Picking up women at the gym

Have you tried picking up a girl at the gym before ?

  • Yes I have and it went EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY well.

    Votes: 7 20.6%

  • Yes I have, and it didn't go so well.

    Votes: 4 11.8%

  • No I have not b/c it's not really the place to do it

    Votes: 17 50.0%

  • No I have not b/c your poll says 'girls' and I like 'boys'

    Votes: 6 17.6%
  • Total voters
    34
thesinner said:
I don't know, depending on how hard he's trying, I would probably watch and laugh to myself as the fella gets shut down. Maybe with some live commentary from a friend. If you're concerned about every little guy that wants your girl, not only does that show an immense lack of trust, but it's gonna be mental torment (especially if she's not completely disfigured).

When things get 'uncomfortable' for your girl, there's a time to step in and 'control' the situation. But ya gotta believe at least 9 times out of 10 your girl can take care of herself.
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Thats true to an extent,but if your constantly looking for a reason to start some sh1t then it makes good sense;)I love punkin' somebody out,too much fun...but on another note though far as this gym thing,if A guy sees me and my girl in there liftin together all the time,and he Obviously knows she's with me,then that one day she's there w/o me or whatever and he makes his "move",just cuase I'm not there,then to me thats disrespect and must be handled appropriately...:duel:
And your right also,he'd get shut down,but first by her,then later by me,shut down will take on a whole new meaning at that point.;)
 
Chad said:
oh i`m sure they can take care of it, BUT it comes down to the DISRESPECT thing. if a guy hits up on your girl and he knows she has a man then thats a big " :FUfinger: " to the boyfriend. and thats why you have to beat his fcuking head in. it has NOTHING to do with the girl. :nono:
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The way "Needs a haircut" was talking, it sounded like an "I don't know and I don't care, that b!tch is HAWT" mentality.

I agree, if a guy goes after your girl, fully knowing she's with you, that's not too cool. But unless the magic tren s telling you to seek any excuse to kill, there's no sense in doing anything more than necessary to control the situation. I can pretty much guarantee, if I saw your ugly, trenned up ass come up and tell me "Hey buddy, I don't appreciate you talking to my girl/wife like she doesn't have a boyfriend/husband." you'd never hear from my chump-ass ever again.

Having a hot sister people try to use that to their advantage in attempt to get under my skin and lose my cool so they can start sh*t with me. But I know that she's a tough chick, and if he ever tried something she'd embarass him much worse than my fist going into his face. If worse comes to worst, that's when it's time for me to step in and 'regulate'. However, I don't think thesinner signal (similar to the bat signal, but casts a giant image of a goat instead of a bat) would ever have to be used while she's working the gym scene.

It's kinda like watching someone doing the bench press. They don't need someone to spot them until they've reached failure (I don't even have my hands ready until the guy looks like he's havin' trouble). You don't need to spot them until they look like they're having trouble handling the situation themselves.
 
Irish Cannon said:
Hell, I'm not even talking about hitting on her. I'm just simply talking about a chat and maybe going to get a cup of coffee. .
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In general,if I was at the drivethrough at starbucks and saw you or anybody for that matter in there having coffee w/ my chick,I feel sorry for both of you when you walk out the door....Your both fixin' to get your ass kicked...;):thumbsup:

Of course my girl knows better than that,even if she was into you,she'd turn you down just for your own safety having seen me handle some similiar situations:thumbsup:
 
Chad said:
oh i`m sure they can take care of it, BUT it comes down to the DISRESPECT thing. if a guy hits up on your girl and he knows she has a man then thats a big " :FUfinger: " to the boyfriend. and thats why you have to beat his fcuking head in. it has NOTHING to do with the girl. :nono:
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Thats exactly right,simple and straight forward,Violence and gear solves everything:bb3:
 
I dunno guys, but I personally would be going for married chicks. They just want the man-meat, and you're not gonna find them knockin' at yo do' begging you to marry 'em.

But, you're all right, there has to be some "respect". So, before you bang the chick, make sure you really don't like her husband and know you can kick his ass.
 
