Never Listen to Milas about RecoverPro

[lukehayd]

uhhh, you do see that the last post (ya know, the one just above yours) was my post?



I'm still here effers!

Oh hey!!

Well, it had been several days and you're not one to not post a few times every day if you're still around soooooo.........

You can see where my logic is sound.

 

[bdcc]

Wasn't specifically planning on it, but could try to swing it if the dates work and enough of us went splitsies on some rooms.

When is it this year? Next month some time right? It's not likely I'd be able to but I would love to try and find a way if the RB's were going to be there. Next year would be golden for me though cause I'll be done with school.

My flights are 15th and 21st September.

I say "my flights" rather than what dates I am there from because the time zone changes and the long flight duration keep confusing me lol. I think I land on the evening of the 15th.

I assume Josh from PES will pick me up in a limo and drive me straight to a strip club.

I still don't know what this thread is about :lol:

Pull up a seat and make yourself comfortable.

Blake will show you the ropes.

It's about love...

and apparently abandonment...ahem, kingjameskjf and Milas



Handsy -- bdcc had a bit too much to drink and got a little handsy with me.

Handy -- bdcc paid the hobo 2 American dollars for a handy in the alley between the Subway and the old video rental store.

F**king lol'd at the examples, haha.

 

[MidwestBeast]

Real life experiences make for the best examples. Way better than hypotheticals, which those are not.

 

[bdcc]

Real life experiences make for the best examples. Way better than hypotheticals, which those are not.

I strongly deny these allegations.

There isn't a Subway local to me so it was actually the Chinese takeaway.

Otherwise, it is all true.

 

[kingjameskjf]

Give it time...

Trust us.

I would never give up on you. Luke, maybe, but not beasty. BTW, where's flexy?

Oh hey!!

Well, it had been several days and you're not one to not post a few times every day if you're still around soooooo.........

You can see where my logic is sound.

You never have any logic that makes sense. Its all a bit of rubbish. <---- posted by the guy who is supposed to have disappeared already, thus your entire premise of you argument is null and void.

My flights are 15th and 21st September.

I say "my flights" rather than what dates I am there from because the time zone changes and the long flight duration keep confusing me lol. I think I land on the evening of the 15th.

I assume Josh from PES will pick me up in a limo and drive me straight to a strip club.



Pull up a seat and make yourself comfortable.

Blake will show you the ropes.



F**king lol'd at the examples, haha.

I would love to go back. I went to the O back in 2010 or 11 I think. I liked the O much more then the Arnold.

 

[MidwestBeast]

BTW, where's flexy?

He got a girlfriend and now he thinks he's James and can just bail at will.

 

[lukehayd]

I would never give up on you. Luke, maybe, but not beasty.

Sooooo, James with Blake:



And James talking to me:



Looks like you win MidwestBeast!

 

[kingjameskjf]

He got a girlfriend and now he thinks he's James and can just bail at will.

Who even does that?

Sooooo, James with Blake:

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And James talking to me:

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Looks like you win MidwestBeast!

Luke, its a bit odd with how well you seem to know this movie and have all these pictures of men together at a moments notice. No need to hide your emotions from us. We can be your support group.

 

[bdcc]

Speaking of Justin, I tried to tag him and Blake in Bruce's photo from his boy band years.

I couldn't tag him so thought he left Facebook.

Turns out I am not on his friends list anymore. Surely it is RecoverBro sacrilege to unfriend another bro? An RB could sleep with my girlfriend and punch my mum but the RB bond can never be taken away.

 

[lukehayd]

Who even does that?



Luke, its a bit odd with how well you seem to know this movie and have all these pictures of men together at a moments notice. No need to hide your emotions from us. We can be your support group.

So 47 minutes is "at a moments notice" on the internet? You still have dial-up service there? You know, you can get internet service that doesn't take 45 minutes to download a picture now days. Here I thought I was the older of us but now I'm beginning to wonder!

