Muscletech is awesome

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risktaker said:
uh yeah it does, you just don't realize that usplabs are used by natural guys not juiced up bodybuilders like jay cutler and dexter jackson and is not hype, is the real deal.
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Risktaker- review the statement of mine you quoted- look closer...closahhhh
 
Dcell22 said:
I appreciate your input bro, as I understand you just DON'T understand the power of Muscle Tech products, but yeah I believe in being smart and not wasting my hard-earned $ on over-priced hyped-up crap, sorry. If usplabs is so great, where are their lengthy articles complete with testimonials of real pros and actual pics of them using the products during training? and scientists diligently holding clipboards n helping to merge the gap between the lab and the gym? the vague references to prestigious scientific journals? huh? where is all this- oh that's right- "usplabs" ain't got it brotha!
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Risktaker, what other line of supplements are you aware of that can transform an ordinary man into a scientifically-engineered green turtle?

I mean what else would one expect from three weeks of using Leukic Hardcore...
 
Oh and lastly...

Risktaker, wouldn't you much rather have a "Halo" over a "Pump?"

With Anabolic Halo you will experience the heavens, dear angel! :newangel:
 
legend has it arnold and feriggno joined forces and created muscletech, back in the day when i was young
 
Frequency said:
a little of their blood is in every batch. try not spread that around or anything. Im supposed to keep that on the DL
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lets not forget the anabolic power of horse sperm.
 
If their blood (Ive also heard rumors of semen?) is in fact present in each batch (thus being partly responsible for the legendary mass bestowing effects in some sophisticated way known only to the top 1% of MT researchers and scientists- n of course Arnie n Lou themselves) ...one tends to wonder- "what will happen when one or both of these two pass away some day??" Ha, I would bet that Team MT is already prepared for such an event- and I would venture their solution lies somehow in their exclusive knowledge of cryogenic technologies...anyway I've prolly said too much but don't EVER underestimate Team MT! Though other supp companies and doubters/haters do everyday, only to be put in their place!:bryce:
 
I heard they found some way to bring peanut butter to life, and when they put it in front of a tv showing mature bigger woman porn the PB excretes an oily substance that is 10x more powerful then every herb in the world put together. Rumor is the only negative effect is the amount of clothes you need to buy, because you get pumps from breathing. Yeah, they are cumulative pumps too, so the more you breath the bigger you get.
 
i also heard MT killed 2 pac cuz he wasnt big enough
 
votum said:
I heard they found some way to bring peanut butter to life, and when they put it in front of a tv showing mature bigger woman porn the PB excretes an oily substance that is 10x more powerful then every herb in the world put together. Rumor is the only negative effect is the amount of clothes you need to buy, because you get pumps from breathing. Yeah, they are cumulative pumps too, so the more you breath the bigger you get.
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I already eat lots of peanut butter, n have quite a collection of porn including the specific genre needed, so hey...if I ingest like 8 tablespoons of PB blended into Nitro-Tech Hardcore and watch the porn at a high volume (so the PB in my stomach can hear) will this cause excretion of the anabolic substance- or is adding in the Nitro-Tech HC gonna perhaps cause some sort of anabolic overload in my endocrine system?? (I already worry about this with all the MT supps I'm on) And is this really for real?? Cuz if so I'm on it like Dexter Jackson is on the new Cell-Tech Hardcore!!
 
Dcell22 said:
I already eat lots of peanut butter, n have quite a collection of porn including the specific genre needed, so hey...if I ingest like 8 tablespoons of PB blended into Nitro-Tech Hardcore and watch the porn at a high volume (so the PB in my stomach can hear) will this cause excretion of the anabolic substance- or is adding in the Nitro-Tech HC gonna perhaps cause some sort of anabolic overload in my endocrine system?? (I already worry about this with all the MT supps I'm on) And is this really for real?? Cuz if so I'm on it like Dexter Jackson is on the new Cell-Tech Hardcore!!
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what kind of porn?
 
rochabp said:
i also heard MT killed 2 pac cuz he wasnt big enough
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It saddens me to think that maybe (key word MAYBE- this is just speculation) if Tupac had just used Cell-Tech as lil as 7 days prior to the shooting he would have had that extra mass and strength needed to withstand the bullets...
 
risktaker said:
what kind of porn?
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Apparently it calls for porn featuring mature (old) heavy-set women, it just so happens I have a handful of videos such as this. Risktaker- If I'M skeptical of this PB+chubby porn= incredibly powerful natural anabolic compound miracle discovery than you MUST be! Right? (though if it is true/possible I am NOT shocked it was MT scientists that uncovered it- who else? n don't say usp labs- they wish!!! hahahaha)
 
Dcell22 said:
Apparently it calls for porn featuring mature (old) heavy-set women, it just so happens I have a handful of videos such as this. Risktaker- If I'M skeptical of this PB+chubby porn= incredibly powerful natural anabolic compound miracle discovery than you MUST be! Right? (though if it is true/possible I am NOT shocked it was MT scientists that uncovered it- who else? n don't say usp labs- they wish!!! hahahaha)
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all man, you got me, I'm speechless, hard to reply to this.
 
