Douchebags at the gym...

DangerDave said:
Hahaha I imagine you at the gym getting all into it and licking icecream off the spoon seductively. Dudes running into stuff and fogetting to spot hahahaha.
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Ha ha, something like that;) not to mention the ice cream tasted so good, I was as vocal as the chick in the " herbal essence" shampoo commercial , ha ha... Good times!!!! Mmm...
 
I just take viagra for prewo and walk around in spandex shorts. Nobody bothers me and if I ask how long they got left on a machine they always just finished.
 
DangerDave said:
I just take viagra for prewo and walk around in spandex shorts. Nobody bothers me and if I ask how long they got left on a machine they always just finished.
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Ha ha ha, my abs r turning into blocks.. Can't stop laughing!!!
Oh, ha ha, I'm here for u, if u need a spotter, lmao...
 
Magdalena said:
Ha ha ha, my abs r turning into blocks.. Can't stop laughing!!!
Oh, ha ha, I'm here for u, if u need a spotter, lmao...
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Oh you need a spot on that bench? Lemme help you bro! *As I press my hips out obviously*
 
threeFs said:
I always hope there will be at least some eye candy in this year's batch...
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Theres always hope-but thats why its nice having the wifey in the garage with me lol.

But seriously theres not really a whole lot to look at at my gym anyway. Its an school powerlifting bodybuilding place. Douche free and its pretty laid back but-its a sausage haus too lol
 
I was more of a dumba$$ than a douche today, but anyway: Oly lift/complex day today. So I go in, grab my bar and start warming up. Doing the "hit/catch drill. (For non Oly guys, it's to warm up hips/shoulders and practice getting under the bar). Got a little sloppy and pulled my head under too fast and WHACK!!!! Barbell to the dome, bleeding like sonofabitch!! Cleaned up, wiped off, pressed on. Now I have a big lump above my right eye....FML!
 
Wrivest said:
I was more of a dumba$$ than a douche today, but anyway: Oly lift/complex day today. So I go in, grab my bar and start warming up. Doing the "hit/catch drill. (For non Oly guys, it's to warm up hips/shoulders and practice getting under the bar). Got a little sloppy and pulled my head under too fast and WHACK!!!! Barbell to the dome, bleeding like sonofabitch!! Cleaned up, wiped off, pressed on. Now I have a big lump above my right eye....FML!
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PVC my friend. The inner tips of my clavicle are always bruised so I kinda feel your pain.
 
Lazy slackers/trainers at my gym piss me off. I get to the gym this morning and walk in the locker room and it is a phucking pig stye. The trash can is overflowing, there are paper towels, coffee cups, water bottles and other assorted garbage all over the floor under and in front of the sinks. You literally either had to step on this crap, or kick it aside. Then I walk into the shower area and there are three folding chairs piled up blocking one of the showers, wet paper towels all over the floor and a huge shampoo bottle tipped over and just running everywhere, and you could tell it had been there a while. Meanwhile out in the gym, the benches are all over the place, two bars are on the floor and about every single 45 lb plate is loaded on the leg press machine. It's like a goddamn obstacle course.

Meanwhile the dbag trainers sit on the couch doing nothing except playing with their iPhones while they wait for their next client/victim. They have no pride whatsoever in their workplace. I dragged one of the lazy douches by his hoodie into the locker room to show him the mess and all I got was "It's not my job"..........WTF!!??!! Mphucker is not gonna have ANY job by the time I am thru 'chatting' with the gym's owner.
 
iparatroop said:
PVC my friend. The inner tips of my clavicle are always bruised so I kinda feel your pain.
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i use PVC to stretch, but as far as going through the actual warmup drill, I progress in weight up to 95lbs. If your clavicle is bruised, get your elbows and shoulders higher on the catch, took me a while, but I no longer have that issue
 
Today there were four teenagers doing planks underneath our tower that has the pullup bar and stations for cable exercises. While there were only two other people in the whole gym. I politely asked them if I could work in or if they could maybe move to the other 85% of the gym that was open and not underneath equipment. They moved, but not without acting like dbags about it. Kids these days, lol
 
