goddamn computer....I had this all typed out. and it was "flowing" perfectly, and now I have to split to the hospital. My entire throat is coated with vomit and I don't know why.
Anyway.......let me try and to do this again...
INFLATE: What does it do?
Make my muscles bigger?
Make my muscle harder?
make me leaner?
Make me stronger?
NO.
I was approached not too long ago by an advocacy group of stomach cancer sufferers to come up with a sublingual appetite suppressant (which I am almost done with.) They are fed through tubes, then can chew gum, but that does not affect true hunger. I'm afraid that even I can't help that, though the appetite suppressant will help. Why is that? Because your stomach reacts to being stretched when full. I suspect it has something to do with prostaglandin release, but it's an early hypothesis that I don't have time to dedicate to.
Now this is where things get weird. I've been working on a related, but opposite hypothesis for over a decade regarding male libido. I suspect that there is some sort of mechanism that measures a mans reprouctive tissues for Epididymal and testicular/prostate. When a man goes for a period of time without cumming, that fluid first builds up, then is resorbed into the tissues. First, I think when it is resorbed it is metabolized into "something" akin to a signaling molecule. Second, I think that the tissues begin to swell and increase in weight and volume, and that there is a direct nerve pathway to the brain telling it how long it has been since you have successfully mated. You all know that "heavy" feeling you begin to get down there, and the thoughts that begin to dominate your every waking (and sleeping) moment. Anyway, my hypothesis states that an increase in epididymal, prostate, and testicular weight transmits signals to the brain go go get laid, dammit. However, there are plenty of libido boosting supplements already out there, and if that were it you know I wouldn't waste my time doing something that's already been dome.
What DOES INFLATE Do? Even being on TRT levels of hormones causes a drop off in endogenous test production. You ain't using them, them they're gonna come and lay off 3/4 of your staff (heh..staff). INFLATE (yes, the formula is 99% complete) increases testicular size and weight, and epididymal size and weigh -both exploding those signals into your brain to go get laid, dammit but in the meantime let's show off these impressive nuts and , correct or not (remember, women lie about what really turns them on) your giant swinging jizz factories are gonna be advertising for a third shift all over the place - mostly popping those jeans out nice and full.
Is that It?
Yep, you fragile-ego pathetic boy-men. I don't know about you, and I don't really give a crap. What have I always said about my company? I make what I want to make/use, and it's really nice when other people like them too, but I don't do it for you. This is the product I want to make this year and goddammit I'm gonna do it. Y'all are welcome to come along for the ride. I'll try and get some betas put together in the next few weeks and, here in America, we'll see if we can't knck the Earth off it's natural rotation with a population a giant scrotumed silverbacks.
Anyway,,,,testers welcome.
Anyway.......let me try and to do this again...
INFLATE: What does it do?
Make my muscles bigger?
Make my muscle harder?
make me leaner?
Make me stronger?
NO.
I was approached not too long ago by an advocacy group of stomach cancer sufferers to come up with a sublingual appetite suppressant (which I am almost done with.) They are fed through tubes, then can chew gum, but that does not affect true hunger. I'm afraid that even I can't help that, though the appetite suppressant will help. Why is that? Because your stomach reacts to being stretched when full. I suspect it has something to do with prostaglandin release, but it's an early hypothesis that I don't have time to dedicate to.
Now this is where things get weird. I've been working on a related, but opposite hypothesis for over a decade regarding male libido. I suspect that there is some sort of mechanism that measures a mans reprouctive tissues for Epididymal and testicular/prostate. When a man goes for a period of time without cumming, that fluid first builds up, then is resorbed into the tissues. First, I think when it is resorbed it is metabolized into "something" akin to a signaling molecule. Second, I think that the tissues begin to swell and increase in weight and volume, and that there is a direct nerve pathway to the brain telling it how long it has been since you have successfully mated. You all know that "heavy" feeling you begin to get down there, and the thoughts that begin to dominate your every waking (and sleeping) moment. Anyway, my hypothesis states that an increase in epididymal, prostate, and testicular weight transmits signals to the brain go go get laid, dammit. However, there are plenty of libido boosting supplements already out there, and if that were it you know I wouldn't waste my time doing something that's already been dome.
What DOES INFLATE Do? Even being on TRT levels of hormones causes a drop off in endogenous test production. You ain't using them, them they're gonna come and lay off 3/4 of your staff (heh..staff). INFLATE (yes, the formula is 99% complete) increases testicular size and weight, and epididymal size and weigh -both exploding those signals into your brain to go get laid, dammit but in the meantime let's show off these impressive nuts and , correct or not (remember, women lie about what really turns them on) your giant swinging jizz factories are gonna be advertising for a third shift all over the place - mostly popping those jeans out nice and full.
Is that It?
Yep, you fragile-ego pathetic boy-men. I don't know about you, and I don't really give a crap. What have I always said about my company? I make what I want to make/use, and it's really nice when other people like them too, but I don't do it for you. This is the product I want to make this year and goddammit I'm gonna do it. Y'all are welcome to come along for the ride. I'll try and get some betas put together in the next few weeks and, here in America, we'll see if we can't knck the Earth off it's natural rotation with a population a giant scrotumed silverbacks.
Anyway,,,,testers welcome.