Audioph1x
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They were so geeked off dat dere celltech and NO-xplode they didn't give any phucks about anything mane. Do the robot and then hit some chitty quarter rep bench brah.
Douchebags at the gym...
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They were so geeked off dat dere celltech and NO-xplode they didn't give any phucks about anything mane. Do the robot and then hit some chitty quarter rep bench brah.
BamBam0319
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Dat dere celltech? Oooh yeee buddy dat's a good way to get buck wild in da gym nahm sayn!
Audioph1x
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The father and son at the gym with cutoff teeshirts that literally do a superset with every piece of equipment in the free weight area.
They proceeded to leave a huge mess there. Squat bar had a 2.5 and clip on each side but had been set down in the middle of the floor. Plates were fekkin scattered around everywhere. They left all the bars loaded with weight and just fekkin rolled out without even making any attempt to clean up, wipe their fukkin mersa off the bar, or even just push their **** out of the way. ****ing pisses me off.
Will get pix next time srs
They proceeded to leave a huge mess there. Squat bar had a 2.5 and clip on each side but had been set down in the middle of the floor. Plates were fekkin scattered around everywhere. They left all the bars loaded with weight and just fekkin rolled out without even making any attempt to clean up, wipe their fukkin mersa off the bar, or even just push their **** out of the way. ****ing pisses me off.
Will get pix next time srs
puccah8808
Legend
My coworker hasn't been to the gym in years but he told me that if I wanted to lose weight, I'm going to have to lift weights for 2 hours, hit the sauna for an hour, then swim some laps for another hour...
In my head: Please change the subject because you sound dumb as heck!
In my head: Please change the subject because you sound dumb as heck!
Audioph1x
Well-known member
My coworker hasn't been to the gym in years but he told me that if I wanted to lose weight, I'm going to have to lift weights for 2 hours, hit the sauna for an hour, then swim some laps for another hour...
In my head: Please change the subject because you sound dumb as heck!
That **** drives me nuts. He's probably a skinnyfat ****.
puccah8808
Legend
Haha, I'm gonna try it in the am. Noooootttt!!!
He is! He's the one that told me to stop lifting weight cuz it'll only make me bigger, and stick to just cardio if I want to lose my belly.
cheeky1
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Yup, he just forgot to mention another 60 mins in the sauna after the swim. That should work just fine Puccah :icon16:
DennisTheDane
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Oh douchbags....After reading some comments in this one...I would deffo call some guys in here that... This might call down the wrath of haterss here.. BBut i couldnt care less....
1 - Did you just wake up with gains and knew all about training and had a perfect form..No you didnt so stfu
2 - We all start some place...And its nice to get help from someone with plenty of years under the belt..
3 - A real douchbag is the guy making fun of that fat kid who is really trying.. Maybe they dont havve the "right" gym shirt or shorts.. But who gives a flying f u c k
!
4 - Be humble no one likes a smart a$$ wannabe Arnold ...
5 - Instead of hating new ppl in the gym help them out and just tell them - Hey its no cool to talk when during a set ..I need my focus and i need to lift this..Its not a coffee shop...Where chitchat is practist...
I agree on a few points in here.. But where i come from we DONT laugh at ppl.We help them, out... Remember why you started god bless.
I could go on... But lets leave it there... Merry christmas
1 - Did you just wake up with gains and knew all about training and had a perfect form..No you didnt so stfu
2 - We all start some place...And its nice to get help from someone with plenty of years under the belt..
3 - A real douchbag is the guy making fun of that fat kid who is really trying.. Maybe they dont havve the "right" gym shirt or shorts.. But who gives a flying f u c k
!
4 - Be humble no one likes a smart a$$ wannabe Arnold ...
5 - Instead of hating new ppl in the gym help them out and just tell them - Hey its no cool to talk when during a set ..I need my focus and i need to lift this..Its not a coffee shop...Where chitchat is practist...
I agree on a few points in here.. But where i come from we DONT laugh at ppl.We help them, out... Remember why you started god bless.
I could go on... But lets leave it there... Merry christmas
cheeky1
Active member
Well said. I'm not immune to needing a little reality check myself when posting on here. Having been one of those skinny a$s kids I really enjoy going to a real friendly, workin guy & gal kinda gym where there isn't any negging going on. If anything the bigger guys are happy to help the young'uns with some sound advice. Still, sometimes you can't help stupidity, laziness or people who would rather put their ego in front of their own health & wellbeing.
Thanks DD, you have a good xmas too :biggthumpup:
DennisTheDane
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Your most welcome cheeky1
tjeck out the one who helped me most. try seaching on google... Falby1 <---his instagram.. You wont find a more plesant and humble guy...And no you wont find a bigger guy hahahaha
DennisTheDane
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cheeky1
Active member
Your most welcome cheeky1
Falby - that is not a small man!
BamBam0319
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I understand where you're coming from man, trust me I do. And for the most part I do strive to maintain a humble and helpful manner (I definitely do now that I am a personal trainer and don't want to scare off potential clients), but we gotta have somewhere to vent safely or we'll all rip our hair out! People do some really dumb sh*t in the gym, stuff I've never even thought of doing because I just have that much common sense I guess.
You're right, we didn't start off with all the knowledge we have now, nor the strength, nor the size. But f*ck it, we have it now, I'm proud of it, and this is just part of the lifestyle
I remember being made fun of all the time back in the day for being weak, or small, or whatever. Not saying it's the right thing to give other people what I got, but it's nice to walk in the gym as the biggest or strongest or best looking guy and be able to spot out everything that everyone is doing incorrectly or poorly. Just my lengthy $0.02
BamBam0319
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Side note: in my experience a lot of the "bros" really don't like a random dude walking up and trying to help them correct their form or give them advice.
