Farts

How many times a day do you cut the cheese?

  • 0-10

    Votes: 41 24.3%

  • 11-20

    Votes: 50 29.6%

  • 21-30

    Votes: 36 21.3%

  • 31-40

    Votes: 8 4.7%

  • 40+

    Votes: 21 12.4%

  • On command

    Votes: 13 7.7%
  • Total voters
    169
jecko29 said:
According to my wife.....way too much:icon_lol:

jecko
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Aww man, we have a nightly occurence. We go to bed, I fart, she gets pissed off, and sprays me in the face with bath and body spray. We can't escape in no matter what. I swear I would fart before I got into bed, but I never do. Its always once I'm under the covers, it never fails. And God the stench, if someone did it to me, I'd be pissed too, so I can't blame her. It is an odor to be reckoned with. Luckily at work, I work in front of a laminar flow hood, so it's not too bad of a problem there, the hood immediatley sucks up the stench, or at least gives me enough time before it's redistributed to leave the room.
 
Yeah, I leave proximity bombs all over our workshop. When my diet is clean, they make no sound, but the smell makes people gag. There is no airflow in our shop so they don't move or disperse well.
 
I have to be in the stinky triple digits every day......literally.I work outside but still can't fart when someones around cause I'm considerate like that.They will make me make funny faces sometimes.
 
brass monkey said:
i eat boiled eggs throughout the day i walk around cropdusting the building. and there is nothing as rancid as egg gas i have found the fly bye the best approach so you dont fall victim to your own stank
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When I was in college I used to work @ the student union on thursday mornings doing dishes and wiping down tables, so thursday nights I'd go out and get smashed because I had no thursday classes.

I used to have the worst gas on thursday mornings, i'd walk around crop dusting people all morning as I had to work...hahaha the good ol' days
 
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