Gonzo 8 Week Prohormone And Insulin Cycle

[PumpingIron]

2-3 weeks sounds good...but if he's actually doing what he says, he might be in a hospital bed before that.

 

[supersoldier]

I remember Saluu, that was some good stuff. Better than the Pirate, but close for sure.

Saluu got banned, anybody taking bets on how long PG lasts?? I'll give him 2-3 more weeks before he says something really bad and a mod gives him the boot.

I find it odd that no mods have been in this thread yet at all, and that it's still going and hasn't been locked or deleted. Which to me, is more evidence to this whole Pirate Grim escapade being a hoax.

Like somebody that actually has a decent amount of knowledge and wit just fcuking with everybody for $hits and giggles.

 

[EctoPower]

I find it odd that no mods have been in this thread yet at all, and that it's still going and hasn't been locked or deleted. Which to me, is more evidence to this whole Pirate Grim escapade being a hoax.

Like somebody that actually has a decent amount of knowledge and wit just fcuking with everybody for $hits and giggles.

This is a possibility, for sure. And if it's a fact, I am a big, big fan of whoever did it. Because they must be full of wit... :lol:

 

[PhilABowl]

Thanks for all the replies guys, even you naysayers, I didnt think Id get that much response from posting my experience but hey thanks!@

Put up some pictures - I wanna see the nice new set of titties you grew with your post cycle therapy!

 

[juicedxwing]

Hummm....

Is PIRATE GRIM a HOAX? How about we make a poll and vote?

I took the time to re-read most of the thread, at times my abs hurt -- I was laughing so hard!!! Once sugarfree lemonade shot out my nose as his smackdowns was so brutal, just brutal. I'm a fan along with Ecto! Anyone else??

ps) Pirate mackin the honeys??? How? When 1 is a Pirate what else does one do? Inquiring minds would like to know more about the ways of PIRATE GRIM tose:

I must give this thread a hand.:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

Long live The Pirate!!!!Long live The Pirate!!!!Long live The Pirate!!!!
Going to run my first cycle this summer, great forum!!!

 

[Mach .78]

I think this thread died, at least I'm hoping it did so I can go and actually learn something.

 

[Pirate Grim]

just when you thought it was safe

So Ive taken two weeks off from my HIT training and Iam pleased to find new stretch marks on my biceps. As we all know this means growth and while on a diet mind you. Ive just lost ten pounds using methyl ripped and my advanced knowledge of macronutrient manipulation. Iam down to 232 and looking fantastic thank you. IAM for real not a HOAX

 

[Pirate Grim]

all too REAL

YES FOLKS AGAIN IAM FOR REAL. its not that hard to imagine someone taking lots of prohormones and insulin is it? geez its not like Iam that crazy, its just BABYSTEROIDS! Funny if I said I smoked 3 packs of ciggs and drank a gallon of liquor you all would beleive me. look here, I REALLY ATE ALL THOSE PROHORMONES! your not going to die taking a high dose of legal gear sheeeeshhhhhhh!!!! I used to chew anadrol and d bol on my way to the gym with 3cc's of ethanate in my bum, whats the big deal!?!!?!!??

THIS CYCLE AND ME ARE VERY REAL I have never had such a time convincing people that Iam for real and I actually took all these pills and hormones, but its not that hard to IMAGINE!
Cmon give me a break. My liver is fine, Iam fine (thanks ladies) and my physique is looking superb. for all you homos sad to say my chest is getting ripped, and for all the ladiesd out there its gonna be alright maybe one day you can meet me and hug my arms with hearts floating of ya head. Dont
:chick: cry my beautiful darlings.....

Iam resting my body right now and losing fat preparing for my summer cycle of test eth, cyp and deca. Also some liquid arimidex will harden me up. I will post pics very soon.
the PIRATE has spoken.

 

[PumpingIron]

Thats right guys...THE PIRATE HAS SPOKEN.

 

[gotripped]

lmao.

