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Douchebags at the gym...

I will admit to sometimes snapping a pic or video at the gym,but ONLY if I'm 100% alone in the gym
 
BlockBuilder said:
Lol this bothers me too. Haha at tracking progress. Ummm taking a photo of your pumped arms isn't tracking progress. Everyone looks bigger with pumped muscles. Taking a picture at home with no pump is how you track progress and of course take measurements etc. but standing in the mirror flexing and taking pics makes you ghey as **** brahs. Super duperdy ghey brahs. Even gayer than the word brah brahs
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You're a f*cking wanker lol
 
123abcabcabc said:
At my gym it's the corpulent land whales who do that.
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Aaahh, the ones who have learnt to read the calorie count on their choccy bar & then ride that same distance? If only they'd step outta their comfort zone & do a little interval work - forget that damn calorie counter & just smash that bike until they hurl!
 
cheeky1 said:
Aaahh, the ones who have learnt to read the calorie count on their choccy bar & then ride that same distance? If only they'd step outta their comfort zone & do a little interval work - forget that damn calorie counter & just smash that bike until they hurl!
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Notice how they almost never go by the mirror? They'll dehydrate themselves and brag about weighing in 2-3 pounds lighter. And then they'll cry the following day when they gain those couple pounds back.
 
I snap pics at the gym all the time lol, if I'm at a 24 hour gym and I'm there late at night I'll even whip my shirt off and do some posing.
If that makes me superdy duperdy ghey, then I don't wanna be straight. I like my muscles.
 
BamBam0319 said:
I snap pics at the gym all the time lol, if I'm at a 24 hour gym and I'm there late at night I'll even whip my shirt off and do some posing.
If that makes me superdy duperdy ghey, then I don't wanna be straight. I like my muscles.
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Like I said,sometimes I do it 2 when I'm alone...It's a diffrent story if the gym is packed and you're just being a douche about it
 
jakz said:
Like I said,sometimes I do it 2 when I'm alone...It's a diffrent story if the gym is packed and you're just being a douche about it
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Nah when the gym is packed I'm too worried about getting my workout done in a reasonable amount of time to be snapping selfies and shiit.
 
BamBam0319 said:
I snap pics at the gym all the time lol, if I'm at a 24 hour gym and I'm there late at night I'll even whip my shirt off and do some posing.
If that makes me superdy duperdy ghey, then I don't wanna be straight. I like my muscles.
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What about diick pic selfies? Gotta show off dem gainz!
 
Gross...
 
This thread is quickly turning into Deviates that go to the Gym... :slap:
 
Last night, there was an older lady struggling to pull out the peg to adjust the length of the leg extension machine. Two bro's, probably high school aged, strutted past her and while chuckling said "If the machine's beating your ass, you're too weak to use it". I heard it from a good 40 feet away, so I was sure the woman heard it. I definitely had to halt my sets and go help her with it. I said "I'll be happy when the holiday break is over so this place isn't overrun with kids."

She replied with: "I'll be sure to give 'em hell later when he doesn't serve me my Big Mac fast enough"

Older lady +1
Bro 0
 
This article in the news section is pretty awesome!

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I seen a fella just today in the gym yelling at his friends like a drill sargent and purposely being a d***. I guess he was trying to "motivate" them. Lol, his friends looked confused.
 
jake1986 said:
I seen a fella just today in the gym yelling at his friends like a drill sargent and purposely being a d***. I guess he was trying to "motivate" them. Lol, his friends looked confused.
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The blind leading the blind...
 
King of dead lifts showed up today. 15 minutes of prep time doing the sumo walk with resistance bands. 1 rep 135 drop that bar! 1 rep 225 drop that bar! Ok he's finished now. Take off those big plates and drop those too! Alright time for shrugs with the bar, 5 reps. He sets the bar down gently and goes to the leg curl machine. I finish my last set and look over... He's gone... My hero came and went. Hope to see him again soon.
 
lift4strength said:
King of dead lifts showed up today. 15 minutes of prep time doing the sumo walk with resistance bands. 1 rep 135 drop that bar! 1 rep 225 drop that bar! Ok he's finished now. Take off those big plates and drop those too! Alright time for shrugs with the bar, 5 reps. He sets the bar down gently and goes to the leg curl machine. I finish my last set and look over... He's gone... My hero came and went. Hope to see him again soon.
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Did he drop it from full stand and then throw his arms into a flex? We may go to the same gym. Lol
 
lift4strength said:
King of dead lifts showed up today. 15 minutes of prep time doing the sumo walk with resistance bands. 1 rep 135 drop that bar! 1 rep 225 drop that bar! Ok he's finished now. Take off those big plates and drop those too! Alright time for shrugs with the bar, 5 reps. He sets the bar down gently and goes to the leg curl machine. I finish my last set and look over... He's gone... My hero came and went. Hope to see him again soon.
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Wait whaaat... In my gym that hero is a regular!!
 
DennisTheDane said:
Wait whaaat... In my gym that hero is a regular!!
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Ok wait,I have to ask what gym.I have never seen such a thing ����
 
jakz said:
Ok wait,I have to ask what gym.I have never seen such a thing ����
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You wouldnt know it :D its in denmark.
 
DennisTheDane said:
You wouldnt know it :D its in denmark.
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Could you by any chance set up a cam in the gym so I can watch :D..I have seen some funny **** in the gym,but this guy
 
jakz said:
Could you by any chance set up a cam in the gym so I can watch :D..I have seen some funny **** in the gym,but this guy
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Hahaha catching a primate in action would deffo be LOL :D
 
There's all these new hotties at my old gym and I'm like.... Fcuk, I'm going to miss this gym but then I changed my mind. No fcukin' body puts their damn weights away! Wtf?!? These aren't newbies either!
 
This guy kept lifting up his shirt so he can see his abs in the mirror while doing hanging leg raises. I just face palm and mirin from afar.
 
puccah8808 said:
This guy kept lifting up his shirt so he can see his abs in the mirror while doing hanging leg raises. I just face palm and mirin from afar.
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Don't be shy Puccah. I'm sure he'd just Luurve for you to stand in front of him drooling, hand outstretched & trembling for a touch of dem rock hard abs :hypnotized:
 
Saw a gentleman blow drying his twig and berries with a blow dryer right up at the sink this evening. Shudders
 
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