Dude, I only have one thing to say... "God Bless Your Heart!" I'm from New Orleans and I LOVE hot food, believe me, but there is such a huge difference between hot or spicy food and insanely hot/spicy food and those wings are definitely in the "INSANE" category! What I will do, for example, this past Cinco de Mayo I entered a raw Jalapeno eating contest, as many as you can eat in 3 minutes and I won, eating 16 raw Jalapenos and I was sipping on milk for like 30 minutes after. Another time, a friend of mine had this tiny, tiny little bottle of what was supposed to be the hottest hot sauce in the world and he dared me to put on drop in the center of an entire slice of white bread and eat it, I was like, I could do that, I mean the white bread alone would absorb it, how can that be hard!!! OMG, was I wrong, nothing would quench that fire, milk, butter, nothing, my mouth burned for an hour, I was sweating, my heart was racing, I was mildly hallucinating, you name it, so NO MORE HOT challenges for this guy!!!