SXIPro said:
Lazy slackers/trainers at my gym piss me off. I get to the gym this morning and walk in the locker room and it is a phucking pig stye. The trash can is overflowing, there are paper towels, coffee cups, water bottles and other assorted garbage all over the floor under and in front of the sinks. You literally either had to step on this crap, or kick it aside. Then I walk into the shower area and there are three folding chairs piled up blocking one of the showers, wet paper towels all over the floor and a huge shampoo bottle tipped over and just running everywhere, and you could tell it had been there a while. Meanwhile out in the gym, the benches are all over the place, two bars are on the floor and about every single 45 lb plate is loaded on the leg press machine. It's like a goddamn obstacle course. Meanwhile the dbag trainers sit on the couch doing nothing except playing with their iPhones while they wait for their next client/victim. They have no pride whatsoever in their workplace. I dragged one of the lazy douches by his hoodie into the locker room to show him the mess and all I got was "It's not my job"..........WTF!!??!! Mphucker is not gonna have ANY job by the time I am thru 'chatting' with the gym's owner.
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That is very unfortunate... The gym I'm a member of is great.. Super clean all the time.. I used to work there and it didn't matter what I was doing if there was something on the floor I'd pick it up.. If a plate wasn't put away I'd b on it.... Never hesitated to walk into the men's change room n clean up paper tw off the floor or wipe down the showers.. ( the guys didn't mind, lol...) anyways it's sad to hear that ppl have to pay to use a filthy gym.. I would've called the owner, and asked him or her to come down n have a look at their training facility.. That's gotta get u a free shake at least, ha ha ha....
 
Magdalena said:
That is very unfortunate... The gym I'm a member of is great.. Super clean all the time.. I used to work there and it didn't matter what I was doing if there was something on the floor I'd pick it up.. If a plate wasn't put away I'd b on it.... Never hesitated to walk into the men's change room n clean up paper tw off the floor or wipe down the showers.. ( the guys didn't mind, lol...) anyways it's sad to hear that ppl have to pay to use a filthy gym.. I would've called the owner, and asked him or her to come down n have a look at their training facility.. That's gotta get u a free shake at least, ha ha ha....
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I hear ya. The place used to be managed by this gorgeous young woman. Back then it was spotless. Now there is some meathead running the place and it has gone to hell. Either the young hottie had more power over the trainers or she cleaned the place herself. I think the former, because she usually didn't arrive till 9:00 AM and the place was always clean even at 5:00 AM. I've been in communication with the manager, and if that doesn't get results I will get in touch with the owner, or I'll buy the place myself and clean up both the facility and either re-train the staff or replace them.
 
Wrivest said:
I was more of a dumba$$ than a douche today, but anyway: Oly lift/complex day today. So I go in, grab my bar and start warming up. Doing the "hit/catch drill. (For non Oly guys, it's to warm up hips/shoulders and practice getting under the bar). Got a little sloppy and pulled my head under too fast and WHACK!!!! Barbell to the dome, bleeding like sonofabitch!! Cleaned up, wiped off, pressed on. Now I have a big lump above my right eye....FML!
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It happens to the best of us, ha ha, nothing like putting away a 30lb db on my fingers, lol,
Crap, I was just thankful to b done my set, I didn't anticipate 2 fractured fingers, lol..
Oh, of course I still finished my shoulder workout;)
 
SXIPro said:
I hear ya. The place used to be managed by this gorgeous young woman. Back then it was spotless. Now there is some meathead running the place and it has gone to hell. Either the young hottie had more power over the trainers or she cleaned the place herself. I think the former, because she usually didn't arrive till 9:00 AM and the place was always clean even at 5:00 AM. I've been in communication with the manager, and if that doesn't get results I will get in touch with the owner, or I'll buy the place myself and clean up both the facility and either re-train the staff or replace them.
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Invest my friend, lol, lots of things to think about but it's a good investment..
We'd hear no d bag stories from ur gym, lmao....
 
Magdalena said:
It happens to the best of us, ha ha, nothing like putting away a 30lb db on my fingers, lol, Crap, I was just thankful to b done my set, I didn't anticipate 2 fractured fingers, lol.. Oh, of course I still finished my shoulder workout;)
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i finished as well, just a sloppy day. Didn't anticipate a head shot during a warm-up!!! I hear ya on the DB to the fingers though...done that too, yelped like a b!tch!!
 
So I was a bit of a douche today. First day back after a 2 week hiatus(just in time for all the revolutioners). First thing I notice is a Brazilian chick doing WIDE ass pushed back squats on smith machine(not sure if she was actually Brazilian but that is what my internet "research" would lead me to theorize).

Old shrugger wasn't there yet to rush over to b1tch and moan while I did one set while he was off talking again.
 
Wrivest said:
Gym shorts b0ners are a bitch to hide....just sayin
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Actually when I first used dermacrine this became a severe problem on the stationary bike. Had a boner without fail, every time. once I thought I was gonna cum from all the short rubbing haha And I seriously felt guilty that this was happening because of some immobile stationary bike. I feel weird even thinking about it. I think I developed some subconscious feelings for that bike :(
 
JD261985 said:
Actually when I first used dermacrine this became a severe problem on the stationary bike. Had a boner without fail, every time. once I thought I was gonna cum from all the short rubbing haha And I seriously felt guilty that this was happening because of some immobile stationary bike. I feel weird even thinking about it. I think I developed some subconscious feelings for that bike :(
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Bahahahahahaaa!
 
