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He who is without sin

Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" he asked.

"This woman was found committing adultery, and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded.

"Wait," yelled Jesus. "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.

"Aw, c'mon, Dad..." Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!"



Morning Everyone, Have a fantastic day peeps.
 
Morning, off to the chiro.
 
A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE:

"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 BC - "Here, eat this root."
1000 BC - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 AD - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 AD - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 AD - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2000 AD - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"

This is so true, morning everyone.
 
Heres a silly joke to start the day.

"The Computer is Down"

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. So what else would you like to be?"

The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains."

"So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.

The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count', St. Peter?"

"No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're doing."

"In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud."

"So be it," says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.

A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks.

"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult."

"Why?" asketh the Lord.

"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota."
 
Last one for today, have a great day everyone.

Here is the LOST CHAPTER IN GENESIS....
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him,
"What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said,
"This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history..
 
Alright, up since 6, late GM for the AMers.

Successful PFT this morning. Time to shower and stand up for 9 hours. YEAH!!!!!!!
 
Morning Minds.
Can some one please rewind to about 5am yesterday, I'd sure like to do that day over, in a much different way.
 
meh deload week this week :( So SFW/2 for me...
50% deload weeks are good for me... but that doesnt mean I have to like em!
 
What's up guys and gals? I'm almost done with recovery. Be back strong and soon. Just wanted to say hi and drop a few reps. Be safe out there.
 
Good morning. A relaxing rainy day off in Bobville.
 
Cheers! :cheers:
 
good morning. my name is benj851. I am a recovering gym addict... well who am I kidding, I'm not recovering, I'm embracing my addiction! :D
 
Morning Minds.
For the first time in a while, TGIF. It's been a horrible week and I'm glad to see it come to an end. I pray that Monday brings a better week!
 
It's too early for a Saturday...regardless I'm awake.
 
morning minds! got woken up at 450 this morning by a wife that needed some lovin! had such a good time that I couldn't go back to sleep. thank god for tivo, cause she went to work at 530... have a great day today guys!
 
Good morning, everyone! I'm sipping on a gooood, cappuccino and watching a couple of squirrels play.
 
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