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Douchebags at the gym...

JD261985 said:
I can never finish with my right hand but my left one does quite well thankfully
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I just inject a really large dose of GH in the morning. Once my hands go numb I maturbate. I call it The Danger Stranger. Because you dont know how hard you squeeze
 
lukehayd said:
But that's only because I AM! Just remember, 2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.
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Lol, I'm shy.. I wouldn't know what to do... :D
 
Zac Speed said:
30 seconds... 2 minutes? Damn.. I got TMJ from going down on my wife for too long and too often.
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Lol! My post was a reference to this.

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JD261985 said:
You should at least get some head and act like it never happened..wouldn't be a bad move
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Yeah that's true but it might ruin my chances with other girls. The problem is I go to a small college and practically everyone knows everybody. My friend did a similar thing and now everyone knows and he's cockblocked by pretty much all the sorority gals. I'll take my chances though lol.
 
absurd said:
Yeah that's true but it might ruin my chances with other girls. The problem is I go to a small college and practically everyone knows everybody. My friend did a similar thing and now everyone knows and he's cockblocked by pretty much all the sorority gals. I'll take my chances though lol.
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Sorority chicks, the ultimate hit it and quit it fodder.
 
Listening to the big, big girl next to me, tell her skinny friend that the reason she's not losing weight is because her form is shi*ty. Mmmmmmk.... O.o
 
puccah8808 said:
Listening to the big, big girl next to me, tell her skinny friend that the reason she's not losing weight is because her form is shi*ty. Mmmmmmk.... O.o
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Why is the skinny girl trying to lose weight? I see these anorexic chicks at my gym all the time the look Ill
 
Magdalena said:
Was the big girl toned? Or just lazy, fat...n crazy, lol....
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Girl, she was like 300 lbs with a hanging belly. She's actually a front desk girl at the gym. Lol, she said to her skinny friend, "I don't know why I can't feel my abs." My friend and I looked at each other like... O.o
 
Magdalena said:
Ha ha, it's even worse to c a skinny girl with bad form, faaak...
Looks painful..
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There was a skinny girl dead lifting 45 lbs, and her back was sooooo arched, it was painful looking.
 
puccah8808 said:
Girl, she was like 300 lbs with a hanging belly. She's actually a front desk girl at the gym. Lol, she said to her skinny friend, "I don't know why I can't feel my abs." My friend and I looked at each other like... O.o
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Lmfao!!! Really?!?! Can't feel her abs.....I'm crying from laughing so hard ....


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puccah8808 said:
Girl, she was like 300 lbs with a hanging belly. She's actually a front desk girl at the gym. Lol, she said to her skinny friend, "I don't know why I can't feel my abs." My friend and I looked at each other like... O.o
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No offense I'm not trying to be a dick but wasn't that you at one point? I think it's a little bit too easy to forget where we were at at one point. So many people change and they get these big egos like they're the shyt. Not just you but everybody including myself. What we should be saying is "well at least the woman is at the gym trying to change". Am I right?
 
Nope! Not when she's commenting why her skinny friend can't lose weight cause of bad form, lol...
No mercy...
I'd keep my mouth shut till I'd shed some poundage ;)
No? ( lol).....
 
puccah8808 said:
Girl, she was like 300 lbs with a hanging belly. She's actually a front desk girl at the gym. Lol, she said to her skinny friend, "I don't know why I can't feel my abs." My friend and I looked at each other like... O.o
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awesome. thanks for sharing LOL
 
JD261985;4345138 What we should be saying is "well at least the woman is at the gym trying to change". Am I right?[/QUOTE said:
agreed but its still funny to some people. its not that its funny that she can't feel her abs, it is funny because she doesn't understand why there is no six pack despite her calorie indulgences. there are plenty of things in life that are funny however very inappropriate. ;)
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Magdalena said:
How can someone that's 300lbs with a gut not understand why their abs aren't showing? I don't get it?
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It's amazing to me how most people with health or weight issues can't see the problem staring back at them in the mirror every morning. I feel so irritated when the conversation around me turns into "I don't understand why I have weight problems" as they are eating a second helping of food! When is this blindness going to stop?
 
JD261985 said:
No offense I'm not trying to be a dick but wasn't that you at one point? I think it's a little bit too easy to forget where we were at at one point. So many people change and they get these big egos like they're the shyt. Not just you but everybody including myself. What we should be saying is "well at least the woman is at the gym trying to change". Am I right?
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I love when people tell me that I should remember where I came from. I see it everyday when I look in the mirror....
 
madiskinny said:
the worst guys at the gym are the ones who don't move away from right up against the dumbbell rack and the ones who don't wipe their sweat off of any machine
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The worst are the dumb bitches who dress like they are going to a night club just to get a few looks from guys. It's pathetic to say the least Oh and Puccah you really should remember where you came from . I mean just take a few minutes every day to remember where you once were. Do that everyday ok? Oh wait did I gorget to mention you should remember where you came from? Here I'll mention it again just in case. Remember where you came from *thumbs up*
 
JD261985 said:
The worst are the dumb bitches who dress like they are going to a night club just to get a few looks from guys. It's pathetic to say the least Oh and Puccah you really should remember where you came from . I mean just take a few minutes every day to remember where you once were. Do that everyday ok? Oh wait did I gorget to mention you should remember where you came from? Here I'll mention it again just in case. Remember where you came from *thumbs up*
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dang bro who pissed in ur Cheerios and dont lie u know u be lookin at those females
 
Damn, JD. I'm not sure what the world did to you, but you oughta chill the eff out a bit.
 
