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Douchebags at the gym...

Wrivest said:
bahahahahaha!!!!!! I just peed a little!!!
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The thing is I am literally not kidding. I mean I still have balls but they ain't working. I have been cruising and blasting for almost a year. Just started hcg in burst and they are coming back.

I have had women comment...
 
DangerDave said:
The thing is I am literally not kidding. I mean I still have balls but they ain't working. I have been cruising and blasting for almost a year. Just started hcg in burst and they are coming back. I have had women comment...
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Ha ha... Did they comment before or after u damaged their "goods"? Lmao...
 
EatMoar said:
id ****ing kill myself if that happened. think of the huge bandaid and caste on your dick.... however, while wearing shorts all that plush would make it look bigger, maybe get some g00000d l000kzzz from the women on the cardio machines lol EDIt- note to everyone, look up degloving on google images, youll thank me later.
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Google blue waffle you'll want to punch me later lol
 
Magdalena said:
Ha ha... Did they comment before or after u damaged their "goods"? Lmao...
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After lol. Its happened 3 times in the last few months. One girl straight up looked me in the face.. "are you on steroids?" "Yep! 3 Of em!" Hahaha she didn't complain.

Last time I checked I don't fuk with my balls so who cares. They are only in the way when I do cardio.... used to be
 
DangerDave said:
The thing is I am literally not kidding. I mean I still have balls but they ain't working. I have been cruising and blasting for almost a year. Just started hcg in burst and they are coming back.

I have had women comment...
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Holy ****.. I am right there with ya. My wife has been giving me **** for it. Ive been on for over a year now B&C.
 
Wrivest said:
What do you take that are military legal???
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Nothin bro. If I can't inject it then not for me. Other than the obvious protein and bcaas etc. I don't fuk with PHs. That's sh*ts dangerous lol
 
MANotaur said:
I feel your pain brotha. The things we do to be hawt
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You know what I'm talkin bout bruh. Its hard being jacked and shredded 24/7. People stare and little people ask questions like I got some secret other than hard work, proper diet and enough steroids to turn you into greek god. We are gods amoung mortals hahahaha
 
DangerDave said:
You know what I'm talkin bout bruh. Its hard being jacked and shredded 24/7. People stare and little people ask questions like I got some secret other than hard work, proper diet and enough steroids to turn you into greek god. We are gods amoung mortals hahahaha
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Especially you brah! Your like zeus donkey-brolic jacked!!

Tyranosaurs Flex in the house!!!
 
MANotaur said:
Especially you brah! Your like zeus donkey-brolic jacked!!

Tyranosaurs Flex in the house!!!
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Eventually bro. Sh*t takes time. Its more like trenasuarus rex. Pablo Testobar up in here
 
DangerDave said:
You know what I'm talkin bout bruh. Its hard being jacked and shredded 24/7. People stare and little people ask questions like I got some secret other than hard work, proper diet and enough steroids to turn you into greek god. We are gods amoung mortals hahahaha
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'enough steroids' ....... i lold at that one. everyone knows cell-tech is the only way to get as bigt as DD.
 
EatMoar said:
'enough steroids' ....... i lold at that one. everyone knows cell-tech is the only way to get as bigt as DD.
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Cell tech is garbage. I use GNC brand stuff only. Its as strong as steroids... thats what the fat chick at GNC told me.

Actual dbag story (i was the dbag imagine that)- So I head into gnc to grab a tub of Dymatize protein to mix with my raw bulk protein. The little girl who works there started talking to me and goes off on these new supplements. I act super interested and am asking questions while she gives the most ridiculous answers. So she asks if I would like to buy some. I asked her "how many injections a week?" She looked at me shocked and told me it was mixed and drank. I responded "oh well unless its injectable then I can't use it because its obviously not good." She had no words and just rung me up and I left.
 
