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benmayro said:
hahaha.. saving testicles one sack at a time
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bahahahah!!! I dont have to post anything.... just being subbed and reading yall crazy fools posts is entertaining enough.... fist pump!
 
Jim2542 said:
My guys are in the military so one Sgt/SPC says he took this and got hyooge so lower ranking personnel buy it. They don't know about PCT (no one does really) and start having side effects (back pumps) and I swoop in to save the day.....
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Negative fist pumps for back pumps :sick:
 
Danb2285 said:
And fat chicks! I don't care what anyone says fat chicks give the best blowjobs lol man imagine a fat high school chick....gigidty gigidty
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I didn't mind a thick high school girl. Still think about her 3 years later. Sad bro pumps for remembering how awesome an ex was? :(
 
Danb2285 said:
And fat chicks! I don't care what anyone says fat chicks give the best blowjobs lol man imagine a fat high school chick....gigidty gigidty
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Lmfao yes I have experienced this, it is fact hahaha.
 
kokobeware2 said:
I didn't mind a thick high school girl. Still think about her 3 years later. Sad bro pumps for remembering how awesome an ex was? :(
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No bro pumps for you. 3 billion women in the world and you're missing 1!!!
 
kokobeware2 said:
I didn't mind a thick high school girl. Still think about her 3 years later. Sad bro pumps for remembering how awesome an ex was? :(
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We only love em and leave em bro, then we slide out this bitch.
 
Dr.Stri8ed said:
We only love em and leave em bro, then we slide out this bitch.
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truthpumps!
 
Jbeezee said:
No bro pumps for you. 3 billion women in the world and you're missing 1!!!
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^ truth...no such thing as an awesome ex. Ex's are evil evil people even if they were fat high school chicks bro. Bro pumps denied bro you sound like a Vag....bro pumps for just messin w/ya. But seriously bro stop being a vag
 
Yeah all the bros in here r hardcore motherf*ckers, we f*ck ppl's mother 4real! There ain't no bitch in our blood!
 
Dr.Stri8ed said:
Yeah all the bros in here r hardcore motherf*ckers, we f*ck ppl's mother 4real! There ain't no bitch in our blood!
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Yea bro we f*ck ppls moms raw and then have them make us sandwiches an pies and sh*t.
 
Bro pump thread turn into Dr. Phil thread? Bro pumps for AM psychiatrist's.
 
bropumps for oprah!! you get a bropump, he gets a propump.. You all get propumpss!!
 
damn, I've been gone for way too long. Glad to see this thread still on track and fist pumpin!
 
Almost 24 hours with no bro pumps and or other peoples moms being fuc*ked is unacceptable bro's....must be busy tanning and clit fisting bitc*es
 
Danb2285 said:
Almost 24 hours with no bro pumps and or other peoples moms being fuc*ked is unacceptable bro's....must be busy tanning and clit fisting bitc*es
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Gettin my gym time in man. And I had to cook all my food as well. But I got some bro pumps in at the gym. Scared all the weaklings out ;)
 
I've been working graveyard so I'm bro pumping the nights.
 
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My gym put this up over the weekend...pretty much I think they're saying be a pus*y and we don't like BAMF's here....negative bro pumps for this...weak sauce
 
Danb2285 said:
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My gym put this up over the weekend...pretty much I think they're saying be a pus*y and we don't like BAMF's here....negative bro pumps for this...weak sauce
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE YELLING ABOUT!!!!! LOUD NOISES!!!!
 
Danb2285 said:
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My gym put this up over the weekend...pretty much I think they're saying be a pus*y and we don't like BAMF's here....negative bro pumps for this...weak sauce
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Lmao!! Anti alpha bro!
 
Jbeezee said:
Lmao!! Anti alpha bro!
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Exactly what I was thinking! How the fuk do they expect a bunch of roided out juice monkeys to get anything done if we can't grunt or drop weights?
 
Danb2285 said:
Exactly what I was thinking! How the fuk do they expect a bunch of roided out juice monkeys to get anything done if we can't grunt or drop weights?
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I drop weights all the time bro. Military press 100's and slam them on my legs after leg day? You can piss off if you think that's about to happen. You must be outside your damn!!!!
 
Jbeezee said:
I drop weights all the time bro. Military press 100's and slam them on my legs after leg day? You can piss off if you think that's about to happen. You must be outside your damn!!!!
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Truth
 
Jbeezee said:
I drop weights all the time bro. Military press 100's and slam them on my legs after leg day? You can piss off if you think that's about to happen. You must be outside your damn!!!!
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Also truth. I hate when the little hoes working the front desk tell me that I have to slam it down it's obviously too heavy. So if I can push out 100's for 12 it's too heavy? Go back to making shakes
 
kokobeware2 said:
Also truth. I hate when the little hoes working the front desk tell me that I have to slam it down it's obviously too heavy. So if I can push out 100's for 12 it's too heavy? Go back to making shakes
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Lmao. I would just look at them like. I'm pressing 1 of you in each hand OVER MY HEAD. Do you really want to mess with me?
 
Bro pump the world bítches!
 
Jbeezee said:
Lmao. I would just look at them like. I'm pressing 1 of you in each hand OVER MY HEAD. Do you really want to mess with me?
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Those skanks are only hired for their looks. Next time I'll say women should be seen and not heard lmao
 
kokobeware2 said:
Those skanks are only hired for their looks. Next time I'll say women should be seen and not heard lmao
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When a woman says something to me I don't like I usually tell her "women aren't supposed to speak unless spoken to."
 
Jbeezee said:
When a woman says something to me I don't like I usually tell her "women aren't supposed to speak unless spoken to."
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And I like to end with ..."Now make me a sandwich women"
 
Danb2285 said:
And I like to end with ..."Now make me a sandwich women"
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If I want to get in touch with my feminine side I go into the kitchen and make myself a sammich.
 
pyrobatt said:
If I want to get in touch with my feminine side I go into the kitchen and make myself a sammich.
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Lmfao!!!
 
kokobeware2 said:
Any bro pumps for getting a girls number at work?
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Depends...is she a mule?
 
Jbeezee said:
Not my style. I like smaller boobs. Like B's. And as far as butt goes. Quality beats quantity.
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I'm the complete opposite. I'm a fan of big ol boobies and a big round ass. As long as the boobs aren't hanging down and her ass isn't full of cellulite I'm down with it lol
 
Danb2285 said:
I'm the complete opposite. I'm a fan of big ol boobies and a big round ass. As long as the boobs aren't hanging down and her ass isn't full of cellulite I'm down with it lol
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To each his own I guess.
 
Bro pumps for boobs of all sizes!
 
Danb2285 said:
I'm the complete opposite. I'm a fan of big ol boobies and a big round ass. As long as the boobs aren't hanging down and her ass isn't full of cellulite I'm down with it lol
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I second this
 
You know what's worse than curls in the squat rack? Wrist curls in the squat rack. Supersetted with 185 lb calf raises on the Smith.
 
Jim2542 said:
You know what's worse than curls in the squat rack? Wrist curls in the squat rack. Supersetted with 185 lb calf raises on the Smith.
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You see now that's the type of sh*t gyms need to be putting signs up about.
 
Jim2542 said:
You know what's worse than curls in the squat rack? Wrist curls in the squat rack. Supersetted with 185 lb calf raises on the Smith.
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I would have told homie to move the hell on. Ain't no way bro.
 
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