As for the "support group" comment, I know you really just want to hold my meat. It's ok buddy. Stop by and I'll let you.

 

[lukehayd]

Speaking of Justin, I tried to tag him and Blake in Bruce's photo from his boy band years.

I couldn't tag him so thought he left Facebook.

Turns out I am not on his friends list anymore. Surely it is RecoverBro sacrilege to unfriend another bro? An RB could sleep with my girlfriend and punch my mum but the RB bond can never be taken away.

Are you serious that Justin unfriended you?!?! Really? Were you sending him naughty selfies again?


*edit* just looked at his friends list and there are only 9 total. Must have really cleaned house on his list or he has another profile for his other friends. I feel as though we're being cheated on now.

 

[kingjameskjf]

Speaking of Justin, I tried to tag him and Blake in Bruce's photo from his boy band years.

I couldn't tag him so thought he left Facebook.

Turns out I am not on his friends list anymore. Surely it is RecoverBro sacrilege to unfriend another bro? An RB could sleep with my girlfriend and punch my mum but the RB bond can never be taken away.

He has turned his back on you, only to coax you into giving him the attention he so desperately craves from you. It's a fear of abandonment issue that only the warmth of your nurturing touch can cure. Go to him. Make him whole again.

So 47 minutes is "at a moments notice" on the internet? You still have dial-up service there? You know, you can get internet service that doesn't take 45 minutes to download a picture now days. Here I thought I was the older of us but now I'm beginning to wonder!

As for the "support group" comment, I know you really just want to hold my meat. It's ok buddy. Stop by and I'll let you.

It's all about Luke's Miracle Marinade.

 

[bdcc]

Are you serious that Justin unfriended you?!?! Really? Were you sending him naughty selfies again?


*edit* just looked at his friends list and there are only 9 total. Must have really cleaned house on his list or he has another profile for his other friends. I feel as though we're being cheated on now.

He has turned his back on you, only to coax you into giving him the attention he so desperately craves from you. It's a fear of abandonment issue that only the warmth of your nurturing touch can cure. Go to him. Make him whole again.



It's all about Luke's Miracle Marinade.

I am afraid it is true.

I did not make the cut.

I think he must have felt insecure when photos of my naked body kept popping up on his news feed.

 

[MidwestBeast]

bdcc I saw some otters today. Its like you were right there with me.

 

[bdcc]

bdcc I saw some otters today. Its like you were right there with me.

Should I expect to see an online news story?

"Big hairy man arrested for having a 'tickle fight' with local otters".

 

[MidwestBeast]

Should I expect to see an online news story?

"Big hairy man arrested for having a 'tickle fight' with local otters".

LOL

I wish I would have just for that headline to hit.

 

[kingjameskjf]

I am afraid it is true.

I did not make the cut.

I think he must have felt insecure when photos of my naked body kept popping up on his news feed.

I must apologize. I guess I sent him one too many, I was merely trying to help promote you.

Should I expect to see an online news story?

"Big hairy man arrested for having a 'tickle fight' with local otters".

Careful Ben, I think he wants you for your precious pelt...

 

[lukehayd]

I must apologize. I guess I sent him one too many, I was merely trying to help promote you.



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Careful Ben, I think he wants you for your precious pelt...

Blake???

 

[MidwestBeast]

Blake???

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It rubs the Eviscerate on its skin or else it gets the love handles again.

 

[bdcc]

Please allow me to take this opportunity to say how delightful it is to rekindle some RecoverBro banter.

It feels like my heart is complete again.

 

[kingjameskjf]

It rubs the Eviscerate on its skin or else it gets the love handles again.

I still have nightmares about the horrors of eviscerate coupled with cardio and then the steam room......agony.

Please allow me to take this opportunity to say how delightful it is to rekindle some RecoverBro banter.

It feels like my heart is complete again.

You warm my heart Benji.

 

[kingjameskjf]

Please allow me to take this opportunity to say how delightful it is to rekindle some RecoverBro banter.

