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Fellow mad scientists - Lets formulate our own pre-workout

Ginandtonic

Ginandtonic

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Alright gentlemen I know you all love reading the ingredient list on every pre-workout on the market looking for that edge on your 225 1rm decline bench. Lets share our own pre-workout concoctions so the fellas will admire our forehead veins and hypertension.

Based on my biased / half assed reading of questionable abstracts I have formulated a robust yet questionable pre-workout formula. This stew will taste worse than that first shot of plastic bottle tequila. Fair warning I am two beers deep at the moment.... light beer though don't worry its almost summer. I dub it - Pseudo ScientiFIT

Agmatine 1-2g
L-Citrulline 8g
Beet root power 1g???
Cognizin 250mg
Rhodiola extract 500mg
Cocoa powder 4g
l-theanine 300mg
Green Coffee extract 300mg

Before you call me a heretic for not including the latest and greatest snake oil, please share your input so I can immediately disregard it. Thank you
 
No DMAA?
No Phenethyl Dimethylamine?
No Beta Methyl Phenethylamine?
No isopropyl norsynephrine?


Man this **** is bunk.
 
No DAA? No Arginine? No Ephedra extract?

Disapoint.
 
Ginandtonic said:
Alright gentlemen I know you all love reading the ingredient list on every pre-workout on the market looking for that edge on your 225 1rm decline bench. Lets share our own pre-workout concoctions so the fellas will admire our forehead veins and hypertension.

Based on my biased / half assed reading of questionable abstracts I have formulated a robust yet questionable pre-workout formula. This stew will taste worse than that first shot of plastic bottle tequila. Fair warning I am two beers deep at the moment.... light beer though don't worry its almost summer. I dub it - Pseudo ScientiFIT

Agmatine 1-2g
L-Citrulline 8g
Beet root power 1g???
Cognizin 250mg
Rhodiola extract 500mg
Cocoa powder 4g
l-theanine 300mg
Green Coffee extract 300mg

Before you call me a heretic for not including the latest and greatest snake oil, please share your input so I can immediately disregard it. Thank you
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300 mg of l-theanine and no stimulants? Did you accidentally post your sleep formula?
 
What I’d do...

Betaine Anhydrous 3g
Agmatine 2g
Norvaline 1.5g
Caffeine Anhydrous 200mg
Eria Jarensis extract (99% PEMA) 75mg
Acacia Rigidula Extract (99% PEA alkaloids including bMPEA) 300mg
Dendrobium Nobile Extract (99% N,A-DEPEA) 50mg
1,3 DMAA 75mg
1,4 DMAA 75mg
2,4 DMHA 75mg
2,6 DMHA 75mg
Citrus Aurantium extract (99% synephrines, including norsyneprine and isopropyl norsyneprine) 200mg
Hordenine 50mg
Higenamine 50mg
Huperzine A 100mcg

Blend:
Vinpocetine, Noopept, sulbutiamine, Sodium Nitrate
 
Old Witch said:
What I’d do...

Betaine Anhydrous 3g
Agmatine 2g
Norvaline 1.5g
Caffeine Anhydrous 200mg
Eria Jarensis extract (99% PEMA) 75mg
Acacia Rigidula Extract (99% PEA alkaloids including bMPEA) 300mg
Dendrobium Nobile Extract (99% N,A-DEPEA) 50mg
1,3 DMAA 75mg
1,4 DMAA 75mg
2,4 DMHA 75mg
2,6 DMHA 75mg
Citrus Aurantium extract (99% synephrines, including norsyneprine and isopropyl norsyneprine) 200mg
Hordenine 50mg
Higenamine 50mg
Huperzine A 100mcg

Blend:
Vinpocetine, Noopept, sulbutiamine, Sodium Nitrate
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Build it and they will come
 
Old Witch said:
What I’d do...