I've since learned to either pick my battles or not bother at all!
I've since learned to either pick my battles or not bother at all!
Audioph1x
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This.. a majority of "bros" in the gym don't want you to tell them anything. Their way is the only way. I look back and wish that someone had told me "you're wasting your time doing 15 sets of bicep curls. Pick this up off the ground and you'll be big" but **** it I guess.
puccah8808
Legend
There's a guy at my gym who I use to work with 15 years ago, but I don't think he remembers me.
We worked at a grocery store in a poor neighborhood. I was a young kid and he was this "bodybuilder" but had the lowest self esteem ever.
In order to make himself feel better, he would talk crap about all the poor customers and how nasty they looked. He also talked down to me about being poor and big. His personality was just ugly (so was his face). Lol, he told me once that girls liked his body, just not his face.
Fast forward 15 years later and he's still throwing milk and ringing up customers (at a store by my work). He still looks insecure as hell and a lot smaller now.
I'm not knocking him for making a career out of it. I'm just saying that there are things/ words that you sometimes take with you in life; to remind yourself why you do the things you do. Why you try so hard to succeed...
We worked at a grocery store in a poor neighborhood. I was a young kid and he was this "bodybuilder" but had the lowest self esteem ever.
In order to make himself feel better, he would talk crap about all the poor customers and how nasty they looked. He also talked down to me about being poor and big. His personality was just ugly (so was his face). Lol, he told me once that girls liked his body, just not his face.
Fast forward 15 years later and he's still throwing milk and ringing up customers (at a store by my work). He still looks insecure as hell and a lot smaller now.
I'm not knocking him for making a career out of it. I'm just saying that there are things/ words that you sometimes take with you in life; to remind yourself why you do the things you do. Why you try so hard to succeed...
McCrew530
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Answers
1) yes I did
2) started from the top
3) the gears gotta match if you're trying to tap that ass
4) what about a Dom wanna be. I'm sure everyone loves those
5) nope nope nope they are using my equipment wrong and I hate them.
Happy Hanukkah
Audioph1x
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puccah8808 ****in us up with some truth.
Audioph1x
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I hate that chit. And they just walk out of the gym with ILS rocking their bb dotcom shaker and cutoff tees.
McCrew530
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Hey you leave cutoff tees out of this
Aleksandar37
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That old saying, dress for the job you want, not the one you have, doesn't seem appropriate for this.
DennisTheDane
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Your a perfect example of a tool.. have fun
jimbuick
Legend
Somebody say cell tech?
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BlockBuilder
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I hate anyone using anything I want to use
McCrew530
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Do they have senses of humor where you are from in Denmark? If they do you may want to get one, or ask Santa Claus to put one in your stocking! Wait... with the time change Santa has passed your part of the world, I just looked it up on the Santa tracker... Maybe next year.
BamBam0319
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From the 2nd of januarie this thread is really gonna pop
Unfortunately so much truth in this :/
Aleksandar37
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From the 2nd of januarie this thread is really gonna pop
There is going to be so many that we'll need to start live twitter play-by-plays.
puccah8808
Legend
RegisterJr
Legend
I hope a record amount of New Year Newbs stick around for the long haul. It's the best time to show someone a thing or two, before they think they know it all.
cheeky1
Active member
From the 2nd of januarie this thread is really gonna pop
Not at my gym.
Mine has already started - and it appears Santa didn't bring them a sense of humour for xmas.
BlockBuilder
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Time for the permanent "I'm so angry I'm going to kill someone" face at my gym.
cheeky1
Active member
Not looking to make more friends in 2016 BB? :nana:
puccah8808
Legend
I don't mind the newbies. We were all newbies once. Even after all these years, I'm still learning and I'm probably still annoying some old timers. But oh well, we all have our own journey and we all have to start somewhere...
BlockBuilder
Well-known member
Naw I'm just kidding. It is annoying but it's ok. Go through it every year it's just the way it is
cheeky1
Active member
I know - the "chatters" are the worst. I too have a handy scowl :wink1:
puccah8808
Legend
Almost everyone does that. Newbies and oldies. We just need to worry about ourselves.
123abcabcabc
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Yeah, people are tracking their own progress. Even if they are just sh1t-posting on Instagram, I could care less either.
Audioph1x
Well-known member
Oh it shall bring milfs. They'll flock like the salmon of capistrano.
puccah8808
Legend
A kid at the gym asked if I had an Instagram lol.
BlockBuilder
Well-known member
Lol this bothers me too. Haha at tracking progress. Ummm taking a photo of your pumped arms isn't tracking progress. Everyone looks bigger with pumped muscles. Taking a picture at home with no pump is how you track progress and of course take measurements etc. but standing in the mirror flexing and taking pics makes you ghey as **** brahs. Super duperdy ghey brahs. Even gayer than the word brah brahs
cheeky1
Active member
Can someone tell me why teenage girls sit on the bikes - not the spin bikes, the ezy recliner bikes - and peddle at a snails pace for 20 - 30 minutes while talking to their friend & playing with their phone? It seems they're under the misapprehension this constitutes a complete workout. How bizarre - they'd get more benefit from walking to the gym.
123abcabcabc
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At my gym it's the corpulent land whales who do that.