Dcell22 said:
I already eat lots of peanut butter, n have quite a collection of porn including the specific genre needed, so hey...if I ingest like 8 tablespoons of PB blended into Nitro-Tech Hardcore and watch the porn at a high volume (so the PB in my stomach can hear) will this cause excretion of the anabolic substance- or is adding in the Nitro-Tech HC gonna perhaps cause some sort of anabolic overload in my endocrine system?? (I already worry about this with all the MT supps I'm on) And is this really for real?? Cuz if so I'm on it like Dexter Jackson is on the new Cell-Tech Hardcore!!
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I don't know if it would work, but if you press the TV to your stomach about 15 minutes after ingesting the PB I am sure the light waves could penetrate your skin far enough to hit the PB. I don't think you will ever have to worry about anabolic overload, all MT products have built in safety chips in the scoop that get released every serving, to shut your body down if you reach dangerous levels of either anabolicism or cryostasis, the two main technologies in mt products.
 
risktaker said:
all man, you got me, I'm speechless, hard to reply to this.
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It's ok, maybe, I mean just maybe...ever so slowly you are seeing the Divine Light that is Muscle-Tech my blind-folded friend, thus allow yourself to bask beneath it's brilliant Halo, shining forth with anabolic streams of energy, piercing through the relative darkness (ignorance n incompetence) that is the rest of the supplement world, one day- one glorious day, you may experience the bliss of MT products coursing through your veins, for the first time you will know it's scientifically proven superiority- for the first time you will know the Greatness of Muscle-Tech and- of yourself. Open your mind, your heart, and lastly your wallet at GNC... then get ready to open a can of dat dere whoop-ass at the gym we MT users know so much about!!! You can too bro believe me...
 
votum said:
I don't know if it would work, but if you press the TV to your stomach about 15 minutes after ingesting the PB I am sure the light waves could penetrate your skin far enough to hit the PB. I don't think you will ever have to worry about anabolic overload, all MT products have built in safety chips in the scoop that get released every serving, to shut your body down if you reach dangerous levels of either anabolicism or cryostasis, the two main technologies in mt products.
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Word, thanks (and whoa- never knew about the built-in safety mechanism!!!) Have you tried this yourself yet Votum? If so- bout how many lbs in how many days?? thx
 
Dcell22 said:
Word, thanks (and whoa- never knew about the built-in safety mechanism!!!) Have you tried this yourself yet Votum? If so- bout how many lbs in how many days?? thx
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I have yet to try the new MT peanut butter, but I tried it with some peter pan peanut butter and I did notice that I gained about 3 pounds in the past 2 hours.
 
votum said:
I have yet to try the new MT peanut butter, but I tried it with some peter pan peanut butter and I did notice that I gained about 3 pounds in the past 2 hours.
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Wow, I need to get on that! So...MT is actually coming out with the PB to add to their line?? Dude I can't wait (n it will be more convenient- even though the home-made version gives me another excuse to treat myself to the porn- I had actually forgotten about those particular videos of mine for some time -believe it or not- until you reminded me! Cool how things can connect like that)
 
BigBeazy said:
Im about to go on a Prime rant soon.
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Are you talking about Muscletechimus Prime, Muscletechs new giant robot that will lift your weights/destroy your enemies for you? I thought no one was supposed to know about that o.O?
 
if you hate usplabs say "I"
 
AK32408 said:
You're really missing out my man.

Jay Cutler even set up a stack of MuscleTech supplements that he uses..

..Now we can all get HUGE.



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That's just sad.. I wonder how many ppl spend hours of thought and discussion amongst themselves and their love one(s)/significant other to come up with a decision on whether or not the husband wants to buy this stack to ultimately change his physique into a fReAkY JACKED bodybuilder, yet only to find his body looking pretty much the same at the end as it did to begin with.. what a ****ing let down hah.
 
MT is probably the greatest thing ive ever tried, yeah i got a SH@# load of Gyno off the cell-tech but that aint no problem, ill sacrifice looks eny day for strength, MT is the best! :biglaugh:
 
Ive also! heard that Jenifer Lopez Has a secret underground layer in the Moon, where she trains elves how to drink Cell Tech. so they can take over the world, TRue that True that.
my question is, should we blow up the moon?????
 
Goku21 said:
Ive also! heard that Jenifer Lopez Has a secret underground layer in the Moon, where she trains elves how to drink Cell Tech. so they can take over the world, TRue that True that.
my question is, should we blow up the moon?????
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are you nuts if we destroy the moon its like destroying our main source for anabolic halo. how do you think they get cryogenic technology
 
Goku21 said:
Ive also! heard that Jenifer Lopez Has a secret underground layer in the Moon, where she trains elves how to drink Cell Tech. so they can take over the world, TRue that True that.
my question is, should we blow up the moon?????
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No dude moon cheese is the primary source of nutrients for MT products...
 
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