 

[haroldjg]

Pirate I am very excited to see the new photos. I sure hope that there is an improvement on the last ones. I guess we'll all see very soon if indeed this regimen works for pirate.

 

[TripDog]

WOW......i havent read this thread in a while....uhhhh,yea PG is the saddest looking mofo i have ever seen in the bodybuilding world.:clap2: thank-you PG for reminding me what a male with tits looks like.....Even if this thread is a joke,that is from what i can tell to be an ACTUAL human being.....i know it's hard to believe...meaning some sorry looking motherfu*ker does look like that posing in these pics...trust me and my board brothers here when we say you look like sh*t...your so called muscle looks more like cottage cheese to me....don't call yourself a bodybuilder,be happy I gave you human being..it was debatable!!!! All the steroids in the world cant save the fact your a moron,and have no concern for your health,or well being....tripdog has spoken :FUfinger:

 

[Mach .78]

If I am having a bad day, I will open the link in my mailbox to this thread. I admit it, just like The Jerry Springer Show when I'm flipping through channels. I just have to stop and watch.

What exactly are Baby Steroids? :fool2:

Is insulin in fact, a Baby Steroid?

Do you know what insulin does? Do you? Explain.

Is your liver really fine? Do you talk to it, or have documented proof? Show me proof.

Ive just lost ten pounds using methyl ripped and my advanced knowledge of macronutrient manipulation.

I would be interested in hearing about your advanced knowledge in macronutrient manipulation. Really, let's hear it.

This..............should be interesting.

 

[Strategic]

I cant get over how pathetic those pics are. If I looked like that Id kill myself.

 

[Strategic]

"and for all the ladiesd out there its gonna be alright maybe one day you can meet me and hug my arms with hearts floating of ya head."


What does that mean? hearts floating of ya head? Im beginning to think you're mentally ill. Instead of starting your en/cyp/deca cycle this summer, maybe you should run a cycle of some lithium and thorazine.

 

[EctoPower]

I have no words left... I am officially speechless.

Pirate = :fool2:

 

[dalvare1]

i wish i would have found this earlier.

I havent laughed so hard in a long long time.


I think I read every page.


Pirate, I am speechless.....

 

[CRUNCH]

Pirate, just something little:

It's "I am" or "I'm", not "Iam".

I hate doing that but it's driving me nuts when I read your posts.

Please carry on...

 

[supersoldier]

^^^^^^^^

 

[Pirate Grim]

Just when you thought it was safe to turn on the computer...

I have in my day met many idiots, but never until I posted this GONZO cycle I have done. Without even responding if this thread is real or not because Iam tired of trying to prove myself to anyone, because I dont have to, Iam talking to the extremely Hardcore bodybuilders out there, and Pretty much ignoring you losers, except for you tripdog, what is that a name of a puppy chew toy? wow what a trip! seriously dog I dont care if who says what of my pics, You and everybodyelse can bash me all you want fact is MY THREAD has over 5000 views not yours and I in fact am getting lean as all seriuous BB'S do for the summer and Iam pretty sure Id kick your ass in a competition, no Iam really sure. Iam glad you responded because it reminds me of guys like you chasing the bandwagon, studio gangaters, keyboard experts and nimcomputs, and not to mention the legion of grammer and english experts who are more concerneded examining my p's and q's than commenting on muscle building and fat burning.
I would like to know, WHO in fact out of you all ever stepped on a bodybuilding stage even once, and whos a real competitor and whos not. Yes folks, just like at the supermarket you have the meat and the fat. The meat comes first, and the fat comes second. I think Iam going to call the city because it would seem that the more fat I burn and dump into the toilet, the more it sneaks around the sewer and reesterfies in the form of these haters and whiners. Must be alot of saturated fat on the brain w these guys. In life there are talkers and doers. Iam both. Tripdog, or trip -puppy, stay on the porch boy. I hope everybody out there is either offended or motivated because That is my purpose and for all the PIRATE fans, Iam 232 and getting lean lean lean. Iam about to start a low carb cyclical ketogenic diet ala Dan duchaines Bodyopus style 5 day depletion and weekend carb up. Now that my bodyfat is decreasing Iam sorry to say my boobs are shrinking and you homos will have to find other male nipples to fantisize over, gay freaks. Nevertheless Iam getting leaner and looking better all the time and Iam sure Ive made more progress in the past 6 months than alot of guys do all year. Hard work in the gym kitchen and learning all you can, pays off. Heres a question for all you smart butts out there. Q - WHAT effect does pyruvate have in the body's metabolism and what benifit does it have when added to a low carb thus low liver glycogen state? -----Hint----- t4 t3 tsh. until next time------- KEEP IT HEAVY AND GRIMMMMMMMMMM:dump:

