Douchebags at the gym...

DangerDave said:
You too! I'm gunna be in socal during the summer. I'm looking forward to it
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Thank you! It's gorgeous there! I love pacific beach!!!! :D
 
puccah8808 said:
We can have lunch in PB, I may be down there visiting my sister. :D
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I'm down. Maybe a gym session! I will be on rebound from a show so lots of good food for me. I will let you know for sure.
 
So I went to my gym to do legs today.... not a single dbag!!! I thought I stumbled into a blackhole. It was literally about 20 people lifting... heavy fukin weight and nit a single on was doing arms.
 
On the way to the corporate mega gym shortly... Dbag post sure to follow! Saturday heroes, the douchiest of douches
 
threeFs said:
On the way to the corporate mega gym shortly... Dbag post sure to follow! Saturday heroes, the douchiest of douches
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Saturday dbags who wake up at ****ing 2pm and hit the gym at 5pm because they were "clubbing hard" the other night.

Those piss me off. It's ****ing winter here, 30 inches of snow on the ground. And this guy walks in and he is orange.
 
EatMoar said:
Saturday dbags who wake up at ****ing 2pm and hit the gym at 5pm because they were "clubbing hard" the other night.

Those piss me off. It's ****ing winter here, 30 inches of snow on the ground. And this guy walks in and he is orange.
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Lol, I saw an orange guy the other day with a total dbag hairdo.. All gelled and spiked like the jersey shore guys, with his sunglasses behind his ears. (Hate when they wear their glasses like that!) I was thinking to myself: oh he's pretty buff, I wonder what he's going to work on today?! Hahahahah.... He went to curl in the squat rack!!!!
 
Could barely walk in this gd locker room. Literally (for real) 40 dudes watching USA hockey blocking the entry to the men's locker room.. I haven't even gone upstairs yet. W T F. I said excuse me...excuse me... Just trying to work out...
 
MANotaur said:
Dude....without humidity the holden goddesess dont shine and shimmer right!

Ans besides its a fact-humidity makes for bigger gains
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Hmmm I'm not to sure its a fact...
 
DangerDave said:
Oh then you are right. How could arnold be wrong. Pfft I shouldn't have questioned you I'm sorry. Lol
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It happens to the best of us..ive questioned arnold before and paid for it with a loss of gains...

But ive never questioned chuck norris because i cant afford to lose my life
 
Today was out of control. Started with I couldn't walk in the locker room (see earlier post). Some dude doing pull ups upside down with his feet towards the ceiling. Some ectomorph bow-legged f@ggot with 105 on a bar doing overhead walking lunges.

Then...Some dude with full over ear beats said fk you to me after stripping off the plates on the landmine. I went to take a piss and left my stuff there. Then I waited for him ( I understand I left) and he'd do a few presses with 90lbs and chat with the trainer. I said are you here to talk or lift? He said '2 minute break dude' and I said how come my 2 minutes you stripped the weight? So he said this next set is for you.
I said I train for myself. He said nope, this Set's for you. I said well if its for me then put some weight on it. Then my hot wife and her hot 3 friends came over to see what the ruckus was about. He hung his forward head and went back to 225 bench for partial reps.
The douchiest day in my life.
 
And right now I'm listening to the fat dietician talk to a bunch of old ladies about their corporate d-tox kits she sold them. This is so lame. As soon as my kids finish eating the lunch I packed them, we are gone.
 
threeFs said:
And right now I'm listening to the fat dietician talk to a bunch of old ladies about their corporate d-tox kits she sold them. This is so lame. As soon as my kids finish eating the lunch I packed them, we are gone.
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D-tox....like the pills and drinks that make you **** like you just drank water from an african village??
 
MANotaur said:
D-tox....like the pills and drinks that make you **** like you just drank water from an african village??
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Yep. Its actually more effective than dysentary. You will wanna shove an pop-cicle up your ass it will burn so much
 
MANotaur said:
D-tox....like the pills and drinks that make you **** like you just drank water from an african village??
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Lol.....^^
My parents r missionaries that have set up drinking wells in several villages...
It's not having the wells n drinking from other sources that will make u sh!t like there's no tomorrow....ha ha.....
D-tox bull**** is funny though... A specially coming from a fat dietitian...gotta love those ppl.... ( I think? Lol...)
 
threeFs said:
And right now I'm listening to the fat dietician talk to a bunch of old ladies about their corporate d-tox kits she sold them. This is so lame. As soon as my kids finish eating the lunch I packed them, we are gone.
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Fat dietician, oh lawwwd I'm getting all hot and bothered by such words. So sexy, call her up foooooo me!
 
If I didn't need the child center, I'd never join that gym. I can just picture all those old blue hairs making protein shakes with "3 servings of vegetables in every scoop"

Dtox...what a bunch of marketing BS. You know what's detox??? Water. And the fat dietician-- I want to look like her! She's a specimen for a healthy lifestyle. Barf.
 
DangerDave said:
Its like a heroin addict being told to get clean by another heroin addict
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People actually pay for this nonsense. One time for the fk of it I put my meal into weight watchers. I was over by like 400 points or whatever because I ate too much meat and not enough "healthy carbs"
Junk
 
Ooh workout gloves! *rolls eyes*
My gym says that we can't use chalk anymore, but the dbag who sold me my membership said I could!!!!!! :P

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EatMoar said:
why would oyu not be able to use chalk? do you guys work at at a gymboree?!
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It's a "family oriented" environment! It'll make the gym look ugly... Blah, blah, blah!!!
 
If they told me not to use chalk.I would powder up my pimp hand and slap a b*tch... they will rethink.

I use straps. GH killed my grip strength. Plus I have a grip problen in my right hand from breaking my wrist... bmxing.. then rebreaking it riding MX. Straps and wrist wraps for this dude
 
DangerDave said:
If they told me not to use chalk.I would powder up my pimp hand and slap a b*tch... they will rethink.

I use straps. GH killed my grip strength. Plus I have a grip problen in my right hand from breaking my wrist... bmxing.. then rebreaking it riding MX. Straps and wrist wraps for this dude
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I'm starting to regret this gym, because it's not opened 24 hours and it costs twice as much as my old gym. Sigh***
 
DangerDave said:
If they told me not to use chalk.I would powder up my pimp hand and slap a b*tch... they will rethink. I use straps. GH killed my grip strength. Plus I have a grip problen in my right hand from breaking my wrist... bmxing.. then rebreaking it riding MX. Straps and wrist wraps for this dude
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I'm going to start wearing pink furry Fukin mittens just cuz I can.
 
Ahhhh... An empty gym!!! :D
 
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