we did it without T.O. and when we were in the Superbowl we didn't win it WITH T.O.

'nuff said
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its strenght of schedule.. :lol:

"but the fans should act like mcnabb and support their team"

Thats what made me laugh the most. That city bleeds green and anyone who has lived around there knows this. This is something Morganti would say... lol
 
Giantz11 said:
I'm gonna be honest the Eagles scare me. Alot, McNabb right now is the best QB in the game, and this is coming froma Giants fan.

Although I doubt it will matter much because what Chicago has going on is down right scary, if they stay healthy that D will be a nightmare on any opponent.

Tommy Harris, good friggin god.
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I'm wondering when the hype gets to them and then you have to worry about when and if Lovie Smith will bench his starters late in the season. The only thing I can think of that will hurt them is if they get too far ahead like the Colts did. Its so early in the season but they are by far the best all around team playing (not talent)...I'm still not convinced of Grossman at all. Second half of the year the real players step up, the frauds sit down. We'll see how they cope. Their defense will always keep them in it though and it could be another Baltimore of 2001 all over again. As long as your QB doens't lose it, you win.
 
Bobo said:
Its football Einstein!!! You are supposed to talk ****!!!

Its fvcking football..pull your panties up.
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:rofl: those have to be your best punchlines ever

Judge: If you think they're annoying then you should hear and watch the Raiders fans LOL.
 
Giantz11 said:
I'm gonna be honest the Eagles scare me. Alot, McNabb right now is the best QB in the game, and this is coming froma Giants fan.

Although I doubt it will matter much because what Chicago has going on is down right scary, if they stay healthy that D will be a nightmare on any opponent.

Tommy Harris, good friggin god.
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Chicago has made me some $$$ the last 2 weeks, I hope they keep it up but that's a tall order in the NFL. One thing that can slow down Da Bears is injuries, the other is themselves.
 
Did it look like there was some confusion in the birds secondary on that 4th quarter game tying td pass? I didn't see the whole game but #32 was slow to come over or maybe Brown was just completly
smoked(sigh)... Oh well, anything to help the New Orleans community rebuild!
 
Michael Lewis thought. :) He bit on the pump fake...AGAIN.

I predicted this one though. They are 5-7 after a Cowboys win in the last 6 years and going into the Superdome this year is very tough.
 
Bobo said:
I'm wondering when the hype gets to them and then you have to worry about when and if Lovie Smith will bench his starters late in the season. The only thing I can think of that will hurt them is if they get too far ahead like the Colts did. Its so early in the season but they are by far the best all around team playing (not talent)...I'm still not convinced of Grossman at all. Second half of the year the real players step up, the frauds sit down. We'll see how they cope. Their defense will always keep them in it though and it could be another Baltimore of 2001 all over again. As long as your QB doens't lose it, you win.
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I was thinking that they will be a 2001 Baltimore.

Except that they actaulyl have what now looks like a good offense. The Ravens during that year went 13 straight quarters without 1 TD.

Now I know its only week 6, but what they are doing right now is flat out dominant.
 
Iron Warrior said:
Chicago has made me some $$$ the last 2 weeks, I hope they keep it up but that's a tall order in the NFL. One thing that can slow down Da Bears is injuries, the other is themselves.
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LOL, I know man.

They have been an ATS machine. I don't see it stopping tonight. Leinart is in for a very very long night.
 
Add another joke to collection.

All you need is 37 seconds and 62 yards to win.
 
Bobo said:
Add another joke to collection.

All you need to 37 seconds and 62 yards to win.
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Another game I did not see, but it was a new way to lose late in the game. Mcnabb doesn't seem to know that Barber plays for the other team, He has historically buried the birds. I hope he retires with his brother!
 
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