 

[CRUNCH]

I would like to know, WHO in fact out of you all ever stepped on a bodybuilding stage even once, and whos a real competitor and whos not.

Can you post some of your past competition pics for us then?? Or maybe tell us which comps you did, we can see if there's any pics from that show. How did you place also??

 

[Mach .78]

If I am having a bad day, I will open the link in my mailbox to this thread. I admit it, just like The Jerry Springer Show when I'm flipping through channels. I just have to stop and watch.

What exactly are Baby Steroids? :fool2:

Is insulin in fact, a Baby Steroid?

Do you know what insulin does? Do you? Explain.

Is your liver really fine? Do you talk to it, or have documented proof? Show me proof.


I would be interested in hearing about your advanced knowledge in macronutrient manipulation. Really, let's hear it.

This..............should be interesting.

Just like the Beastie Boys in "Intergalactic". I used my own work in a post. Mmmm Drop! Can you say i-n-n-o-v-a-t-o-r?

YOU CAN'T ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS CAN YOU?

DON'T WORRY, I'M NOT YELLING. I JUST WANT THOSE DOTS BETWEEN YOUR EARS TO SEE THIS POST.

YOU ARE ONE OF THE REASONS WHY OUR GOVERNMENT LIKES TO BAN THINGS. YOUR USELESS HOAX OF A THREAD SCARES PARENTS INTO CALLING ANYBODY WITH AUTHORITY WHO WILL TAKE ACTION AGAINST OTHERS FOR THEIR OWN GAIN. THE MEDIA WOULD LOVE TO SIT DOWN AND INTERVIEW YOU.

 

[TripDog]

Ahoy there man tits....listen bro just because your parents were brother and sister,you shouldn't have to prove to yourself that your not imbread...just accept it and move on..Lets be realistic here bald tits the pirate..still with me...How many pro bodybuilders do you know of with webbed toes,and a D-cup....Or wait maybe your "hardcore" bodybuilders(wich probably consists of a pickup truck full of drunkin imbread rednecks)also known as your family,think your like the man or some sh*t...king of the trailer park....yea wow i'm jealous....seriously go smack your mother,and her brother you call Dad....:twisted:

 

[UNCfan1]

Ahoy there man tits....listen bro just because your parents were brother and sister,you shouldn't have to prove to yourself that your not imbread...just accept it and move on..Lets be realistic here bald tits the pirate..still with me...How many pro bodybuilders do you know of with webbed toes,and a D-cup....Or wait maybe your "hardcore" bodybuilders(wich probably consists of a pickup truck full of drunkin imbread rednecks)also known as your family,think your like the man or some sh*t...king of the trailer park....yea wow i'm jealous....seriously go smack your mother,and her brother you call Dad....:twisted:

TD that was some funny **** dude.

 

[PumpingIron]

ahoy....haha....classic.

