Douchebags at the gym...

puccah8808 said:
My friend sent me a video of his 855 lbs leg press( calf workout) and I asked what his max squat was. He replied, "225." My reply, "Ah, yah!!! Great job!" Smh
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did you tell him that was your warmup. smh at dudes who think they are the $hit cuz they can load plates on the press. ask them to squat and they come up with an excuse like oh i hurt my back lol
 
fame126 said:
did you tell him that was your warmup. smh at dudes who think they are the $hit cuz they can load plates on the press. ask them to squat and they come up with an excuse like oh i hurt my back lol
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I hate when people say "maxed out 1000lbs DL" however they ****ing half rep one rep and don't even squat.

That pisses me off.

Some kid from my town posted a video of him half repping 1000lbs for 1 on leg press. Chicken legs as well.
 
So who knew they filming the avengers 3 in south africa?

Well apparently not me coz ive been sitting in 3 hours of traffic because they closed Joburg CBD to film ...FML
 
buff.girl said:
So who knew they filming the avengers 3 in south africa?

Well apparently not me coz ive been sitting in 3 hours of traffic because they closed Joburg CBD to film ...FML
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That sucks! Sorry buff.girl!! :(
 
The dbag who kept staring at me in the mirror, because we're both doing 55lbs OH tricep extensions, except I'm doing more reps! :D
 
Wow!! It was leg day for me today.... Started out with squats.. I'm throwing a lil twist into things n on my last rep, while my a$$ is to the grass I take 10 deep breaths n bring er back up again...
Some fkn d bag, thought I couldn't bring it back up n runs up with his buddy to help me...
WTF!!!!
 
Magdalena said:
Wow!! It was leg day for me today.... Started out with squats.. I'm throwing a lil twist into things n on my last rep, while my a$$ is to the grass I take 10 deep breaths n bring er back up again...
Some fkn d bag, thought I couldn't bring it back up n runs up with his buddy to help me...
WTF!!!!
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Don't touch my effn bar!!!!!
 
Magdalena said:
Wow!! It was leg day for me today.... Started out with squats.. I'm throwing a lil twist into things n on my last rep, while my a$$ is to the grass I take 10 deep breaths n bring er back up again...
Some fkn d bag, thought I couldn't bring it back up n runs up with his buddy to help me...
WTF!!!!
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That was an honest mistake... Douche would be someone leaving you buried under a bar...
 
I had to pull the bar (with no weights) off some skinny kid today. Thought the resolutioners would be cleared out by now.
 
McCrew530 said:
Where the f do you hide 150 lbs?....
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Today's selfie, lol...

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I'm a growing girl, ha ha ha...
Mostly my legs n a$$.. Crazy gains for me right now, going into 5th week of training , post injury...
High bf% too as u can c, lol....
 
Magdalena said:
Wow!! It was leg day for me today.... Started out with squats.. I'm throwing a lil twist into things n on my last rep, while my a$$ is to the grass I take 10 deep breaths n bring er back up again... Some fkn d bag, thought I couldn't bring it back up n runs up with his buddy to help me... WTF!!!!
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To be honest I probably would have done the same thing...... Except I would have pulled my pants down first and THEN ran over to save you..... And then like Dave says, expected you to rub my junk....

People helping people, it's pretty powerful stuff!
 
Magdalena said:
Wow!! It was leg day for me today.... Started out with squats.. I'm throwing a lil twist into things n on my last rep, while my a$$ is to the grass I take 10 deep breaths n bring er back up again...
Some fkn d bag, thought I couldn't bring it back up n runs up with his buddy to help me...
WTF!!!!
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Maybe because you were squatting more than he benches he figured you couldn't do it. I mean he did bring a buddy to help. Or maybe they were both hoping to get lucky.. "good she went to failure.. she can't run away now!!"
 
DangerDave said:
Maybe because you were squatting more than he benches he figured you couldn't do it. I mean he did bring a buddy to help. Or maybe they were both hoping to get lucky.. "good she went to failure.. she can't run away now!!"
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"Get her while she's pinned down!"
 
Magdalena said:
Wow!! It was leg day for me today.... Started out with squats.. I'm throwing a lil twist into things n on my last rep, while my a$$ is to the grass I take 10 deep breaths n bring er back up again...
Some fkn d bag, thought I couldn't bring it back up n runs up with his buddy to help me...
WTF!!!!
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I gotta agree with BLaQz here; unless the guys are mindreaders and know that's your plan, the time it takes for 10 deep breaths can look like you aint got it. I know you said you had it fine but honestly, how were they to really know. I don't think size, gender or any of that played in here. I've been lifting an amount of weight that was easy to lift, had a spasm or charly horse and that weight was no longer going up. It happens.
 
