Happy B-Day Beelzebub

Huh? When? Sorry I missed it or else I would have harassed you about how old you're getting. Happy B-Day fatty.
 
lol, thanks fellas. festivities are kicking off in t minus 2 hours. got my half gallon of capt morgan. got a baggie of fun times. 8 buddies coming over. it could get ugly, lol :)
 
Beelzebub said:
lol, thanks fellas. festivities are kicking off in t minus 2 hours. got my half gallon of capt morgan. got a baggie of fun times. 8 buddies coming over. it could get ugly, lol :)
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PARTY ON BROTHER!!! :head: :head: :head:
 
Happy B-Day Beelz, I hope it is a good one. I got you a present. They need their nourishment to grow. Check it out:
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:cheers: :djparty: :dance::drunk::head::yawn::sick:

That about summarizes the night and next day.

Happy b-day
 
Happy Birthday! another step closer to the 35 and older forum.
 
Have fun little guy. Maybe you should order the UFC and get drunk with your buddies.....good times ahead :D
 
I knew there was a reason I was having a Guiness with my computer. Thats right, I am not the only bald, mean ass bastard in training here!! Thanks buddy!!!! Have a great B-day man... :bow28:
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have fun.
 
You da man!! Now finish that hooch, and send the next commie prick home with the "I just humped the neighbor's dog" look on his face!! Oorah! ;)
 
well, just got bakc from teh bar. ands epleiing isn't quite there. needless tos ay, it was fuj. got fo **** aroujd with metallica for a few sounds, yes, i'm still drunk a d high. beat that bitches.
 
stay away from the sliders...disregard above post by poopypants...i repeat, stay away from the sliders.

Now have fun with that hangover bro.
 
Beelzebub said:
well, just got bakc from teh bar. ands epleiing isn't quite there. needless tos ay, it was fuj. got fo **** aroujd with metallica for a few sounds, yes, i'm still drunk a d high. beat that bitches.
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So who drank more you or Metallica :D That's awesome bro, you got to hang with the greatest fuckin band ever :head:
 
capt wins again.

score:
capt morgan - 9834
me - 1

but yeah, apparently we got up on stage and did enter sandman, master of puppets, and one. i kinda remember walking into the bar, but not really.
 
sounds like me and ole Jagermeister....i hate that damn deer...always showing up at the wrong times kicking my ass...
 
tattoopierced1 said:
sounds like me and ole Jagermeister....i hate that damn deer...always showing up at the wrong times kicking my ass...
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jager is harsh. that's all you brudda :thumbsup:

again, thanks all for the happy b-day stuff. :afro:
 
EEmain said:
In late on this... Happy Birthday Bro!
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I'm late too, but we can drag this thing out through Thanksgiving and give the B man a chance to finish a few more gallons of Captain M...

Some of us might need to get some extra liver care supps for all this upcoming Holiday cheer too...
 
max-rot98 said:
In late as well...hope you had fun watching the male dancers.:dance:
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funny you should mention that. apparently, while at the karoake bar, some chick started singing 'angel of the morning', so in our drunken state, my 280lbs friend and i decided to dance. spun him, dipped him, dropped him......twice. :toofunny:
 
milwood said:
I'm late too, but we can drag this thing out through Thanksgiving and give the B man a chance to finish a few more gallons of Captain M...

Some of us might need to get some extra liver care supps for all this upcoming Holiday cheer too...
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indeed. my liver has been very patient with me so far...:ntome:
 
Beelzebub said:
funny you should mention that. apparently, while at the karoake bar, some chick started singing 'angel of the morning', so in our drunken state, my 280lbs friend and i decided to dance. spun him, dipped him, dropped him......twice. :toofunny:
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I KNEW IT!! Thats funny as hell yet not surprising. Glad to hear you had a good time bro.
 
Happy birthday bro. Sorry, but since I moved I no longer have the internet at home. I'm a broke fucker for now...lol. Hope you tore it up.
 
Cuffs said:
Happy birthday bro. Sorry, but since I moved I no longer have the internet at home. I'm a broke fucker for now...lol. Hope you tore it up.
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translation:

"Sorry, but with my current porn/rock-star lifestyle and schedule, I didn't get around to AM to check the scene. As well, as a result of said lifestyle, I am a broke fucker for now...lol. Now excuse me, I gotta go tear it up..."

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milwood said:
translation:

"Sorry, but with my current porn/rock-star lifestyle and schedule, I didn't get around to AM to check the scene. As well, as a result of said lifestyle, I am a broke fucker for now...lol. Now excuse me, I gotta go tear it up..."

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Sorry I'm late Beelze, I've been out of town and missed it. Here's your present: Invalid Link Removed
A pair of calves! :D You know I'm kiddin' bro, glad you had a kick ass birthday. Now I flee for fear of reprisal :ntome:
 
UHCougar05 said:
A pair of calves! :D You know I'm kiddin' bro, glad you had a kick ass birthday. Now I flee for fear of reprisal :ntome:
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Hah, Beelze a big softy. He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. Speaking of paper bag's...I put one on his head, stare at his calves and make believe he's a woman when we...ok too much info...nevermind...
 
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