DangerDave said:
Cell tech is garbage. I use GNC brand stuff only. Its as strong as steroids... thats what the fat chick at GNC told me. Actual dbag story (i was the dbag imagine that)- So I head into gnc to grab a tub of Dymatize protein to mix with my raw bulk protein. The little girl who works there started talking to me and goes off on these new supplements. I act super interested and am asking questions while she gives the most ridiculous answers. So she asks if I would like to buy some. I asked her "how many injections a week?" She looked at me shocked and told me it was mixed and drank. I responded "oh well unless its injectable then I can't use it because its obviously not good." She had no words and just rung me up and I left.
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Ha ha ha, I can just c the look on her face...
Too funny!!!
 
DangerDave said:
Cell tech is garbage. I use GNC brand stuff only. Its as strong as steroids... thats what the fat chick at GNC told me.

Actual dbag story (i was the dbag imagine that)- So I head into gnc to grab a tub of Dymatize protein to mix with my raw bulk protein. The little girl who works there started talking to me and goes off on these new supplements. I act super interested and am asking questions while she gives the most ridiculous answers. So she asks if I would like to buy some. I asked her "how many injections a week?" She looked at me shocked and told me it was mixed and drank. I responded "oh well unless its injectable then I can't use it because its obviously not good." She had no words and just rung me up and I left.
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Lol thats funny cause you know she was sitting there thinking "is this dude shooting dymatize and gnc creatine into his asscheeks?"
 
Tomahawk88 said:
I vote people take pictures of the New Years crowds. I'm expecting extra people soon.
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Ha ha, no doubt.. Tomorrow will b my second training session .. Not cleared by the doc yet, but my body feels ready, thnx to some ghreat supplementation, lmao...
Resolutioners best b staying out of my road..
(joking)
Ready to kill it.. Queen douche, here I come, ha ha ha......
 
Wrivest said:
Didn't see a single one today.....maybe tomorrow??? I'll have the camera ready.
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Ya today might be a bit early for most. I know my workout partner hasn't answered my texts about lifting today. Pretty sure he is still passed out hung over somewhere haha.
 
They were at my gym today.. a group of fat asses in the cardio section. Also some squishy no muscle havin dudes half reppin the BB bench press but they might just have been retards i never noticed
 
DangerDave said:
They were at my gym today.. a group of fat asses in the cardio section. Also some squishy no muscle havin dudes half reppin the BB bench press but they might just have been retards i never noticed
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I need to take a picture of my gym's cardio section. It is maybe a dozen or so machines. The building is an old furniture store in an outlet style mall. There is a second weight room in the back. And this is the reason why I say it is the ONLY gym in town.
 
So I was trying to do some DB rows today and this dbag grabs a weighted eZ bar and stands right in front of the bench I'm using. The dude was older, small arms, big beer belly gut. He pissed me off. I kept my cool though and just asked him to politely move.

He was doing curls when I started my life and still doing them 1.5 hours later when I left the gym. His arms must have some serious stamina because who the hell can curl for that long ?!
 
EatMoar said:
So I was trying to do some DB rows today and this dbag grabs a weighted eZ bar and stands right in front of the bench I'm using. The dude was older, small arms, big beer belly gut. He pissed me off. I kept my cool though and just asked him to politely move.

He was doing curls when I started my life and still doing them 1.5 hours later when I left the gym. His arms must have some serious stamina because who the hell can curl for that long ?!
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Hahaha that's great. He probably got great tension in his biceps because his beer belly stopped his arms from a full stretch. That means gainz.. its science
 
EatMoar said:
So I was trying to do some DB rows today and this dbag grabs a weighted eZ bar and stands right in front of the bench I'm using. The dude was older, small arms, big beer belly gut. He pissed me off. I kept my cool though and just asked him to politely move. He was doing curls when I started my life and still doing them 1.5 hours later when I left the gym. His arms must have some serious stamina because who the hell can curl for that long ?!
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Magdalena said:
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Honestly back in those days I doubt any of those lifters gave a shyt about watching themselves in the mirror. They were probably a lot more inspiring than today's lifters as well as helpful to the people around them. I'm sure no one bitched about curling in the squat rack there was more unity and people weren't so angry and obsessed over who had the bigger lift etc. They weren't turning a weight training session into a competition with everyone around them.
 
