Hyde
Legend
Until she gets pregnant....
Pregnancy can be exciting....
Until she gets pregnant....
Good thing you have 72 hours for plan B then huh??
Good thing you have 72 hours for plan B then huh??
Unless your gf can't take it because of potential stroke risk... Fml. Condoms for days![]()
If women can get birth control from their doctors with no significant requirement men should be able to get testosterone and other androgens without the restrictions HRT therapy impose.
Unless your gf can't take it because of potential stroke risk... Fml. Condoms for days![]()
Unless your gf can't take it because of potential stroke risk... Fml. Condoms for days![]()
Pearl necklaces for days!
The Catholic way of timing her ovulation through body temp of each morning and the way her vagina mucus is works as well.
Permanent male impotency can be caused by fumigating the vagina.
Taco salad is the best kind of salad there is.
Egg Salad is the best kind of salad there is.
Egg Salad is the best kind of salad there is.
Until you realize that every time you open the fridge your world smells like farts
As anyone who lifts and consumes protein shakes, this is your normal works anyway.
Tossed Salad is the best kind of salad there is in prison.
I toss Salad in the summer !!
Whoa. I'm way too hot to be excluded from this type of activity.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, not the brown eye of the catcher.
But can you judge a book by its cover?
If beauty is only skin deep, how come it's all pink on the inside?
That is not always the case. Welcome to america were girls love making money off their body, and sometimes its not always pink.
Time to get tested.
Nothing better than some Hot Milf's! (Men I'd Like To Fondle)
Watch out booneman77 and bdcc!! Sounds like the Solution wants to be your solution to a happy ending.
If you go balls deep, it's still pink on the inside.
See what happens when you get old. Your mind plays tricks on you.
The older people get, the more they like to play tricks on others!
That is what happens when they get sick of watching their TV shows all day long and sitting in the rocking chair.
But can you judge a book by its cover?
Not if you're blind!
stop hating on rocket and him being 57
thats mean![]()

Not if you're blind!
He can't read that without his bifocals![]()
DIABEETUS
No hate here! Just sliding in for a good joke!
Statement
The government should change the laws on Gun control:
yes or no?
Which ones? There's thousands of them.
The government should worry about the Constitution before it worries about what panty waisted morons think.
Chicago, DC and others places that have the strictest gun laws are the most violent there is.