lukehayd said:
I gotta agree with BLaQz here; unless the guys are mindreaders and know that's your plan, the time it takes for 10 deep breaths can look like you aint got it. I know you said you had it fine but honestly, how were they to really know. I don't think size, gender or any of that played in here. I've been lifting an amount of weight that was easy to lift, had a spasm or charly horse and that weight was no longer going up. It happens.
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I understand.....
What pissed me off is,
I had my headphones blasting..(dark days.. )..totally in a zone.... (It seems like a fkn century when I do my 10 deep breaths), my eyes r focused on a spot .....
And these guys , bust outta nowhere... Scared the **** outta me, I couldn't hear what they where yelling , fkn loaded bar on my back n I still have to make a step forward .... Real cool...
If I was in distress .... Well, I am very vocal...lol...
I woulda been like, faaaaaaaaaak!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:)
 
So my douche isnt at my gym....hes an emloyee of mine that works at my hunting lodge-

His first douche move is this- he has a standing order to trap and remove coyotes...always. Well he caught a skunk and thought it would be a good idea to bring it up the lodge to show us...well now all 1200 acres of my land and my lodge smell like skunk ass

His second douche move is- i had a client bring his kids up so they could hunt and play around and shoot ****-well anyway they both shot a squirell each. I told him to get them mounted for me. Well heres what he did...

Now i gotta go find two more squirrells to send those kids
 

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MANotaur said:
So my douche isnt at my gym....hes an emloyee of mine that works at my hunting lodge- He first douche move is he has a standing order to trap and remove coyotes...always. Well he caught a skunk and thought it would be a good idea to bring it up the lodge to show us...well now all 1200 acres of my land and my lodge smell like skunk ass His second douche move is i had a client bring his kids up so they could hunt and play around and shoot ****-well anyway they both shot a squirell each. I told him to get them mounted for me. Well heres what he did... Now i gotta go find two more squirrells to send those kids
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Hahahahahaha
 
MANotaur said:
So my douche isnt at my gym....hes an emloyee of mine that works at my hunting lodge-

His first douche move is this- he has a standing order to trap and remove coyotes...always. Well he caught a skunk and thought it would be a good idea to bring it up the lodge to show us...well now all 1200 acres of my land and my lodge smell like skunk ass

His second douche move is- i had a client bring his kids up so they could hunt and play around and shoot ****-well anyway they both shot a squirell each. I told him to get them mounted for me. Well heres what he did...

Now i gotta go find two more squirrells to send those kids
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Heres the picture-i tried to put it in the first post but i dont think it went in
 
hurdlemaker said:
It showed, that's why I was laughing so hard. Is this a real story??
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Ok lol it wasnt showing on my phone and yes it is unfortunately...thats a real picture off my phone from the lodge...and i cant fire the peckerhead cause hes family

tjbruno said:
i never knew brown squirrels were a real thing
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Oh theyre real! Theres your proof
 
lukehayd said:
LMBO!!! I've seen a lot of bad squirrel mounts but that just takes the cake!!
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Well i mean o couldnt help bit to think what thw hell dis he tell the taxisermist when he broight it in?! Did he say he wantes the squirrells grabbing the titties and nuts or did he say make them do something dirty or what?!
 
Or he just said, "What kind of squirrel mounts do you already have made up?" and the taxidermist said, "I've got these I was goofing around with that I'll make you a deal on." Then your guy was like "Ehh sure, works for me"
 
Lol who knows-either way this is a perfect example as to why you should never hire family lol
 
I got hit on at the gym.... By a girl and she proceeded to rub my thigh tat. :D She said I was soooo sexy!!! :( Too bad she wasn't... Sigh***
 
puccah8808 said:
I got hit on at the gym.... By a girl and she proceeded to rub my thigh tat. :D She said I was soooo sexy!!! :( Too bad she wasn't... Sigh***
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Deja vu
 
MANotaur said:
So my douche isnt at my gym....hes an emloyee of mine that works at my hunting lodge-

His first douche move is this- he has a standing order to trap and remove coyotes...always. Well he caught a skunk and thought it would be a good idea to bring it up the lodge to show us...well now all 1200 acres of my land and my lodge smell like skunk ass

His second douche move is- i had a client bring his kids up so they could hunt and play around and shoot ****-well anyway they both shot a squirell each. I told him to get them mounted for me. Well heres what he did...

Now i gotta go find two more squirrells to send those kids
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Can you ship these to me? Haha
 
Wrivest said:
didnt that just happen to you about a week ago too?? You must be throwin out those lesbo eyes....
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I don't know why it's happening. I walk in there with my hoodie on and never make eye contact!!!! Must be my hello kitty knee high socks!



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puccah8808 said:
I don't know why it's happening. I walk in there with my hoodie on and never make eye contact!!!! Must be my hello kitty knee high socks! <img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=97013"/>
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asain chicks plus herro kitty = spontaneous rubbins!!!
 
A guy benching underhand?! Is there such a things?!?!? I've never seen that before! :O
 
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