 

[Strategic]

I have in my day met many idiots, but never until I posted this GONZO cycle I have done. Without even responding if this thread is real or not because Iam tired of trying to prove myself to anyone, because I dont have to, Iam talking to the extremely Hardcore bodybuilders out there, and Pretty much ignoring you losers, except for you tripdog, what is that a name of a puppy chew toy? wow what a trip! seriously dog I dont care if who says what of my pics, You and everybodyelse can bash me all you want fact is MY THREAD has over 5000 views not yours and I in fact am getting lean as all seriuous BB'S do for the summer and Iam pretty sure Id kick your ass in a competition, no Iam really sure. Iam glad you responded because it reminds me of guys like you chasing the bandwagon, studio gangaters, keyboard experts and nimcomputs, and not to mention the legion of grammer and english experts who are more concerneded examining my p's and q's than commenting on muscle building and fat burning.
I would like to know, WHO in fact out of you all ever stepped on a bodybuilding stage even once, and whos a real competitor and whos not. Yes folks, just like at the supermarket you have the meat and the fat. The meat comes first, and the fat comes second. I think Iam going to call the city because it would seem that the more fat I burn and dump into the toilet, the more it sneaks around the sewer and reesterfies in the form of these haters and whiners. Must be alot of saturated fat on the brain w these guys. In life there are talkers and doers. Iam both. Tripdog, or trip -puppy, stay on the porch boy. I hope everybody out there is either offended or motivated because That is my purpose and for all the PIRATE fans, Iam 232 and getting lean lean lean. Iam about to start a low carb cyclical ketogenic diet ala Dan duchaines Bodyopus style 5 day depletion and weekend carb up. Now that my bodyfat is decreasing Iam sorry to say my boobs are shrinking and you homos will have to find other male nipples to fantisize over, gay freaks. Nevertheless Iam getting leaner and looking better all the time and Iam sure Ive made more progress in the past 6 months than alot of guys do all year. Hard work in the gym kitchen and learning all you can, pays off. Heres a question for all you smart butts out there. Q - WHAT effect does pyruvate have in the body's metabolism and what benifit does it have when added to a low carb thus low liver glycogen state? -----Hint----- t4 t3 tsh. until next time------- KEEP IT HEAVY AND GRIMMMMMMMMMM:dump:

You seem to be forgetting that we’ve seen your pics, so there’s no way anyone’s gonna believe you are a serious bodybuilder. You talk about stepping on stage when it’s obvious no competition would even allow you to sign up. You’d get laughed off any stage you stepped on, and that’s the honest truth.

 

[Strategic]

But on the plus side, you do look better than the roid monkey. That's one thing you can be thankful for.

 

[PhilABowl]

"Gonzo" is the word for the type of porn that is supposed to simulate real world encounters like "Bang Bus". So you had a cycle of bang bus encounters?

Also - "HIGH DOSE PROHORMONE - INSULIN - AND GROWTH HORMONE BLITZ BULKING CYCLE", despite being in all caps, when you posted what was in it, didn't contain the following:

* High dose prohormone
* Any dose prohormone
* Insulin
* Hormone Blitz

I'd say of what you posted, "Cycle" is the only thing in what you posted it contained.

I'd have to say, not that I've been here that long or read a ton of posts, but you have to be one of the stupidest individuals I have run across on the internet in quite some time. And I don't want you to think I'm not sincere - I participate in many different types of forums and internet interactions.

FIRST PRIZE - SYNDROME OF A DOWN Goes to PirateRim.

