You have great potential and we are proud to have included you as an intern. But be patient. You must complete your LHJO training before being granted full DRSE status. Jake is in charge of those efforts.
In the meantime, I would recommend practicing with the
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Good Morning. I too have been selected to the prestigious DRSE. I am honored to accept my internship to such an exclusive society.
I do have a question though, as I am naturally left handed, would my training consist of more RHJO? Or should I just mix it up?
Also, found out this morning that EVOO doesn't go well on everything. Tried it on my oats... ugh. I need cinnamon sugar STAT. The dog seemed to enjoy it though. Not quite as much as peanut butter, but it is too early to JO.
Yes, roids likes to push the AccuJack3000TM, something to do with royalties I suspect :grumpy: I prefer the WankMaster2000TM more raw grunt for you dollar :thumbsup:
Yes, special permission granted for RHJO, however you must first self-administer a severe beating with a knotted rope. Any natural advantage defeats the purposes.
I can't seem to find a rope, but I have this chain of beads, I think it's a back massager of some sort, would that suffice?
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Even better! The knotted rope is just the poor-man's version. So, knochk yourself out!
Morning! Counting down to Christmas ...
Good afternoon, AM peeps! I've been slinging mistletoe and holly and velvet ribbon and the halls, they are decked. Well, almost. Still tweaking on the tree.