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Good Morning AnabolicMinds.com

I'm up, time to act like it.
 
Guten Morgen, AnabolicMinds-Freunde! :biglaugh:
 
good morning everyone...hope everyone has a Mr Rogers type of day in their neighborhood
 
Morning.
 
Good morning everyone. What a wonderful day it is today. I really do hope everyone has a most productive day today. The weather is nice here and I sure do hope it is nice where ever you are.

How about a joke? Really, here are some good and clever ones.

What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer.
----Get it! :toofunny: See a bull is a boy cow and he's dozing!!!! :toofunny:

Oh, another:

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?
--- See, that was a fraction....But, like not everyone gets fractions, because some people have trouble with fractions!!! :toofunny:

Oh, BTW, I hope no one was offended by these jokes. I just thought a little humour might help us all get started off to a good and happy day. Feel free to add to those, but just don't go too wild!

Have a nice day and happy training!!!
 
Gee roids, Ive got a few . . I'll tone them down some.

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa!

Get it? Santa? That's dyslexia for you! Hope I didn't offend any AM dyslexics out there . . I'm dyslexic btw, so Im really poking fun at myself. Never did sell my soul, to Santa or the Prince of Darkness . . .

It's time to SFW, hit the wickety-wack juice with some dems, then AP my specially designed pillow. It's really LHJO, nothing like self-deception I always say! ;)

anywho, later mash potatas!
 
Morning AnabolicMinds!
 
Morning! Day 1 of a 7 day vacation!

What game do elephants like to play most?
Squash! :toofunny:

Why do elephants wear red toenail polish?
So they can hide in a strawberry patch! :toofunny:

Why do elephants hide in strawberry patches?
So they can jump out and stomp on people! :toofunny:

Why do elephants stomp on people?
That's how they play squash! :toofunny:

How do you stop a charging elephant?
Take away its credit cards! :toofunny:
 
Good Morning Ladies and Gents.

Q: Whats 3-foot long and fks chickens?
A: An Axe . . . . or . . . . . . no, I'm not going there :ziplip:
 
what do you call a cow with no legs?

a. ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

a. Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with three legs?

a. f*cked.
 
Morgen, AnabolicMinds Freunde! Another day to Learn, Teach, Lead.
 
Ni Zao y'all! Been a long fuggin' week. SH!T - So Happy It's Thursday (night) over here. Been marking papers and making exams and I ain't had a coldie all week! Time to down a couple! A little hangover tomorrow just might make morning class a little more interesting mañana. :cheers:
 
Morning!

Did you heard the joke about the pencil?
It didn't really have a point.

Have you heard the joke about the well?
It wasn't very deep.

Did you hear the one about the eraser?
It's kinda worn out.
 
Good Morning All!

Q: Did you hear the joke about the AIDs-infected monkey?

A: As it's auto-immune system began to fail, it was subjected to multiple pathogens, rendering a slow, painfull and humilitating death.
 
Good morning folks! Its been a while since i posted in the thread.

This morning im accepting my place in the prestegious DRSE. I accept my position with great honour and great humility and hope to do them proud!
 
Doogsy123 said:
Good morning folks! Its been a while since i posted in the thread.

This morning im accepting my place in the prestegious DRSE. I accept my position with great honour and great humility and hope to do them proud!
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As an Intern, I might add . . however yes, young Padwan, the force runs strong within you. Must be years of NeoVar abuse and LHJO I imagine :ponder:
 
Doogsy123 said:
Good morning folks! Its been a while since i posted in the thread.

This morning im accepting my place in the prestegious DRSE. I accept my position with great honour and great humility and hope to do them proud!
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You have great potential and we are proud to have included you as an intern. But be patient. You must complete your LHJO training before being granted full DRSE status. Jake is in charge of those efforts.
In the meantime, I would recommend practicing with the
AccuJack3000TM
 
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