I have in my day met many idiots, but never until I posted this GONZO cycle I have done. Without even responding if this thread is real or not because Iam tired of trying to prove myself to anyone, because I dont have to, Iam talking to the extremely Hardcore bodybuilders out there, and Pretty much ignoring you losers, except for you tripdog, what is that a name of a puppy chew toy? wow what a trip! seriously dog I dont care if who says what of my pics, You and everybodyelse can bash me all you want fact is MY THREAD has over 5000 views not yours and I in fact am getting lean as all seriuous BB'S do for the summer and Iam pretty sure Id kick your ass in a competition, no Iam really sure. Iam glad you responded because it reminds me of guys like you chasing the bandwagon, studio gangaters, keyboard experts and nimcomputs, and not to mention the legion of grammer and english experts who are more concerneded examining my p's and q's than commenting on muscle building and fat burning.
I would like to know, WHO in fact out of you all ever stepped on a bodybuilding stage even once, and whos a real competitor and whos not. Yes folks, just like at the supermarket you have the meat and the fat. The meat comes first, and the fat comes second. I think Iam going to call the city because it would seem that the more fat I burn and dump into the toilet, the more it sneaks around the sewer and reesterfies in the form of these haters and whiners. Must be alot of saturated fat on the brain w these guys. In life there are talkers and doers. Iam both. Tripdog, or trip -puppy, stay on the porch boy. I hope everybody out there is either offended or motivated because That is my purpose and for all the PIRATE fans, Iam 232 and getting lean lean lean. Iam about to start a low carb cyclical ketogenic diet ala Dan duchaines Bodyopus style 5 day depletion and weekend carb up. Now that my bodyfat is decreasing Iam sorry to say my boobs are shrinking and you homos will have to find other male nipples to fantisize over, gay freaks. Nevertheless Iam getting leaner and looking better all the time and Iam sure Ive made more progress in the past 6 months than alot of guys do all year. Hard work in the gym kitchen and learning all you can, pays off. Heres a question for all you smart butts out there. Q - WHAT effect does pyruvate have in the body's metabolism and what benifit does it have when added to a low carb thus low liver glycogen state? -----Hint----- t4 t3 tsh. until next time------- KEEP IT HEAVY AND GRIMMMMMMMMMM:dump:

 

[PhilABowl]

Oh and I forgot to mention - I really do love you, man.



That's what separates me from your parents.

 

[Hank Vangut]

i have nothing constructive to add here.

just wanted to say this is by far the most entertaining thread on am!

i hope GP doesn't get banned so this can go on forever!

 

[dalvare1]

i hope GP doesn't get banned so this can go on forever!

Agreed!!

 

[Mach .78]

"Gonzo" is the word for the type of porn that is supposed to simulate real world encounters like "Bang Bus". So you had a cycle of bang bus encounters?

Also - "HIGH DOSE PROHORMONE - INSULIN - AND GROWTH HORMONE BLITZ BULKING CYCLE", despite being in all caps, when you posted what was in it, didn't contain the following:

* High dose prohormone
* Any dose prohormone
* Insulin
* Hormone Blitz

I'd say of what you posted, "Cycle" is the only thing in what you posted it contained.

I'd have to say, not that I've been here that long or read a ton of posts, but you have to be one of the stupidest individuals I have run across on the internet in quite some time. And I don't want you to think I'm not sincere - I participate in many different types of forums and internet interactions.

FIRST PRIZE - SYNDROME OF A DOWN Goes to PirateRim.

You haven't come across any ray sausage posts yet. They are practically indentical to the butt pirate's posts. Stay around Phil and you'll see alot more of butt pirate's friends. They seem to come out of nowhere, almost "on purpose" to stunt our learning abilities. It's rather pathetic.

 

[PhilABowl]

You haven't come across any ray sausage posts yet. They are practically indentical to the butt pirate's posts. Stay around Phil and you'll see alot more of butt pirate's friends. They seem to come out of nowhere, almost "on purpose" to stunt our learning abilities. It's rather pathetic.

I can only hope... until then, I'll just have to fantasize...

:wtf:

 

[Mach .78]

I have a hard time deciphering these guys because I'm a chronic researcher. Not a day goes by where I don't learn something on the internet. My wife hates my computer sometimes. Then we find these guys, where are they getting their info from? Your guess is as good as mine. I do believe they are starved for attention.

If this guy wants to run insulin, fine. I will now pull up the dangers of insulin abuse so maybe I can help save his life. There are some people at AM that don't even know what insulin does, but they want to take it anyway. Well, here is what it does, have fun. No, I don't shoot insulin. I just make myself more insulin sensitive to my own insulin with diet and herbs.

Does insulin make you faster? - By Brendan I. Koerner - Slate Magazine

Insulin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Is Insulin OK to Boost Athletic Performance?

A scary look at insulin abuse - The Diabetes Blog

 

[PhilABowl]

Insulin + Stupidity = DEATH. Period.