Hey, I just voted and viewed the results....FitNFirm, where are you? I'm curious about this you picking up on chicks at the gym thing. :D
 
getswole said:
Ok,everything except Calculus Equations;)But I can knock your math teachers teeth out if you like:bb3:
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where were you a few semesters ago when I could've used you (I had a douche professor)?

In case you're wondering:
First Integral: 1/3*X^2 (assuming no constant)
Second Integral: X^3 (assuming no constant)

For the record, I hate calculus.
 
LOL..... back to the Org topic i have never tried hittin on any girl at the gym im in my own zone and dont like being bugged or buggin others that may have the same mentality... had plenty O those girls that follow you round the gym using the bench/machine next to you starin at you in the mirror almost waiting for you to say something to them... after a couple weeks of not even making eye contact they eventually give up.... NOW i did in fact hook up with one of the front desk girls at one of my gyms but that was easy say hi on the way in then chat it up all swole at the end of the w.o... turned into a few nice dates but never went anywhere... not awkward either as she got a diff job across the course of out dates so i didnt even have to worry bout her sabatoging my account or anything.

as for the whole respect thing.... i think using the title of "married" to regulate wether or not you will talk to someones chick is absolutely rediculous especially in this day n age. i cant count how many times i have had freinds that have kids and live with their girlfreinds and NEVER CONSUMATE their relationship with such a title... but its the same F'in thing they are together and for good and you step in there your not only NOT doing the guy a favor BUT your f'in up an entire family and screwing that kid of a normal upbringing.... your attitude is definately the kind that i dont care how "hot" or "tuff" you think you are youll still be giving your stupid lil smirk to my girl as i give your teeth some fresh air right through your lips and you better make sure the red cross is there cause youll be making a donation.
 
poopypants said:
your attitude is definately the kind that i dont care how "hot" or "tuff" you think you are youll still be giving your stupid lil smirk to my girl as i give your teeth some fresh air right through your lips and you better make sure the red cross is there cause youll be making a donation.
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Thats what I'm sayin'...Support your local Dentist's....hit on my girl:twisted::lol: A broken nose is good for ones ego too....
Chicks love crooked azz noses w/ with a 3 inch scar where the stitches were right?:lol:

Damn't,Now I wanna hit somebody...See what you went and did:lol:

Honestly ,I just like to fight,I don't get all drunk and pissed and just swing for no reason,I'm one of the few guys you'll meet who might kick your ass and shake your hand after we're done,might even become friends...or if I really disliked you to begin with then I'll piss on your face when your K.O'd...either way its an entertaining evening:twisted:
 
sdmf45 said:
i think watching the attempts is funny, unless he gets outta hand.
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Why do I get the feeling you like to watch dudes bang your wife....;)just j/k...I guess I've seen one to many websites;)

I had some friends tell some some crazy stories about some of these "swinger" clubs around here...they have this one room full of sex swings,and all their couches are leather of course(so they can be 'wiped off';) )crazy CRAZY stuff
Buddy said there was this one fat chick that was lettin' all these dudes run a train on her azz while the whole place watched...
 
getswole said:
Why do I get the feeling you like to watch dudes bang your wife....;)just j/k...I guess I've seen one to many websites;)

I had some friends tell some some crazy stories about some of these "swinger" clubs around here...they have this one room full of sex swings,and all their couches are leather of course(so they can be 'wiped off';) )crazy CRAZY stuff
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:toofunny: that does sound like some crazy sh!t! if i was married i would never be into swinging. i was with this girl about 2 weeks ago and she was sitting on my lap and this dude was hitting on her and using some of the dumbest lines there is and begging for it. he was drunk but it started way before that and she isn't my girlfriend so i didn't really care but she kept shutting him down and it was funny as hell to watch. finally i was like bro u need to go the fvck home cause i'm ready for it!! :thumbsup:
 
thesinner said:
Exactly, that's half the reason I even go to the bar.
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I go because I'm still a young stud who can get chicks to buy me drinks :head:

BTW, I also think there's a huge difference between a guy who hits on your chick w/out knowing she has a man and a guy who insists even thought he knows she has a man. The second scenario is when you have to literally and figuratively man up because chicks don't want to be married to a puss.
 