JD261985 said:
The worst are the dumb bitches who dress like they are going to a night club just to get a few looks from guys. It's pathetic to say the least Oh and Puccah you really should remember where you came from . I mean just take a few minutes every day to remember where you once were. Do that everyday ok? Oh wait did I gorget to mention you should remember where you came from? Here I'll mention it again just in case. Remember where you came from *thumbs up*
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Ha ha , I get a kick outta girls that get all dolled up to train...( or walk around n maybe do some abs n tread mill for the rest of the time, lol..)
They don't last long.....

I try not to think of 'where I came from', but full focus on where I'm going! ;)
 
Magdalena said:
Ha ha , I get a kick outta girls that get all dolled up to train...( or walk around n maybe do some abs n tread mill for the rest of the time, lol..) They don't last long..... I try not to think of 'where I came from', but full focus on where I'm going! ;)
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I just think about where I'm going to cum;)

I swear I'm on a bench and 3 guys doing curls with 15 lbs DBs right next to me. I come back from taking a piss and boom they are right on top of my ****ing incline bench. I don't say a word, walk into them, hop on the bench, continue my set. 3rd ****ing time this has happened. There are other places in the gym to look like an idiot with your small arms curling 15s
 
EatMoar said:
I just think about where I'm going to cum;) I swear I'm on a bench and 3 guys doing curls with 15 lbs DBs right next to me. I come back from taking a piss and boom they are right on top of my ****ing incline bench. I don't say a word, walk into them, hop on the bench, continue my set. 3rd ****ing time this has happened. There are other places in the gym to look like an idiot with your small arms curling 15s
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There trying to leach your gains!!!
 
fame126 said:
dang bro who pissed in ur Cheerios and dont lie u know u be lookin at those females
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I'm not gonna look at em unless I plan on ****ing em. I just don't see the point. I mean those girls just want attention. They live for that shyt. I don't like playing into those little games man it's just not worth my time. TBH what pisses me off is all these little ****ing "thanked by" posts I keep seeing when the post is referring to me or going against my opinion lmao. Thank these nuts
 
JD261985 said:
I'm not gonna look at em unless I plan on ****ing em. I just don't see the point. I mean those girls just want attention. They live for that shyt. I don't like playing into those little games man it's just not worth my time. TBH what pisses me off is all these little ****ing "thanked by" posts I keep seeing when the post is referring to me or going against my opinion lmao. Thank these nuts
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It's good of u not to look in that case, since u have a lovely woman at home....

Don't sweat the small stuff JD ...
I've never had a friend that had the same opinion as me on everything... Life would b so boring..;)
 
Ugh at my gym theres this chic i guess about 26ish and her mom probably like 50, super blonde and super f-ing fake who only wear sports bras and hot pants now im not even gona lie if they were hot it wouldn't bother me but they make me wana gouge my eyes out!!

Plus! They are the type who think they are soooo damn sexay that they are doing everyone a favour by showing off there bodies. Stereotypical air heads those 2, oh and dont forget the registration number on her mini cooper "sexy doll"
 
Eff it
 
Magdalena said:
I try not to think of 'where I came from', but full focus on where I'm going! ;)
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love this. great saying :) can't rep you bc i apparently did not too long ago
 
Last week at the gym some guy came in with a skin colored under armor type shirt that actually had padded abs in the front!

From the back he looked like a slob with a huge muffin top and the front he had abs that stuck out about an inch and a half!

Where do people buy this ****? And most importantly why does someone think its ok to where that in public?
 
mf123 said:
Last week at the gym some guy came in with a skin colored under armor type shirt that actually had padded abs in the front!

From the back he looked like a slob with a huge muffin top and the front he had abs that stuck out about an inch and a half!

Where do people buy this ****? And most importantly why does someone think its ok to where that in public?
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I'd ask "Who at that company thought it was a good idea to manufacture that piece of crap?".
 
i feel like a douche today i was doing farmers walk, trying something new for shoulders/traps and ppl were staring like wtf is he doing! oh well i got a good workout
 
fame126 said:
i feel like a douche today i was doing farmers walk, trying something new for shoulders/traps and ppl were staring like wtf is he doing! oh well i got a good workout
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The people who don't know what's effective always get confused when they see good exercises. Then they get mad when they're doing their dumb exercises and get funny looks from us.
 
mountainman33 said:
The people who don't know what's effective always get confused when they see good exercises. Then they get mad when they're doing their dumb exercises and get funny looks from us.
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I do single leg presses on the assisted dip machine for glute gains and I get the weirdest looks from people who don't think I know what I'm doing >:-O so annoying but my booty feels the burn for sure so whatever
 
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