JD261985 said:
Honestly back in those days I doubt any of those lifters gave a shyt about watching themselves in the mirror. They were probably a lot more inspiring than today's lifters as well as helpful to the people around them. I'm sure no one bitched about curling in the squat rack there was more unity and people weren't so angry and obsessed over who had the bigger lift etc. They weren't turning a weight training session into a competition with everyone around them.
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Did U have a bad day?!?!
This isn't like u....lol..
Or was ur local gym closed today, u didn't get ur workout in ? Lol...
IMO it's good to look in the mirror , sometimes I correct my form etc.....
It's a matter of mind n muscle connection...
That extra squeeze u think about doing , n how it's effecting the particular muscle u r working ...
Sometimes that visual is needed...:)
 
JD261985 said:
Honestly back in those days I doubt any of those lifters gave a shyt about watching themselves in the mirror. They were probably a lot more inspiring than today's lifters as well as helpful to the people around them. I'm sure no one bitched about curling in the squat rack there was more unity and people weren't so angry and obsessed over who had the bigger lift etc. They weren't turning a weight training session into a competition with everyone around them.
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Dude you need to get laid.
 
DangerDave said:
They were at my gym today.. a group of fat asses in the cardio section. Also some squishy no muscle havin dudes half reppin the BB bench press
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Maybe that's why they're in the gym to begin with
 
Ugh there's a snow storm up here that isn't even bad but the news makes.it out to be the apocalypse. I get to my gym, do one set of squats. The manager approaches me and says "were closing" I shat brix. All I wanted to do after a long day at work was kill some.legs and slam some food.

****ing snow. Now I sit here with beta alanine coursing thru my veins with caffeine and it is not fun.
 
Ok the gym smirker is officially the gym douchebag that I hate the most. The guy who walks around watching everyone, barely lifting a weight and just smirking at people with this **** eating grin on his face lol
 
Oh laaaaawd do I have a story to tell..


So there is this creepy 5'5 sixty year old at my gym. Vlearly loaded on hgh and test and only has pecs haha. Anyway, about a year ago he comes up to me asking me about my phone and I politely respond even though he is being rude since I don't own an iPhone. eventually , "I don't talk during my workouts" and he leaves me be.


Well this new years day he decides to try to spark up conversation with me again, about an iPhone. This time I get right to the, "I don't talk during my workouts" line. So he walks away, about 20 minutes later he comes over to talk. This time telling me my phone sucks, at which I bite my tongue and say, "I don't talk during my workouts. "

he then points out that I text during my workouts, to which I do, ( I know gym taboo) but at this point I snap and begin to tell him to fuk off and what have you. The real me wanted to kick his ass, the polite new adult me stopped me though.

That was a REAL challenge to the new year.
 
No real douche here but here is a story.
Basically my gym is run by a man and his wife. No staff is on duty. He seems to be there cleaning some days around lunch time. His wife is there from about 4pm to 7pm the first handful of days each month.
This creates some obvious problems.
One is some people lack respect of others property and just common decency.
The other is that it can be a big pain in the ass to get a membership. There are no set hours.
Saw a guy I know from the fitness center I was at before. He was trying to get inside. Pretty sure he was looking to get a membership. But there is a lack of door control this woman gave him a hard time (I am assuming. Didn't hear the conversation but he ended up leaving.) I love the place but that is its pitfalls.
With that said I have never run into any real issues trying to renew my membership.
 
All the new people at my gym were doing legs today! Wtf is with all the motivation. There was a girl front squatting 185 today for reps it was crazy and I had a convo with an Indian guy (dot not feather) about deep breathing it was an awesome day at the gym
 
McCrew530 said:
All the new people at my gym were doing legs today! Wtf is with all the motivation. There was a girl front squatting 185 today for reps it was crazy and I had a convo with an Indian guy (dot not feather) about deep breathing it was an awesome day at the gym
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Dot not feather. LMFAO!!
 
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