It feels like my heart is complete again.

And just like that it ends...

 

[taman6886]

Please allow me to take this opportunity to say how delightful it is to rekindle some RecoverBro banter.

It feels like my heart is complete again.

<3

I guess now that Justin has a non supplement against the wall, punch you in the face psycho bitch for a gf, (and a job) he doesn't need to fap with your pictures anymore. (Protocol clarification: I know we put kids and girlfriends/wives as off limits for targets, ex's are OK though, right?)

 

[lukehayd]

And just like that it ends...

Ummm, see quote below⬇

We're all still here effer!

<3

I guess now that Justin has a non supplement against the wall, punch you in the face psycho bitch for a gf, (and a job) he doesn't need to fap with your pictures anymore. (Protocol clarification: I know we put kids and girlfriends/wives as off limits for targets, ex's are OK though, right?)

Seems legit to me. Does that make you 2 legit 2 quit?

 

[Admin]

I'm lost again...

 

[MidwestBeast]

I'm lost again...

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!

 

[Admin]

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!

Was on last night!

 

[lukehayd]

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!

Was on last night!

You all up to speed now Admin? Blake is our resident tracker. I mean, who better to find lost people than someone like the Squatch who are great at not being found!?!

 

[Admin]

No, completely lost and blind.

 

[bdcc]

<3

I guess now that Justin has a non supplement against the wall, punch you in the face psycho bitch for a gf, (and a job) he doesn't need to fap with your pictures anymore. (Protocol clarification: I know we put kids and girlfriends/wives as off limits for targets, ex's are OK though, right?)

I think that seems fair.

I think his ex was always jealous of our bond.

No, completely lost and blind.

This thread never has direction.

If you feel lost you are probably adjusting well towards being a regular in here.

 

[Admin]

Oh, then I feel better. :lol:

 

[bdcc]

Plot twist;

Admin is actually Milas.

 

[Admin]

Well, technically I could be. Lol

 

[schizm]

Plot twist;

Admin is actually Milas.

That would be as genius as Sixth Sense and would warrant going back to re read every single post ITT... :mindblown:

 

[MidwestBeast]

Well, technically I could be. Lol

 

[Admin]

 

[MidwestBeast]

 

[Admin]

 

[MidwestBeast]

 

[Admin]

 

[bdcc]

That would be as genius as Sixth Sense and would warrant going back to re read every single post ITT... :mindblown:

I just realised something.

Milas has five letters in his name.

Admin has five letters as well.

If that isn't cut and dry I don't know what is.

 

[bdcc]

If this ended up being true, I don't know how I would feel.

Happy that Milas is still among us.

Sad that our new bro, Admin isn't actually our new bro at all.

 

[Admin]

I just realized the app doesn't show animated gifs.

Milas would have known that already.

 

[schizm]

I just realised something.

Milas has five letters in his name.

Admin has five letters as well.

If that isn't cut and dry I don't know what is.

And the 3 corresponding letters that Admin shares with Milas is M I A, boom! Milas has been found!!! Cover blown, sorry brah

 

[Admin]

And the 3 corresponding letters that Admin shares with Milas is M I A, boom! Milas has been found!!! Cover blown, sorry brah

Its a riddle wrapped in a mystery.

 

[MidwestBeast]

When bdcc inevitably becomes a stripper, his stage name will be Enigma.

And he will dance to Enigma.

[video=youtube;Rk_sAHh9s08]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08[/video]

 

[lukehayd]

 

[bdcc]

And the 3 corresponding letters that Admin shares with Milas is M I A, boom! Milas has been found!!! Cover blown, sorry brah

I laughed out loud at this because as ridiculous as it is, I have seen conspiracy theories which are just as bad.

Enjoy this bad boy; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs

 

[Admin]

 

[lukehayd]

And the 3 corresponding letters that Admin shares with Milas is M I A, boom! Milas has been found!!! Cover blown, sorry brah

So, Admin/Milas is an Illuminati?