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rtmilburn said:
Gonna carry me while holding my beer and feed me poptarts while fck too?
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Uh didn’t you read my tinder add??

Let me see if I can recall...

Looking for a dedicated man that will love me and feed me cupcakes ... must be willing to clean my flesh rolls on a regular basis ... I mean my goal is too star on that what is it 600pd life series ... I’m pretty much a star in the making! Need a serious man to fulfill my love of food ... while loving all of me!


Is this you??
 
Aleksandar37 said:
Maybe we all dreamed it and he was never really here. Like Bigfoot, if Bigfoot bragged about ****ing his cousins.
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Maybe he's like Slender Man.
Enough people put conscience thought into it and it just pops into existence.
Wow, this guy's getting cooler.
 
NoahsArk*

OP so what triggered this 3some with you cousin's?

Obviously you guys are going to do it again.
What type of advise are you looking for?
 
SFreed said:
You shut your mouth!!! Nothing's better than Fruity Pebbles! Except maybe Booberrys
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You two chatting about fruity pebbles and unicorns whilst OP is probably trussed up with duct tape, an apple in his mouth and his cousins c0ck buried up to the hilt in his a55......I’m assuming they take it in turns to be the pin and the cushion. Grandma is just pouring the gravy over them both.....
 
Whisky said:
You two chatting about fruity pebbles and unicorns whilst OP is probably trussed up with duct tape, an apple in his mouth and his cousins c0ck buried up to the hilt in his a55......I’m assuming they take it in turns to be the pin and the cushion. Grandma is just pouring the gravy over them both.....
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Omg this sounds like my reunions! Lmao

Put a dirty sock in his mouth .. spin him around and let him meet his maker oh Goliath as I like to call my trusty strap on

Yeah that’s how it’s done
 
I blame OP's behavior on GEAR. Everything must of kicked in on Week 3 and BAM :laugh: What ever happened that day was just a disaster.
 
stacy1212 said:
This is better than fruity pebbles and miniature unicorns
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OP, right here if you don't pm your ph# to this chick your making a huge mistake.
This is about as personal as it gets. Definitely a keeper statement.
 
Newth said:
.......stupid different countries again.....and I don't even have a chick with my ring on her finger atm.
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Well your a lucky man! I just cut my finger off that had the ring on it from a douche ... would you like me too put u down on my creeping list??
 
Newth said:
You watched Pornhub lately?
Family play is all the rage.
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No miss the pornstars of the 2000s hotter back then... I dont want that crap to polute me. They look so average.

Family play? Wow im not surprised. Typical of new gen - some of the s*** right now is trash (generalized statement)
 
Whey said:
No miss the pornstars of the 2000s hotter back then... I dont want that crap to polute me. They look so average.

Family play? Wow im not surprised. Typical of new gen - some of the s*** right now is trash (generalized statement)
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Yeah, step and mum/dad is crazy atm.
 
Im shocked. I just googled. So people are influenced by this material and this is the results... You know this is not the only kid stuffing Turkeys this year right?
 
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