Iron Warrior said:
I go because I'm still a young stud who can get chicks to buy me drinks :head:

BTW, I also think there's a huge difference between a guy who hits on your chick w/out knowing she has a man and a guy who insists even thought he knows she has a man. The second scenario is when you have to literally and figuratively man up because chicks don't want to be married to a puss.
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i totally agree

and i never pay for my drinks
 
dsade said:
Because they don't serve Juicy Juice Drink Boxes at bars?
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C'mon dsade, you know I only drink Carpi Sun. What fun is a juicebox if you don't run the risk of having half of it's contents spray in your face while trying to hold the down pouch and insert the straw? (sexual allegory not intended).
 
thesinner said:
C'mon dsade, you know I only drink Carpi Sun. What fun is a juicebox if you don't run the risk of having half of it's contents spray in your face while trying to hold the down pouch and insert the straw? (sexual allegory not intended).
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Carpe Capri....Seize the JuiceBag.
 
xjsynx said:
Yeah, but the last name is a bit of a turn off...
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:toofunny:

Well at least it lets you know that she knows how to play the game a little. And after I see the doctor the next day, it might make for another STD I can check off on my list.
 
smeton_yea said:
gross @ tranny's Eddie Murphy used to have a relationship a tranny I read in Parade
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He got busted for picking up a hooker, where it was later discovered that the hooker was a tranny. That's actually happened to a couple celebs. That's why you'd best stick with goats: they don't come as dudes in disguise.
 
smeton_yea said:
gross @ tranny's Eddie Murphy used to have a relationship a tranny I read in Parade
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Sounds like Eddie likes trannies

Eddie Murphy scandal

At approximately 4:55 a.m. on May 2, 1997, Los Angeles police officers followed and pulled over a Toyota land cruiser after witnessing Seiuli enter the vehicle. It was then discovered that the driver was comic actor Eddie Murphy. After interrogating Murphy for about 30 minutes, he was released without charges when the investigation revealed that no illegal activity had occurred. However, due to violating an earlier prostitution conviction ruling, Seiuli was arrested.
in a screenshot from Hard Copy TV in 1997
in a screenshot from Hard Copy TV in 1997

By sunrise, the incident had become a publicized dispute that headlined the front covers of tabloid magazines and entertainment shows. Seiuli's bail was set at $15, 000 and was paid by the tabloid The National Enquirer in exchange for exclusive details about her encounter with the comedian.

Increased coverage and controversy ensued when a magazine photographer produced a tape of the incident, and it aired nationally on Hard Copy TV. Talk show host Jay Leno and peers of Eddie Murphy from the TV show Saturday Night Live both featured comical reenactments of the conflict. Numerous transsexuals appeared in tabloids and on talk shows to provide accounts of alleged sexual encounters with Murphy. However, they later recanted their accounts, allegedly due to bribery from Murphy's publicists.

The tabloid coverage enraged Murphy and he filed $5 million lawsuits against The National Enquirer and The Globe for slander and invasion of privacy. These suits were later dropped after an unspecified settlement. He also filed suit against Ioane Seiuli, who claimed to be a relative of Atisone Seiuli and gave false reports to the New York Times.

Transsexual author Candace Watkins published an obscure book titled "In the Closet with Eddie Murphy" that featured stories from Seiuli and other transsexuals who claimed to have had sexual encounters with Murphy.

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Chad said:
hey its all the same when the lights are out...... right?:blink:
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i think as long as you never actually see a penis ....then your good.
 
Gixxer82 said:
:toofunny: :woohoo: :toofunny:

If you set your standards too high you won't ever get any :lol:

If there ain't not penis, and them legs are smooth from a venus, then i'll put it in your anus. Yeah thats right.
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I think you would put mr. winky anwhere there's a hole with a little heat in there......:whip:
 
Gixxer82 said:
:toofunny: :woohoo: :toofunny:

If you set your standards too high you won't ever get any :lol:

If there ain't not penis, and them legs are smooth from a venus, then i'll put it in your anus. Yeah thats right.
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Hmmm, lower my standards and I can be getting more pu$$y from midget sluts, junkies, fatties, physically disables chicks, and chicks with 3+ kids from different men who are all in jail. Those are promising new target demographics :D
 
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