My First Condom

The Neck

Well-known member
I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16. I went in to buy a
packet of condoms at Parchen's pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of
guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in
town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was
Delores) knew what they were for.


She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see
that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the
package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No,
not really.'


So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her
thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight
and secure


I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store
to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked
to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back
room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and
laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.


Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my
mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom
on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties
and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much
time.'



So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no
longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.


She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on,
Vince?' she asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.



She then beat the $hit out of me....


Women have always been hard for me to figure out.
 
ROFLMAO!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
hahahahhahhahaha i just bursted out in laughter in class i even showed my english teacher and she was like wtf but laughing
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bro I havent had a laugh like that in a minute...accompanied by a boner to boot (j/k?) hahahahahahahahahah
-Dirty stories lmao
 
I had a buddy that said he put his first one on inside out! I dont even know how you would manage to do that!
 
First time was 15yrs old she put it on with her mouth and I lost my virginity that night that ****in thing broke 2 hours later and scared the **** out of me, luckily i didnt bust so no teen prego that yr. no no that happened when i was 17 lol
Nuthin beat doggie style when ur 15 and banging a chick with no gag reflex id kill to be 16 again!
 
LMAO i remember my first time and first couple everytime id go into the store to buy them id always buy like other stuff too even if i didnt need it just so im not just buying condoms lol. Pick up a gatorade maybe some food i dunno lol just something.
 
one of my friends in college, his frat brothers called him the slam master. they even carved it above his door. well this guy banged something ridiculous like 100 girls one school year and never used a rub. he never kept them around and obviously girls arent gonna be walking around with one in their pocket. if they declined he would see if he can just get head and often succeeded in both. i guess looking like ken doll on steroids helped hahaha
 
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