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Naked Man Takes 'Risk', Gets Shot At

yeahright

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Naked Man Takes 'Risk', Gets Shot At

ANN ARBOR, Mich. (AP) - A marriage-minded man ran naked through his neighborhood, trying to show his hesitant girlfriend that taking risks is important. He got more than he bargained for when he ended up being chased and shot at.

``Just when you thought you had heard everything,'' Ann Arbor police Detective Sgt. Jim Stephenson told The Ann Arbor News.

The couple were discussing marriage early Wednesday when the woman said she wasn't sure if she was ready, according to Ann Arbor police reports. The man responded that taking risks is an important part of life and, to prove his point, jumped out of a first-floor window and ran naked across the street.

Before he could return, he spotted a couple walking and hid in some bushes to avoid them. A 28-year-old man noticed the bushes rustling and bare feet underneath, then drew a .40-caliber handgun and ordered the naked man out, police said.

The naked suitor ran away, but the armed man gave chase and threatened to shoot, police said. The gunman fired a shot and the naked man fell to the ground, suffering minor injuries.

A resident called police, who arrested the gunman on charges of aggravated assault and carrying a concealed weapon. He was taken to the Washtenaw County jail but released following further investigation, police Sgt. Patrick Hughes told The Associated Press.

The naked man was not arrested and didn't want to pursue charges, Hughes said.

Information from: The Ann Arbor News, Invalid Link Removed
 
Great story! I bet he won't do that again. And he sure didn't prove his point about taking risks being worth it! :icon_lol:
 
RenegadeRows said:
Great story! I bet he won't do that again. And he sure didn't prove his point about taking risks being worth it! :icon_lol:

I always found it very refreshing and well worth the risk. muahahaha.
 
But he did flush out an obviously unstable gunman.
 
yeah right your all over the board and you prolly contribute more new threads than any one else ive seen. Thanks for keeping it interesting and informed in here, even if it is about naked men.
 
This could only happen in Ann Arbor because inbreeding is scientifically proven to cause increased incidents of mental retardation. GO BUCKS!
 
What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt. By Leon Phelps

All this talk about guys running out the house naked had me thinking of the movie :)
 
yeahright said:
The real question is whether it convinced the woman to marry him.

The poor guy obviously failed to prove his point! If u ever find out, give us an update on what happens!
 
Being from Michigan, I would just like to say that we are all not weird like the naked guy, or the dude that opened fire on the naked guy.
 
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