my girlfriends protein farts are horrid what do i do

[kingdong]

Anybody suggest celery? Or chlorophyl (oral)

Has celery worked for you?

 

[rochabp]

:toofunny:
for your own sake i hope she never finds this thread

 

[AZMIDLYF]

My wife had a roomate in college that would make me blush!! I never thought a human could make sounds like that...

 

[STONE 69]

:damnit:

HER FARTS ARE HORRID! seriously i started training her and put her on a diet with medium carbs high protein and low fats

she is tryign to solely burn fat


but my God do her farts REEK

is there anything I can do to get rid of this?

Yees get a new girlfriend LOL

 

[schwellington]

:damnit:





Yees get a new girlfriend LOL

lol no ive been with her over a year now, i think i will stay with her


is this thread still active lol wtf-epic


update- her protein farts have ceased

 

[Jessep76]

Has she tried Beano?

 

[Pipes]

you could have also raised the tone by using the correct word ie flatulance and a search on google would have given you ample knowledge as to why they smell

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It also states other common terms..

gassers
stinkers
air biscuits
bombers
barking spiders
rotten eggs
wet ones

but you chose flatulence to suggest.. had it been me, I vote for air biscuits. just something effin hilarious about the way that sounds lolol. ever heard a woman say it? lmfao

anyhow, i digress, and so has this thread, glad her gas has returned to normal lol.

 

[Jake Fires]

It also states other common terms..

gassers
stinkers
air biscuits
bombers
barking spiders
rotten eggs
wet ones

but you chose flatulence to suggest.. had it been me, I vote for air biscuits. just something effin hilarious about the way that sounds lolol. ever heard a woman say it? lmfao

anyhow, i digress, and so has this thread, glad her gas has returned to normal lol.

HA! air biscuits:lol:

 

[monstermash]

The only thing to do is get some hard boiled eggs and chili! You must re-establish dominance ASAP

 

[rochabp]

The only thing to do is get some hard boiled eggs and chili! You must re-establish dominance ASAP

if you guys didnt believe in global warming before get ready cuz its gonna get smelly

 

[schwellington]

^^lol so does she just let them rip loudly or does she sit ther with the expression on her face,"did anyone notice that?"

when shes around me she just lets them RIP!

 

[airram479]

Be a man and just take it.

 

[neofrost83]

Thanks...needed this first-thing-in-the-morning-chuckle

I feel that since this thread is about me I should weigh in...

Yes, Schwell does fart and his are rancid, too. He doesn seem to think so... His S*** don't stink!

I do appreciate all the advice here though. I think part of the problem is just diet adjustment and maybe I should try another powder.

But I also wondered...In general I have trouble "going" period. I think this little issue could be making my particular brand of farts worse. I try everything...I eat veggies, complex carbs (brown rice, whole wheat bread, etc), I take pro-biotics, I eat yogurt, I drink senna tea.

Any body got another "magical" solution to this problem I might try???

dam i got busted

:clap2::toofunny:

Honestly it is a natural thing...and I know for a fact that 90% of this forum has gone through this with their supplements, shakes, vitamins, etc...When I started taking creatine and weight-gainer it got pretty bad. I was like a f*cking party favor! And if I tried to be polite and hold it until I got to a better place I'd get stomach cramps that would double me over in pain.

Glad to hear her body adjusted.

Nonetheless it is a funny subject...and naturally I got a story: Been married for 6 years (she's serving in Afghanistan right now) to a southern woman. One that was taught that it is improper for a wife (or especially girlfriend) to let an "air biscuit" go in front of her man. But they slip occasionally and I laugh because she gets all embarrassed even after 6 years! The absolute worse time was when we were in bed one night I woke up to her "backing it up" to me in her sleep. Naturally I was like "hell yea!"..........UNTIL I FELT A HOT BREEZE ON MY THIGH!!! When the smell hit me it must have woken her up as well and - get this - she said "G-D DAMN IT! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!? THAT **** WOKE ME UP!!!" AND SHOVED ME AWAY FROM HER!!! :banghead: