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[stacy1212]

Still waiting for us to fuk

I know I bought the biggest strap on !!

 

[stacy1212]

I know I bought the biggest strap on !!

U better bring some gravy .... I’m gonna sauté u well....

 

[rtmilburn]

I know I bought the biggest strap on !!

Haha I'm in or should I say you're in?

 

[stacy1212]

Haha I'm in or should I say you're in?

Oh I’m in like a kid at the swimming pool diving for dive sticks! Unless you want me too get a gerbil?

 

[rtmilburn]

Oh I’m in like a kid at the swimming pool diving for dive sticks! Unless you want me too get a gerbil?

Both?!?

 

[stacy1212]

Oh I’m in like a kid at the swimming pool diving for dive sticks! Unless you want me too get a gerbil?

And a paper towel roll

 

[stacy1212]

Both?!?

I am blushing .... I’m gonna butter your bread!

 

[rtmilburn]

I am blushing .... I’m gonna butter your bread!

Gonna carry me while holding my beer and feed me poptarts while fck too?

 

[Aleksandar37]

OP on Thanksgiving: "I'm here to eat turkey and **** cousins; and we're all out of turkey."

 

[stacy1212]

Gonna carry me while holding my beer and feed me poptarts while fck too?

Uh didn’t you read my tinder add??

Let me see if I can recall...

Looking for a dedicated man that will love me and feed me cupcakes ... must be willing to clean my flesh rolls on a regular basis ... I mean my goal is too star on that what is it 600pd life series ... I’m pretty much a star in the making! Need a serious man to fulfill my love of food ... while loving all of me!


Is this you??

 

[SFreed]

Gonna carry me while holding my beer and feed me poptarts while fck too?

Isn't that on your tinder profile too?

 

[stacy1212]

OP on Thanksgiving: "I'm here to eat turkey and **** cousins; and we're all out of turkey."

He gets it!!

 

[SFreed]

He gets it!!

Apparently op's cousins get it too

 

[stacy1212]

Isn't that on your tinder profile too?

He did say it a tad different had much more compassion behind it!

 

[stacy1212]

Apparently op's cousins get it too

Where did he go? Btw I’ve been hanging around all day ... just to praise his ever existence ... I love this man

 

[stacy1212]

Baby come back!!!

 

[SFreed]

Baby got back

 

[stacy1212]

Baby got back

I got a little junk in this trunk

 

[Aleksandar37]

Where did he go? Btw I’ve been hanging around all day ... just to praise his ever existence ... I love this man

Maybe we all dreamed it and he was never really here. Like Bigfoot, if Bigfoot bragged about ****ing his cousins.

 

[stacy1212]

Maybe we all dreamed it and he was never really here. Like Bigfoot, if Bigfoot bragged about ****ing his cousins.

Maybe we encouraged him to tap it again

 

[Newth]

Maybe we all dreamed it and he was never really here. Like Bigfoot, if Bigfoot bragged about ****ing his cousins.

Maybe he's like Slender Man.
Enough people put conscience thought into it and it just pops into existence.
Wow, this guy's getting cooler.

 

[Aleksandar37]

Maybe we encouraged him to tap it again

He's probably on 23andMe right now, looking for dates.

 

[stacy1212]

Maybe he's like Slender Man.
Enough people put conscience thought into it and it just pops into existence.
Wow, this guy's getting cooler.

He’s an efn rockstar in my books!

 

[stacy1212]

He's probably on 23andMe right now, looking for dates.

What is this???!!! Am I missing something

 

[Whey]

What is this???!!! Am I missing something

His family tree

 

[Whey]

NoahsArk*

OP so what triggered this 3some with you cousin's?

Obviously you guys are going to do it again.
What type of advise are you looking for?

 

[stacy1212]

His family tree

Grandma is gonna be pissed!

 

[stacy1212]

NoahsArk*

OP so what triggered this 3some with you cousin's?

Obviously you guys are going to do it again.
What type of advise are you looking for?

What this guy said!

 

[Whey]

Grandma is gonna be pissed!

Lol

 

[stacy1212]

Lol

I still need pics

 

[SFreed]

He's probably on 23andMe right now, looking for dates.

Cousins only dot com

 

[stacy1212]

Cousins only dot com

This is better than fruity pebbles and miniature unicorns

 

[SFreed]

This is better than fruity pebbles and miniature unicorns

You shut your mouth!!! Nothing's better than Fruity Pebbles! Except maybe Booberrys

 

[Whisky]

You shut your mouth!!! Nothing's better than Fruity Pebbles! Except maybe Booberrys

You two chatting about fruity pebbles and unicorns whilst OP is probably trussed up with duct tape, an apple in his mouth and his cousins c0ck buried up to the hilt in his a55......I’m assuming they take it in turns to be the pin and the cushion. Grandma is just pouring the gravy over them both.....

 

[Aleksandar37]

Grandma is gonna be pissed!

You mean old three-eyed granny-sister-cousin-aunt-mom? Nah, this has been their family tradition for generations. He might get a smack from her webbed hand, but nothing more than that.

 

[stacy1212]

You two chatting about fruity pebbles and unicorns whilst OP is probably trussed up with duct tape, an apple in his mouth and his cousins c0ck buried up to the hilt in his a55......I’m assuming they take it in turns to be the pin and the cushion. Grandma is just pouring the gravy over them both.....

Omg this sounds like my reunions! Lmao

Put a dirty sock in his mouth .. spin him around and let him meet his maker oh Goliath as I like to call my trusty strap on

Yeah that’s how it’s done

 

[stacy1212]

You shut your mouth!!! Nothing's better than Fruity Pebbles! Except maybe Booberrys

I deserve that ... nothing is comparable to thee ol might pebbles

 

[stacy1212]

You mean old three-eyed granny-sister-cousin-aunt-mom? Nah, this has been their family tradition for generations. He might get a smack from her webbed hand, but nothing more than that.

We call them kinfolk in my neck of the woods

 

[Whey]

I blame OP's behavior on GEAR. Everything must of kicked in on Week 3 and BAM :laugh: What ever happened that day was just a disaster.

 

[Newth]

This is better than fruity pebbles and miniature unicorns

OP, right here if you don't pm your ph# to this chick your making a huge mistake.
This is about as personal as it gets. Definitely a keeper statement.

 

[Newth]

NoahsArk*

OP so what triggered this 3some with you cousin's?

Obviously you guys are going to do it again.
What type of advise are you looking for?

You watched Pornhub lately?
Family play is all the rage.

 

[stacy1212]

OP, right here if you don't pm your ph# to this chick your making a huge mistake.
This is about as personal as it gets. Definitely a keeper statement.

I will butter your bread ..... please

 

[Newth]

Cousins only dot com

I once met a chick online, our families were on each other's coat of arms.....stupid different countries, at least it would have felt kinky.

 

[Newth]

I will butter your bread ..... please

.......stupid different countries again.....and I don't even have a chick with my ring on her finger atm.

 

[stacy1212]

.......stupid different countries again.....and I don't even have a chick with my ring on her finger atm.

Well your a lucky man! I just cut my finger off that had the ring on it from a douche ... would you like me too put u down on my creeping list??

 

[Whey]

You watched Pornhub lately?
Family play is all the rage.

No miss the pornstars of the 2000s hotter back then... I dont want that crap to polute me. They look so average.

Family play? Wow im not surprised. Typical of new gen - some of the s*** right now is trash (generalized statement)

 

[Newth]

Well your a lucky man! I just cut my finger off that had the ring on it from a douche ... would you like me too put u down on my creeping list??

Creep away

 

[Newth]

No miss the pornstars of the 2000s hotter back then... I dont want that crap to polute me. They look so average.

Family play? Wow im not surprised. Typical of new gen - some of the s*** right now is trash (generalized statement)

Yeah, step and mum/dad is crazy atm.

 

[Whey]

Yeah, step and mum/dad is crazy atm.

Oh f guess it wasnt GEAR lol

 

[Whey]

Im shocked. I just googled. So people are influenced by this material and this is the results... You know this is not the only kid stuffing Turkeys this year right?