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Odd moment at Old Navy yesterday...

Rodja

Rodja

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I was sitting on a bench by the fitting rooms waiting for my friend and his GF, which took like 15 minutes because he has to stare at himself posing in a damn mirror. There were a couple of girls sitting there chatting it up about going out that night, but I didn't pay much attention to it. Anywho, I was stil waiting and some dude that works there comes up to me and says the following line:
"One of the girls here asked me to wrap you up and put a bow on you for her birthday."

At this point I am confused. I had just finished at the gym and was wearing a old ass pair of training shorts and covered in chalk. I imagine I didn't smell too lovely either. Weirdest thing was that the chick was actually really, really hot. My main complaint is this - Why the **** can't this kind of thing happened when I'm single!? If I was, then I would've put a bow on my head and took her into one of the fitting rooms there.

It was flattering, but then I felt like I was being watched for the rest of the time I was there. Every time I looked around, there was someone looking at me talking into their headset.
 
Rodja said:
It definitely boosted the ego (I think the pump in my delts/traps helped, too).
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You should have just ripped off your shirt and started doing pushups till you started sweating profusely!! :D now that would be damn hilarious to see in old navy.
 
DAdams91982 said:
You should have just ripped off your shirt and started doing pushups till you started sweating profusely!! :D now that would be damn hilarious to see in old navy.
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I'd be lying if I said I didn't notice her (it was mainly the cleavage on display :)), but I wasn't going to do anything about it. The really funny part is that I told my fiancee and her response was quite eloquent..."I'll kill her!!"
 
Rodja said:
I was sitting on a bench by the fitting rooms waiting for my friend and his GF, which took like 15 minutes because he has to stare at himself posing in a damn mirror. There were a couple of girls sitting there chatting it up about going out that night, but I didn't pay much attention to it. Anywho, I was stil waiting and some dude that works there comes up to me and says the following line:
"One of the girls here asked me to wrap you up and put a bow on you for her birthday."

At this point I am confused. I had just finished at the gym and was wearing a old ass pair of training shorts and covered in chalk. I imagine I didn't smell too lovely either. Weirdest thing was that the chick was actually really, really hot. My main complaint is this - Why the **** can't this kind of thing happened when I'm single!? If I was, then I would've put a bow on my head and took her into one of the fitting rooms there.

It was flattering, but then I felt like I was being watched for the rest of the time I was there. Every time I looked around, there was someone looking at me talking into their headset.
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Haha! something about literally dirty men catches some girl's eyes. I think my husband looks really sexy after he's been working on the car and has oil all over him. :D
 
babywifey said:
Haha! something about literally dirty men catches some girl's eyes. I think my husband looks really sexy after he's been working on the car and has oil all over him. :D
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That would be my guess. I did overhear her saying about how she has a weight lifting class in the morning. I wonder if she was trying to catch my ear with that comment?
 
Rodja said:
That would be my guess. I did overhear her saying about how she has a weight lifting class in the morning. I wonder if she was trying to catch my ear with that comment?
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Ya, she probably was. :lol: Your wife should be happy that she's got such a desired man for her husband! ;)
 
Pure awesomeness.

Oddly enough, it seems if I am in nasty warehouse rags, or covered in suet, it seems to attract more attention. Some women are attracted to MEN, you know those of use who are not afraid of physical exertion. Unlike most of our society. lol.

Some girls like dirty boys :borladuck:
 
DAdams91982 said:
I refer you to the thread about animal homosexuality, where it is stated that animal instinct should overcome rational thinking! :D
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Eh, I've done my share of whoring around and much prefer the monogamy. Plus, my fiancee is a hellcat in bed. She's down for anything I want to do.
 
you should have thrown a flying armbar on one of the Old Navy mannequins...
 
Zero V said:
Pure awesomeness.

Oddly enough, it seems if I am in nasty warehouse rags, or covered in suet, it seems to attract more attention. Some women are attracted to MEN, you know those of use who are not afraid of physical exertion. Unlike most of our society. lol.

Some girls like dirty boys :borladuck:
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So true, Real men don't have to use toxic amounts of hair gel, pop their collar and get chicks drunk as hell. Hit the gym, and show the girls your not afraid of actually working. Gold right there.
 
babywifey said:
Ya, she probably was. :lol: Your wife should be happy that she's got such a desired man for her husband! ;)
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Hell, she has so many guys chasing her that I jokingly say she has a fan-club. It does boost my ego because I get to do so many wonderfully nasty things to her...
 
D3vildog said:
So true, Real men don't have to use toxic amounts of hair gel, pop their collar and get chicks drunk as hell. Hit the gym, and show the girls your not afraid of actually working. Gold right there.
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I met up with some old friends last Tuesday. It was the old group that I used to hang out with(me being oldest) met em all through my ex, so they all graduated after I did because they were younger. At any rate, after I leave and come home one of my friends told me the girls were "excited" over me and talked about me very beneficially hahah. It was all referring to my physical status. Next day another friend told me about the conversations as well :) Good times, good times!

No one else there had muscles.
 
Zero V said:
I met up with some old friends last Tuesday. It was the old group that I used to hang out with(me being oldest) met em all through my ex, so they all graduated after I did because they were younger. At any rate, after I leave and come home one of my friends told me the girls were "excited" over me and talked about me very beneficially hahah. It was all referring to my physical status. Next day another friend told me about the conversations as well :) Good times, good times!

No one else there had muscles.
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Yeah i was the fat kid in HS, went to the marines and since then avoid home like the plauge. Can't wait for some people to see the progress i have made. Selfish i know.. but motivating as hell.
 
Rodja said:
I was sitting on a bench by the fitting rooms waiting for my friend and his GF, which took like 15 minutes because he has to stare at himself posing in a damn mirror. There were a couple of girls sitting there chatting it up about going out that night, but I didn't pay much attention to it. Anywho, I was stil waiting and some dude that works there comes up to me and says the following line:
"One of the girls here asked me to wrap you up and put a bow on you for her birthday."

At this point I am confused. I had just finished at the gym and was wearing a old ass pair of training shorts and covered in chalk. I imagine I didn't smell too lovely either. Weirdest thing was that the chick was actually really, really hot. My main complaint is this - Why the **** can't this kind of thing happened when I'm single!? If I was, then I would've put a bow on my head and took her into one of the fitting rooms there.

It was flattering, but then I felt like I was being watched for the rest of the time I was there. Every time I looked around, there was someone looking at me talking into their headset.
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haha.... same thing happened to me at blockbuster about a month ago. Just got done working out, and was supposed to make a quick run on the way home to pick up a movie. I was in some ragged-azz gym shorts and shirt like you, and hadn't shaven in like 2 days (off of work). Im in a rush to get in and out, next thing I know im engaged in a 15 minute conversion with the girls behind the counter. I guess its the "old workout" clothes that drives them crazy lol.:tongue2:
 
SAME thing happened to me yesterday. Went straight from the gym to my wife's job to talk to her really quick. All the ladies' heads turned and later that night the wife told me they were all saying what a "big, strong boy toy" I was, etc...

It's awesome to get that validation.

It's totally true too...when you've got a gf/fiancee/wife, and you don't care about attracting women, that's when you start attracting them like crazy. Damn irony of life.

Keep smashin weights and showin em what they can't have. :thumbsup:






This is exactly why I buy my shirts extra smedium. :wall:
 
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