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strategicmove said:
Hi Guys/Gals!
Iron Lungz wishes me to let you know he is safe. He does 18-20 hour days and has a very spotty Internet service. He'll get in touch as soon as he can. :thumbsup:
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Give him our best and tell him he's missing out on the DRSE biz.
 
It is far more elite and exclusive than even Skull & Bones. In fact, DRSE is so secret that I can't even talk about it.
 
Good morning AM. Just wanted to stop in and say hi. It's recovery week for me and I've been sleeping in so I haven't had time to log on and check in with you all lately. Hope everyone is doing okay. You guys and gals have a good day. Be safe out there.
 
Morning
 
Friday already?! Wow, this week flew by. Lets make it a good one.
 
Goooooooood morning, Anabolic Minds! Hope all is well in your lil corner of the world.
 
He,s a nice joke to start the Work End, lol.


A pastor and a taxi driver die at the same time and both go to heaven.

When they get there the preacher is provided with a white robe and a tiny little shack to live In.

The taxi driver is provided with an olympic size pool and a huge masion.

One day the Pastor asked St. Peter why he had a shack and this taxi driver had lots of riches? St. Peter replied:
- When you preached you put people to sleep. When he drove everyone Prayed.
 
Forest Gump and St. Peter
When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in."

"Okay," said Forest. "I hope it's not too hard. I've already been through a test. My momma used to say, 'Life is like a final exam. It's hard.' "

"Yes, Forest, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are."

1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?"

2) How many seconds are in a year?

3) What is God's first name?

"Well, sir," said Forest, "The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Today and Tomorrow."

St. Peter looked surprised and said, "Well, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer."

"The next question," said Forest, "How many seconds are in a year? Twelve."

"Twelve?" said St. Peter, surprised and confused.

"Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd …"

St. Peter interrupted him. "I see what you mean. I'll have to give you credit for that one, too."

"And the last question," said Forest, "What is God's first name? It's Andy."

"Andy?" said St. Peter, in shock. "How did you come up with 'Andy'?"

"I learned it in church. We used to sing about it." Forest broke into song, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own."

St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, "Run, Forest, Run!"
 
Dollar Bills

There was two old dollar bills. One was a $100 dollar bill and the other was a $1 dollar bill. The $100 dollar bill said, "I've lived a good life. I've been to the amusement park, the theater, the zoo and baseball games."

"Wow," said the $1 dollar bill. "You sure have had a good life."

"Where have you been?" asked the $100 dollar bill.

"Oh, I've been to a Baptist church, a Methodist church, a Lutheran church and an Episcopal church."

The $100 bill said, "What's a church?"
 
Morgen!
 
Hey Guys and Gals,

Please join me in extending my heart-felt congratulations to our very own Iron Lungz. He was promoted to full-blown Major two days ago! Wow! An unmistakeable recognition of his solid selfless contributions to the country he always put first whenever it mattered. A well-deserved, great honour indeed! Congratulations, Major! :cheers:
 
strategicmove said:
Hey Guys and Gals,

Please join me in extending my heart-felt congratulations to our very own Iron Lungz. He was promoted to full-blown Major two days ago! Wow! An unmistakeable recognition of his solid selfless contributions to the country he always put first whenever it mattered. A well-deserved, great honour indeed! Congratulations, Major! :cheers:
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I'll drink to that - congratulations :cheers:
 
Good news to wake up to for a change. Way to go Fin.
 
Good morning. Yes, it's warm here, too. But I so prefer it to cold weather. I do not enjoy having to bundle up to go out.
 
strategicmove said:
Hey Guys and Gals,

Please join me in extending my heart-felt congratulations to our very own Iron Lungz. He was promoted to full-blown Major two days ago! Wow! An unmistakeable recognition of his solid selfless contributions to the country he always put first whenever it mattered. A well-deserved, great honour indeed! Congratulations, Major! :cheers:
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Outstanding! haha Looks like party at Fins house!
 
Sincere congrats to Major Lungz and fam! We appreciate your dedication to protecting our freedom and safety.
 
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