Don't **** with insulin... you can perfectly well stimulate insulin with proper diet.

Anybody (like me) who has ever had kidney stones (multiple times) is smart enough not to fizzuck with anything that makes their kidneys angry.

 

[Mach .78]

Insulin + Stupidity = DEATH. Period.

Don't **** with insulin... you can perfectly well stimulate insulin with proper diet.

Anybody (like me) who has ever had kidney stones (multiple times) is smart enough not to fizzuck with anything that makes their kidneys angry.

Have you ever looked into a kidney cleanse? Check her out. All kinds of cleanses. I'm going to do most of them.



http://www.drhuldaclark.org/therapy_kidney.asp

 

[Vicarious]

so much hatred...so .....much......hatred.....

 

[Mach .78]

so much hatred...so .....much......hatred.....

I'm going to guess these are lyrics to a song, knowing you.

I am V........... V for Vicarious

 

[PhilABowl]

Have you ever looked into a kidney cleanse? Check her out. All kinds of cleanses. I'm going to do most of them.



Dr Hulda Clark.org - This site is dedicated to the teachings of Dr. Hulda Clark and the therapeautic techniques that she has come out with to battle all kinds of illnesses. This page describes the kidney cleanse.

The best "Cleanser" for your kidneys is water.

I'm not sure if you're aware of it or not, but I don't see those "cleanses" really doing much - your kidneys only have blood and water flowing through them - your intestines extract only the liquids from what you drink. A bunch of different roots mixed together from some quack site isn't really going to do anything for you

Well, for 20% of the population it will just due to the placebo effect.

One thing I find fabulous is everyone I have ever told about my kidney stones has THE answer for it lol. Unfortunately its genetics and not enough water at times.

Thanks for the thought though!

 

[Vicarious]

I'm going to guess these are lyrics to a song, knowing you.

I am V........... V for Vicarious

Actually i was thinking of Jedimaster Yoda...though thats not exactly what he said...when i wrote it I used his voice..

good guess though...anything I say can be traced back to a movie or a song

 

[PhilABowl]

I can feeeel your hate... Take your weapon! Strike me down! And then your journey to the dark side will be complete...

 

[Mach .78]

I can feeeel your hate... Take your weapon! Strike me down! And then your journey to the dark side will be complete...

Darth Vader? I don't know, I'm bad with movies, can't remember anything from them until I watch them again.

 

[TripDog]

lets not ruin this historic thread with bulls*it girltalk guys..let grim reply

 

[hman85]

Ok Iam going to post the craziest cycle Ive ever done maybe this will put things in perspective.
days 1-14 10 5 mg d bold per day one anadrol 50
days 1-14 600mg testosterone ethanate injected PER DAY
days 14-28 600mg deca injected per day

add a little growth hormone and humulin R I think I got to 232lbs. lots of fun folks. the "gonzo" cycle is really baby **** compared to what I would do if I had some real gear.
now that the mutual niceness is over, heres something for all the haters out there waiting to see what Iam going to say next. go to H*ell, hows that? I was going to be nice, but nice guys finish last and under 230lbs HA HA HAHAHA
GRIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

why would you run enathate for 14 days?
also post some after pics

 

[ReaperX]

Yeah I'd be curious to also see those pics as well. With the high levels of the 'variety mix' you've been taking, I can only imagine the number of years of your life your shaving off.

 

[CRUNCH]

I'm still waiting for Grim's contest pics??

 

[PumpingIron]

He dead yet?

I don't think they have computers patients in ICU can use...

 

[PhilABowl]

He dead yet?

I don't think they have computers patients in ICU can use...

No, they do. I'm sure he's just trolling somewhere else. I don't believe for a minute someone is stupid enough to inject those doses for that many days straight and live to tell about it.

 

[sdmf45]

this is a joke there is no way this is real.

 

[wrasslin116]

Haha this whole thing made my bad day a lot better, im cracking up over here :toofunny: