silverSurfer
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Morning AM 
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silverSurfer
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Morning AM, coffee is ready
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Good morning! I truly hope all is well with you guys.
roids1
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I know it! It is late over here and cold and snowy, and commie.
SilentBob187
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Here I am.
Iron Lungz
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Morning AM!
Back from Afghanistan; got home early this morning. I am jet-lagged and completely exhausted. Sleep is the only thing on my agenda this week.
Anyway, it's good to be home.
Back from Afghanistan; got home early this morning. I am jet-lagged and completely exhausted. Sleep is the only thing on my agenda this week.
Anyway, it's good to be home.
roids1
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silverSurfer
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Morning AM, coffee is ready
SilentBob187
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Welcome back, Fin. Enjoy your week of R&R. Looking forward to your presence back around these parts.
keeper
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Good Morning AM peeps, wishing everyone a great week.
Major Fin, WELCOME HOME
Major Fin, WELCOME HOME
silverSurfer
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Morning AM, coffee is ready
SilentBob187
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Morning folks
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Good morning, everyone!
I don't itch, but y'all go ahead without me.
I don't itch, but y'all go ahead without me.
jim623
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Morning pecker heads.
ChrisSanderso
Member
Some Jokes for the people havin a bit of a rough day.
Locked Car Door
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car.
She didn't know what to do, so she called home and told the baby sitter what had happened. The baby sitter told her that her the fever was getting worse. She said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door."
The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been thrown down on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time or other had locked their keys in their car. Then she looked at the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use this."
So she bowed her head and asked God to send her some help. Within five minutes an old rusty car pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head. The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help me?" But, she was desperate, so she was also very thankful.
The man got out of his car and asked her if he could help. She said, "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I stopped to get her some medication and I locked my keys in my car. I must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"
He said, "Sure". He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was opened. She hugged the man and through her tears she said, "Thank You So Much! You are a very nice man."
The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison today. I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for about an hour."
The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud, "Oh, Thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!"
Locked Car Door
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car.
She didn't know what to do, so she called home and told the baby sitter what had happened. The baby sitter told her that her the fever was getting worse. She said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door."
The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been thrown down on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time or other had locked their keys in their car. Then she looked at the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use this."
So she bowed her head and asked God to send her some help. Within five minutes an old rusty car pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head. The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help me?" But, she was desperate, so she was also very thankful.
The man got out of his car and asked her if he could help. She said, "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I stopped to get her some medication and I locked my keys in my car. I must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"
He said, "Sure". He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was opened. She hugged the man and through her tears she said, "Thank You So Much! You are a very nice man."
The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison today. I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for about an hour."
The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud, "Oh, Thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!"
ChrisSanderso
Member
My Pastor will like this one.
Cost of a Sermon
One beautiful Sunday morning, the Pastor anounced to the chuch: "My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons...a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes, a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and a $10 sermon that lasts a full hour.
"Now, we'll take the collection and see which one I'll deliver."
Cost of a Sermon
One beautiful Sunday morning, the Pastor anounced to the chuch: "My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons...a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes, a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and a $10 sermon that lasts a full hour.
"Now, we'll take the collection and see which one I'll deliver."
Iron Lungz
Banned
Major Fin reporting for duty!
I slept like a rock yesterday. It was nice.
I slept like a rock yesterday. It was nice.
silverSurfer
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Morning AM
SilentBob187
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Mornin' lads and ladies.
jim623
Guest
Morning Minds.
strategicmove
Legend
Tag!
jim623
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Later Minds.
SilentBob187
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Rise and shine
jim623
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It's been real, guys. I'm out. May pop in from time to time to say hello.
Peace.
Peace.
Iron Lungz
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JW32Hoops
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Morgen everyone! Long time, no see. Been getting up at 5:30am and hitting work early lately, bustin my hump trying to do well at the new company...not much time lately for AM posting, but I'm coming back periodically now.
Wanted to call y'alls attention to this thread:
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I'm currently fundraising for the Prostate Cancer Foundation and was hoping you could help. Anything would make a difference. Some folks give $100, some folks give $10 and I'm just as appreciative either way since it's for such a good cause. 1 in 6 men will be diagnosed with prostate cancer in their lifetime...I had no idea it was that common.
Anyway, good morgen and thanks for your support!
Wanted to call y'alls attention to this thread:
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I'm currently fundraising for the Prostate Cancer Foundation and was hoping you could help. Anything would make a difference. Some folks give $100, some folks give $10 and I'm just as appreciative either way since it's for such a good cause. 1 in 6 men will be diagnosed with prostate cancer in their lifetime...I had no idea it was that common.
Anyway, good morgen and thanks for your support!
xtraflossy
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Happy Friday AM
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