iRenew bracelets

codered5

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So I was at the mall the other day and some iRenew bracelet guys were there with a gathering of 10-12 people around them....i have always wanted to do this but never had the chance til now...knowing that the science behind these is ridiculous and a terrible con, I volunteered to have myself tested in front of the small crowd. Sure enough, the first time, I fell over, but for the second time, I insisted that they try again without adding the bracelet yet. They did it and sure enough I was fine, had perfect balance. Your body subconsciously learns how to adjust to these things and those bracelets are the most ridiculous waste of money in the world...I told the crowd they could thank me by giving me half the money they were gonna give to iRenew and walked off...haha random story, but a good one.
 
Maybe I should start selling a special glass cup. It absorbs the calories from your martini and you can drink a dozen and never gain a pound! It also has binding energy that reduces the effects of the alcohol so you will not get drunk. Amazing!!!
 
I've spent thousands of dollars on useless supplements and I feel like an idiot for it.
I will NEVER wear a bracelet to show the world that I got scammed.
 
These things have been marketed by different companies, even some big companies like Nike and Reebok and it's just ridiculous that they expect people to believe that a little piece of plastic is going to give you a new sense of balance and wellbeing, whatever the **** it is that they claim to do. Ive seen them anywhere from 8-10 dollars to about 25. And for what? Just to make you feel like you got taken for a ride the day after you order it lol.
 
Great story, man. That's hilarious and I would have loved to seen it.

"Hello, sir. I'll have one placebo, please!" :lmao:
 
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