Betaine Anhydrous 3g
Agmatine 2g
Norvaline 1.5g
Caffeine Anhydrous 200mg
Eria Jarensis extract (99% PEMA) 75mg
Acacia Rigidula Extract (99% PEA alkaloids including bMPEA) 300mg
Dendrobium Nobile Extract (99% N,A-DEPEA) 50mg
1,3 DMAA 75mg
1,4 DMAA 75mg
2,4 DMHA 75mg
2,6 DMHA 75mg
Citrus Aurantium extract (99% synephrines, including norsyneprine and isopropyl norsyneprine) 200mg
Hordenine 50mg
Higenamine 50mg
Huperzine A 100mcg

Blend:
Vinpocetine, Noopept, sulbutiamine, Sodium Nitrate
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Educate me broham. Wouldnt some of those pop you for a false positive on a piss test?
 
nasrenegade said:
Educate me broham. Wouldnt some of those pop you for a false positive on a piss test?
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If you’re dumb enough to be taking a hardcore PWO while in a tested sport or on parole... well then you deserve the consequences.

It wouldn’t be a “false” positive, this **** is drugs.
 
nasrenegade said:
Thats a bit narrow-mind/sighted

.
The clarification I was looking for.
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Not narrow minded at all. Know what you’re taking is drugs, and that taking drugs legal or not when subject to drug tests is a very very stupid thing to do.
 
Old Witch said:
What I’d do...

Betaine Anhydrous 3g
Agmatine 2g
Norvaline 1.5g
Caffeine Anhydrous 200mg
Eria Jarensis extract (99% PEMA) 75mg
Acacia Rigidula Extract (99% PEA alkaloids including bMPEA) 300mg
Dendrobium Nobile Extract (99% N,A-DEPEA) 50mg
1,3 DMAA 75mg
1,4 DMAA 75mg
2,4 DMHA 75mg
2,6 DMHA 75mg
Citrus Aurantium extract (99% synephrines, including norsyneprine and isopropyl norsyneprine) 200mg
Hordenine 50mg
Higenamine 50mg
Huperzine A 100mcg

Blend:
Vinpocetine, Noopept, sulbutiamine, Sodium Nitrate
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Kitchen sink of exotic stims.
 
I mean, really, half a scoop of that and you’d be ready to chew through the barbell...
 
Old Witch said:
What I’d do...

Betaine Anhydrous 3g
Agmatine 2g
Norvaline 1.5g
Caffeine Anhydrous 200mg
Eria Jarensis extract (99% PEMA) 75mg
Acacia Rigidula Extract (99% PEA alkaloids including bMPEA) 300mg
Dendrobium Nobile Extract (99% N,A-DEPEA) 50mg
1,3 DMAA 75mg
1,4 DMAA 75mg
2,4 DMHA 75mg
2,6 DMHA 75mg
Citrus Aurantium extract (99% synephrines, including norsyneprine and isopropyl norsyneprine) 200mg
Hordenine 50mg
Higenamine 50mg
Huperzine A 100mcg

Blend:
Vinpocetine, Noopept, sulbutiamine, Sodium Nitrate
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Good formula, but you really need to add Beta-Alanine for tingles. People need to FEEL their preworkouts. Tachycardia by itself isn't enough.
 
HIT4ME said:
Good formula, but you really need to add Beta-Alanine for tingles. People need to FEEL their preworkouts. Tachycardia by itself isn't enough.
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Oh yeah I forgot. Being higher than a kite, and dead, isn’t enough.
 
Alex281 said:
Great advertising slogan for pwo supplement ! Crackhead would be a perfect name for this one
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That’s already a Preworkout on the market. And Tweaker... and Geeked... Junky Juice...


How about LD50? Hahahaha
 
Old Witch said:
That’s already a Preworkout on the market. And Tweaker... and Geeked... Junky Juice...


How about LD50? Hahahaha
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Umm...You mean LD95?

Old Witch said:
Hey, just be glad I didn’t add halostachine and rauwolscine.
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Quick question. Can I stack this with Ephedrine and a VPX Redline?
 
The problem is that you need to balance the number of ingrediants, individual potency at right dosages, and the possibility that you'll need to run to the latrine immediately after consumption.
 
I kind of feel bad for the OP to be honest...he had a good idea for coming up with an open source preworkout and we kind of derailed by going ultra hardcore fantasy.
 
I love me some Vaso6 in the mix. And a stim mix without going too crazy with the stims. Ya know? Maybe 200-250 caffeine equivalent. For those of us working out in the evening who still hope to sleep at night.
 
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