Douchebags at the gym...

macdady said:
Hey now don't hate on my low socks now lol... I can't stand high socks unless I'm in my boots lol... I'm gonna try this hoodie thing though
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When I pull 500+ up my shins I enjoy a layer of sock in between, ESP because I pull conventional so the grip part is right there. I only wear long socks to pull and with my boots.

Sean1332 said:
lol I was just being funny/gross/sarcastic with my callus
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I know lol. That is pretty sick but you're a squatting machine. Even with socks and sweats I have cuts and bruises all across my shins. It's the price we pay I guess but we avoid what collateral damage we can right?


jimbuick said:
I'm not being combative at all, you are apparently reading my text in a different tone than you normally do.
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Probably ;) BIOTCH!

That's the wonderful about the Internet. People tend to interpret things based on their mood not necessarily how they are meant.
 
macdady said:
I'd kick his ass just on the hitting his Gf thing lol
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I'm tempted to. I barely know her. And it's a rumor. I haven't talked to her about it because I don't know her that well.
 
Hoodie it is. I can't imagine what Sean's would be like bare back (no shirt).
 

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Sean1332 said:
Gym douchebag: The overly obese man that wreaks of cigarettes and does Bicep curls.

Stop smoking and stop doing curls for a half hour
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The overly obese persons that ONLY do bench press. Granted, they push up a decent amount of weight, but their form is sloppy as sh!t and their bodies are sloppy as sh!t.
 
drewsicle3210 said:
The overly obese persons that ONLY do bench press. Granted, they push up a decent amount of weight, but their form is sloppy as sh!t and their bodies are sloppy as sh!t.
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You forgot how they sweat like a sponge full of water but don't wipe the equipment off when done.
 
I actually like seeing the obese in the gym when they are busting their butts to get in better shape. It's when they're (or anybody else) just in there taking up space, not being considerate of others and not busting it that I get annoyed.
 
puccah8808 said:
You took everything I said out of context and for your information, I'm going into the Navy as soon as I'm done with college. What I was saying is that a college degree can and can't get you very far these days. Money means nothing to me, material things mean nothing to me. If I could, I would leave for the military in a heartbeat right this second.
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Your comments didn't come across that way...
 
Hopped in the shower after my workout, & these are the single person showers.. Towel hanging on the hook right next to it, water running while I'm in there.. This old fart starts to open up the shower curtain & I'm like WTF MAN! Was the towel & running not an indication somebody was maybe in there? Jeesh..
 
pow_wow41 said:
Hopped in the shower after my workout, & these are the single person showers.. Towel hanging on the hook right next to it, water running while I'm in there.. This old fart starts to open up the shower curtain & I'm like WTF MAN! Was the towel & running not an indication somebody was maybe in there? Jeesh..
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Maybe he wanted to help you wash your back lol
 
pow_wow41 said:
Hopped in the shower after my workout, & these are the single person showers.. Towel hanging on the hook right next to it, water running while I'm in there.. This old fart starts to open up the shower curtain & I'm like WTF MAN! Was the towel & running not an indication somebody was maybe in there? Jeesh..
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He was just wanting to help you pick up the soap by offering some to support your back so you didn't get hurt.
 
The other day was back day for me. I do my typical warm up while this obese woman is on the only lat pull down machine (usually all respect for fat people in the gym).

This girl would do a half assed set and then proceed to text for at least 5 minutes. When I asked her if I could work in she got all prissy and just stared at.me during my sets. Some people.......
 
pow_wow41 said:
Hopped in the shower after my workout, & these are the single person showers.. Towel hanging on the hook right next to it, water running while I'm in there.. This old fart starts to open up the shower curtain & I'm like WTF MAN! Was the towel & running not an indication somebody was maybe in there? Jeesh..
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Haha you liked it.
 
jimbuick said:
I normally do lower on Monday and Thursday. Just giving you ****.

A lot of jealousy actually, and if that shirt was free I'm going all the way to bdcc house and kicking him right in the testes.


Or I'll steal Rodja at the next meet I see him at.
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Not me, brofessor!
 
There was a rumor floating around here that i died...whoever started that is a real douche
 
Douchebag: The two *******s with biceps bigger than their quads hitting the gyms Nose Tork before they decline press a barbell stacked with every god damn 10lb plate the gym owns while making excruciating grunt sounds each rep that can only be described as the sound a man would make if a grizzly bear sexually assaulted them
 
bce said:
Yea I can count on one hand the nunmber of people at my gym who train legs. Two of them are my fiance and myself. And I'm not talking, hey ill do a set of extensions and then a set of hamstring curls.

There was a Curves in my town that shut down so now all the old ladies go to my gym, nothing wrong with that. But its funny to see them wipe down the machine they use after one set. It's like their ass sweated so bad through their blue jeans haha
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Not including me, I don't even need one hand to count all the guys who workout legs in my gym
 
The guy who starts his routine with smith bb shrugs, puts 405 on the bar and slams it at the end of every set. That bb shrug meet coming up soon? Good luck bro hope you hit a PR.
 
I saw a monster douche and an Anti douche today. Anti Douche was the guy with 1 F@%King leg doing squats. I wanted to hug this guy he comes in on crutches puts 135 on the squat rack and goes full motion perfect form right next to this guy who looked like Macho Man Randy Savage (steal toe boots and all) who was super setting ( dare I call it that) 1/4" rep pushups with 1/4" rep pull ups.
 
McCrew530 said:
I saw a monster douche and an Anti douche today. Anti Douche was the guy with 1 F@%King leg doing squats. I wanted to hug this guy he comes in on crutches puts 135 on the squat rack and goes full motion perfect form right next to this guy who looked like Macho Man Randy Savage (steal toe boots and all) who was super setting ( dare I call it that) 1/4" rep pushups with 1/4" rep pull ups.
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I want to rep you but I can't. awesome!
 
I have quite a few dbags... But the one that comes to mind is the racist old man who will talk to you even with your headphones on and in the middle of a set. He says the most effed up stuff, and it's funny at first but he does it every day.
 
Bigcountry08 said:
The guy who starts his routine with smith bb shrugs, puts 405 on the bar and slams it at the end of every set. That bb shrug meet coming up soon? Good luck bro hope you hit a PR.
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do you go to my gym or something? Theres this guy there who does this. Loaded up the smith, then slammed it down BOOM some plates fall off. Loaded back up and does it again . Mind you hes only doing 2 REPS! WTF IS THAT?! Some dude went up to him and said "Relax dude you dont need that much weight" The Dbag glared at this ddue and told him to **** off. Holy sh1t i couldnt stop laughing hahahahah.
 
Yo guys traps are for real power houses ya know. Big traps=big faps.
 
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