JD261985 said:
Actually when I first used dermacrine this became a severe problem on the stationary bike. Had a boner without fail, every time. once I thought I was gonna cum from all the short rubbing haha And I seriously felt guilty that this was happening because of some immobile stationary bike. I feel weird even thinking about it. I think I developed some subconscious feelings for that bike :(
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Did the bike get jealous if you rode another bike or an eliptical?
 
JD261985 said:
Actually when I first used dermacrine this became a severe problem on the stationary bike. Had a boner without fail, every time. once I thought I was gonna cum from all the short rubbing haha And I seriously felt guilty that this was happening because of some immobile stationary bike. I feel weird even thinking about it. I think I developed some subconscious feelings for that bike :(
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Dude I know your pain! TNE does the same to me. I don't know how many times I showed up the gym full mast and sat in my truck for 15 minutes trying will it to disappear. Or just randomly mid set BAM! Full hardon. Gotta sit on a bench for a few minutes and hope nobody asks you to move lol
 
I had a test boner and didn't realize it caught my dick between two 30s do in lateral raises limped over to the smoothie bar after lying on the floor curled up in the fetal position for a few minutes explained my situation and was promptly given an ice pack. From that moment on I wear spandex under my gym shorts
 
Oscar said:
I had a test boner and didn't realize it caught my dick between two 30s do in lateral raises limped over to the smoothie bar after lying on the floor curled up in the fetal position for a few minutes explained my situation and was promptly given an ice pack. From that moment on I wear spandex under my gym shorts
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Hahahahaha that's fukin awesome bro
 
Oscar said:
I had a test boner and didn't realize it caught my dick between two 30s do in lateral raises limped over to the smoothie bar after lying on the floor curled up in the fetal position for a few minutes explained my situation and was promptly given an ice pack. From that moment on I wear spandex under my gym shorts
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Wow Oscar, u r a lucky that u didn't fracture "it"! Lol..
Any severe trauma, such as ur incident, can cause a penis fracture.. Or worse .. If internal bleeding occurs , a procedure called ' degloving' has to b performed..:(
Not fun at all... Good call on the spandex, lol....
 
Magdalena said:
Wow Oscar, u r a lucky that u didn't fracture "it"! Lol..
Any severe trauma, such as ur incident, can cause a penis fracture.. Or worse .. If internal bleeding occurs , a procedure called ' degloving' has to b performed..:(
Not fun at all... Good call on the spandex, lol....
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id ****ing kill myself if that happened. think of the huge bandaid and caste on your dick.... however, while wearing shorts all that plush would make it look bigger, maybe get some g00000d l000kzzz from the women on the cardio machines lol

EDIt- note to everyone, look up degloving on google images, youll thank me later.
 
Magdalena said:
Wow Oscar, u r a lucky that u didn't fracture "it"! Lol..
Any severe trauma, such as ur incident, can cause a penis fracture.. Or worse .. If internal bleeding occurs , a procedure called ' degloving' has to b performed..:(
Not fun at all... Good call on the spandex, lol....
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well with such a F-ed up name like degloving I had to look it up and... It was kind of awesome
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McCrew530 said:
well with such a F-ed up name like degloving I had to look it up and... It was kind of awesome <img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=94611"/>
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The only reason I know that is cause I'm qualified in post surgery care, and this type of recovery is very serious....
 
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And I was a douche at the gym today....doing push downs and cable caught my nose hahahaha. We have shi**y cables that are frayed and plastic is missing lol. Good times.
 
mpd556 said:
<img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=94613"/> And I was a douche at the gym today....doing push downs and cable caught my nose hahahaha. We have shi**y cables that are frayed and plastic is missing lol. Good times.
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Pretty sure that's an army pt shirt you're wearing.
 
Magdalena said:
Ha ha ha.... I promise never to wear these shorts to the gym again ;)

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im unimpressed. 2/10 would not bang.

bed improperly made, and look at those curtains! Hideous!
Low quality picture along with a monster under your bed, nopenopenope. done.
 
EatMoar said:
im unimpressed. 2/10 would not bang. bed improperly made, and look at those curtains! Hideous! Low quality picture along with a monster under your bed, nopenopenope. done.
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This is my girlfriends place, lmao.. My pics r randomly taken.. I'm more concerned about my progress, than where I snap my next pics ...
Oh , right back at ya, ha ha, I only date beasts...
 
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