my girlfriends protein farts are horrid what do i do

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for your own sake i hope she never finds this thread
 
My wife had a roomate in college that would make me blush!! I never thought a human could make sounds like that...
 
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schwellington said:
HER FARTS ARE HORRID! seriously i started training her and put her on a diet with medium carbs high protein and low fats

she is tryign to solely burn fat


but my God do her farts REEK

is there anything I can do to get rid of this?
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Yees get a new girlfriend LOL
 
STONE 69 said:
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Yees get a new girlfriend LOL
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lol no ive been with her over a year now, i think i will stay with her


is this thread still active lol wtf-epic


update- her protein farts have ceased
 
corsaking said:
you could have also raised the tone by using the correct word ie flatulance and a search on google would have given you ample knowledge as to why they smell

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It also states other common terms..

gassers
stinkers
air biscuits
bombers
barking spiders
rotten eggs
wet ones

but you chose flatulence to suggest.. had it been me, I vote for air biscuits. just something effin hilarious about the way that sounds lolol. ever heard a woman say it? lmfao

anyhow, i digress, and so has this thread, glad her gas has returned to normal lol.
 
Pipes said:
It also states other common terms..

gassers
stinkers
air biscuits
bombers
barking spiders
rotten eggs
wet ones

but you chose flatulence to suggest.. had it been me, I vote for air biscuits. just something effin hilarious about the way that sounds lolol. ever heard a woman say it? lmfao

anyhow, i digress, and so has this thread, glad her gas has returned to normal lol.
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HA! air biscuits:lol:
 
monstermash said:
The only thing to do is get some hard boiled eggs and chili! You must re-establish dominance ASAP
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if you guys didnt believe in global warming before get ready cuz its gonna get smelly
 
Jake Fires said:
^^lol so does she just let them rip loudly or does she sit ther with the expression on her face,"did anyone notice that?"
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when shes around me she just lets them RIP!
 
Thanks...needed this first-thing-in-the-morning-chuckle

phunkyb said:
I feel that since this thread is about me I should weigh in...

Yes, Schwell does fart and his are rancid, too. He doesn seem to think so... His S*** don't stink! ;)

I do appreciate all the advice here though. I think part of the problem is just diet adjustment and maybe I should try another powder.

But I also wondered...In general I have trouble "going" period. I think this little issue could be making my particular brand of farts worse. I try everything...I eat veggies, complex carbs (brown rice, whole wheat bread, etc), I take pro-biotics, I eat yogurt, I drink senna tea.

Any body got another "magical" solution to this problem I might try???
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schwellington said:
dam i got busted :(
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:clap2::toofunny:

Honestly it is a natural thing...and I know for a fact that 90% of this forum has gone through this with their supplements, shakes, vitamins, etc...When I started taking creatine and weight-gainer it got pretty bad. I was like a f*cking party favor! And if I tried to be polite and hold it until I got to a better place I'd get stomach cramps that would double me over in pain.

Glad to hear her body adjusted.

Nonetheless it is a funny subject...and naturally I got a story: Been married for 6 years (she's serving in Afghanistan right now) to a southern woman. One that was taught that it is improper for a wife (or especially girlfriend) to let an "air biscuit" go in front of her man. But they slip occasionally and I laugh because she gets all embarrassed even after 6 years! The absolute worse time was when we were in bed one night I woke up to her "backing it up" to me in her sleep. Naturally I was like "hell yea!"..........UNTIL I FELT A HOT BREEZE ON MY THIGH!!! When the smell hit me it must have woken her up as well and - get this - she said "G-D DAMN IT! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!? THAT **** WOKE ME UP!!!" AND SHOVED ME AWAY FROM HER!!! :banghead:
 
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