judge-mental
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is there a place where I can watch clips of the games on the net? man, I'm missing the fun where I'm at they don't have the NFL this year...
Post your Eagles jokes here!
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judge-mental
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I found th ehighlights on NFL.com but they won't load for me... anybody else has this problem?
judge-mental
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hehe are you trying to make me more depressed about it? they only show sunday night and monday night games here, and that's at 2-4 AM. and no other games or highlights. sucks I know...
I miss my "hooters sunday" :-( where al the waitresses are either teen, pregnant or cyberplayboy girls.. or all three
I miss my "hooters sunday" :-( where al the waitresses are either teen, pregnant or cyberplayboy girls.. or all three
Iron Warrior
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You gotta get the NFL network and the NFL ticketjudge-mental said:
Dwight Schrute
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My stomach is already rumbling about this damn game today. Need to start rolling up some socks so I have something to throw and hide any sharp objects.
EEmain
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Iron Warrior said:Do you guy's have any creative chants for TO this week ? I think you guys could come up with something creative about OD's, broken fingers, crunches in the driveway etc.
BTW, you guys SHOULD win but as long as both teams cover the over (44 points) then I'll be a happy man
Got Pills?
"Totally Overdosed"
Dwight Schrute
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I'm still a little woozy but its ALL WORTH IT!
Do you feel this uncontrollable feeling of joy right about now?!?!
Life is good...I see rainbows...
Do you feel this uncontrollable feeling of joy right about now?!?!
Life is good...I see rainbows...
Iron Warrior
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Well I'm pretty damn happy and full of joy right now. The Eagles & Cowboys covered the over ($200), The Bears covered the spread ($200), the 49ers beat the Raiders ($200) :head:Bobo said:
I can afford to quit my day job if I can pull this crap every day
judge-mental
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what a bunch of morons this crowd is.. this guy brought them to the superball and broke his foot for them.
anyway Dalas secondary sucks(not sure I'm surprised), their defence alltogether sucked, Philly's offence is surprising but am I correct that they played an easy schedule?
anyway Dalas secondary sucks(not sure I'm surprised), their defence alltogether sucked, Philly's offence is surprising but am I correct that they played an easy schedule?
anabolicrhino
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EEmain said:
Best sign since Barry Bonds was in town! Eagle fans continue to rulel!
Oh, the"irreverence"...
anabolicrhino
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judge-mental said:
It the schedule of a 6-10 season last year. The system works!
The monsters of the NFC east have not looked as impressive as say the Bears.
I have not seen much pass coverage in the league this year there has been alot of DBs exposed and exploited, maybe the offensive coordinators are "kicking it up a notch", that and alot of "pass interference" penalties.
Dwight Schrute
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judge-mental said:
He didnt play in any playoff games except the superbowl and from the looks of Mcnabbs numbers this year, who brought who?
Mcnabb, number 1 in passing this year in the NFL with Hank Baskett. Case closed.
He broke his foot for them?? :lol: It wasn't his foot, it was his ankle and last time I checked Roy Williams had something to with it.
When talking about morons, look in the mirror.
Dwight Schrute
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Famous TO quotes form Sunday:
"Why the fvck am I here?"
"Why the fvck did they bring me here if tehy aren't going to use me?"
"Are you fvcking kidding me?"
2 out of 3 went to the WR coach and OC
Its just a matter of time.... :lol:
"Why the fvck am I here?"
"Why the fvck did they bring me here if tehy aren't going to use me?"
"Are you fvcking kidding me?"
2 out of 3 went to the WR coach and OC
Its just a matter of time.... :lol:
judge-mental
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he's not too smart. but the fans should act like mcnabb and support their team instead of focussing on this troubled individual.
re: mcnabb's numbers he's good but I say again schedule.
re: mcnabb's numbers he's good but I say again schedule.
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judge-mental said:
They do 365 days a year. That might the most ridiculous statement I've ever seen. The town lives and breaths Eagles football unless you live in a hole in the wall.
At least come up with something better than the schedule. They just beat the team everyone picked to win the NFC East. In fact, their schedule is rather tough for a 6-10 team.
Next oppenent, easy New Orleans according to the schedule last year. Not so this year. Strenght of schedule means nothing with in the NFL anymore.
judge-mental
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re: foot vs. ankle in hebrew foot is interchangebale with leg. I meant leg.
I'm still not buying those eagles. not convinced.
I'm still not buying those eagles. not convinced.
anabolicrhino
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judge-mental said:
What would it take to convince you? a pass defense? a sustained running game? a victory over a winning team?....
or a Superbowl Championship????
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judge-mental said:
And we are talking about football here, not futbol. Not sure if you know that.
But don't let that stop you from sticking your foot, ankle and/or leg in your mouth again.
Dwight Schrute
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anabolicrhino said:
Neither. If they won, he still wouldn't be convinced.
They got lucky, it was strenght of schedule in the Superbowl and the planets were aligned properly. The other team had a voodoo curse or were paid off. In Hebrew, that all means they aren't very good.
:rofl:
Giantz11
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I'm gonna be honest the Eagles scare me. Alot, McNabb right now is the best QB in the game, and this is coming froma Giants fan.
Although I doubt it will matter much because what Chicago has going on is down right scary, if they stay healthy that D will be a nightmare on any opponent.
Tommy Harris, good friggin god.
Although I doubt it will matter much because what Chicago has going on is down right scary, if they stay healthy that D will be a nightmare on any opponent.
Tommy Harris, good friggin god.
judge-mental
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bobo you say smart things when it comes to science but what is with you that come football talk you start acting like an insecure jerk?
jeez.
jeez.
Dwight Schrute
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Its football Einstein!!! You are supposed to talk ****!!!
Oh, but I forgot your distinguished rebuttles such as "not convinved" and "its strenght of schedule" and "mcnabb's numbers are "good" ....
Breaking new ground there Einstein. Next time I'll get a sociological study from South Philly to back up my opinion.
Its fvcking football..pull your panties up.
Oh, but I forgot your distinguished rebuttles such as "not convinved" and "its strenght of schedule" and "mcnabb's numbers are "good" ....
Breaking new ground there Einstein. Next time I'll get a sociological study from South Philly to back up my opinion.
Its fvcking football..pull your panties up.
Big Matt
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Bobo said:
Broke it for them? He didn't come back for the Eagles....he did it for himself! Don't get me wrong...I would have loved it if he had kept his mouth shut and just caught passes...
....but so far it looks like McNabb is having the best season of his career and WITHOUT T.O. ! T.O. is such a tired and sorry act now...even Aikman, a Cowboy legend said so during the game.
We (the Birds) originally signed T.O. to get over the NFC championship hump and get to the Superbowl......and guess what....we did it without T.O. and when we were in the Superbowl we didn't win it WITH T.O.
'nuff said
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Big Matt said:
its strenght of schedule.. :lol:
"but the fans should act like mcnabb and support their team"
Thats what made me laugh the most. That city bleeds green and anyone who has lived around there knows this. This is something Morganti would say... lol
Dwight Schrute
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Giantz11 said:
I'm wondering when the hype gets to them and then you have to worry about when and if Lovie Smith will bench his starters late in the season. The only thing I can think of that will hurt them is if they get too far ahead like the Colts did. Its so early in the season but they are by far the best all around team playing (not talent)...I'm still not convinced of Grossman at all. Second half of the year the real players step up, the frauds sit down. We'll see how they cope. Their defense will always keep them in it though and it could be another Baltimore of 2001 all over again. As long as your QB doens't lose it, you win.
Iron Warrior
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:rofl: those have to be your best punchlines everBobo said:
Judge: If you think they're annoying then you should hear and watch the Raiders fans LOL.
Iron Warrior
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Chicago has made me some $$$ the last 2 weeks, I hope they keep it up but that's a tall order in the NFL. One thing that can slow down Da Bears is injuries, the other is themselves.Giantz11 said:
anabolicrhino
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Did it look like there was some confusion in the birds secondary on that 4th quarter game tying td pass? I didn't see the whole game but #32 was slow to come over or maybe Brown was just completly
smoked(sigh)... Oh well, anything to help the New Orleans community rebuild!
smoked(sigh)... Oh well, anything to help the New Orleans community rebuild!
Dwight Schrute
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Michael Lewis thought. He bit on the pump fake...AGAIN.
I predicted this one though. They are 5-7 after a Cowboys win in the last 6 years and going into the Superdome this year is very tough.
He bit on the pump fake...AGAIN.I predicted this one though. They are 5-7 after a Cowboys win in the last 6 years and going into the Superdome this year is very tough.
Giantz11
Really Really Good Looking
Bobo said:
I was thinking that they will be a 2001 Baltimore.
Except that they actaulyl have what now looks like a good offense. The Ravens during that year went 13 straight quarters without 1 TD.
Now I know its only week 6, but what they are doing right now is flat out dominant.
Dwight Schrute
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Add another joke to collection.
All you need is 37 seconds and 62 yards to win.
All you need is 37 seconds and 62 yards to win.
anabolicrhino
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Bobo said:
Another game I did not see, but it was a new way to lose late in the game. Mcnabb doesn't seem to know that Barber plays for the other team, He has historically buried the birds. I hope he retires with his brother!