Douchebags at the gym...

Russianog said:
theres this one douchebag who's got a pretty horrible case of Invisible lat syndrom. And to top it all off, he doesn't just display it in the gym, everywhere. After he's done with an exercise, he stands there with shoulders forward, arms out, looking down at his skinny ass body examining his nonexistant biceps/chest. he's got no size, just cut up kinda
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I got the same type at my gym. 20 yr old on the kit and someone forgot to tell him he needs to eat. Any bench he uses, he leaves an oil slick. Can't stand it.
 
Russianog said:
theres this one douchebag who's got a pretty horrible case of Invisible lat syndrom. And to top it all off, he doesn't just display it in the gym, everywhere. After he's done with an exercise, he stands there with shoulders forward, arms out, looking down at his skinny ass body examining his nonexistant biceps/chest. he's got no size, just cut up kinda
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:-)
 
So there's this small guy that has been going to my gym for a little while now. I have not liked him since I've met him. He does quarter squats with a buck 35 and acts like he owns the place. Well today he decides to stand in the middle of the gym tossing and twirling bowling pins in the air like its the mfing circus. I wanted to take one of them and hospitalize his ass.
 
CincyKiller45 said:
So there's this small guy that has been going to my gym for a little while now. I have not liked him since I've met him. He does quarter squats with a buck 35 and acts like he owns the place. Well today he decides to stand in the middle of the gym tossing and twirling bowling pins in the air like its the mfing circus. I wanted to take one of them and hospitalize his ass.
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Were they clubbells? Or like legit bowling pins?

I've been thinking about getting the clubbells but just can't justify the price.
 
jimbuick said:
Were they clubbells? Or like legit bowling pins?

I've been thinking about getting the clubbells but just can't justify the price.
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I found him.

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Looks like good cardio.
 
jimbuick said:
Were they clubbells? Or like legit bowling pins?

I've been thinking about getting the clubbells but just can't justify the price.
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They appeared to me like bowling pins, but I've never seen clubbells.
 
Yeah that's most likely what it was.

Still no excuse for juggling them things in the middle of a crowded gym where he could injure someone.
 
Next time throw him a 70lb dumbbell and see what happens.
 
Lol. So I was doing a 5x5 heavy deads yesterday with like 30 seconds rest superset with pull ups. by the end 275 felt heavy. So I rested and went up in weight doing 1x to max... This guy saw me doing the 275 and struggling to hit 5 on my last set so when I got ready to pull 365 I heard him tell his buddy who said it was his turn to so squats "hold on dude, this guy thinks he can get this...I wanna see him fail" I just looked at him and pulled it no problem (I've maxed 535 at my prime) shook my head and got ready for the next set.

That's a douchebag in the gym!
 
Drizzie88 said:
Lol. So I was doing a 5x5 heavy deads yesterday with like 30 seconds rest superset with pull ups. by the end 275 felt heavy. So I rested and went up in weight doing 1x to max... This guy saw me doing the 275 and struggling to hit 5 on my last set so when I got ready to pull 365 I heard him tell his buddy who said it was his turn to so squats "hold on dude, this guy thinks he can get this...I wanna see him fail" I just looked at him and pulled it no problem (I've maxed 535 at my prime) shook my head and got ready for the next set.

That's a douchebag in the gym!
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Hell yeah brother, make them tools look like the bags they are. If I see someone struggling with a weight, I give a mental thumbs up for the effort they are putting forth
 
^ Wow that is a ****ing douchebag lol, haters gonna hate man
 
Lol I can pull weight. I may be 170 lbs but I can dead enough weight to make people STFU. The guy tried acting cool to me afterward... I was cordial but didn't offer any advice to get his 95 lb squat up! :)

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HAHAHA so i'm here in afghan, and a bunch of people here are getting on cycle (with no research into PCT or anything) and one of the guys got that LG Sciences Trifecta stack... DAY 1: he comes into my tent and was like "pav, hook me up with porn", sits on my bed while i get him **** on his phone and starts talking. Mentions how it's his first day and he feels super pumped and exhilarated blah blah blah. Then day 2, i see him at the gym making these exaggerated faces lik he's lifting heavy and super accentuated breathing, when he's lifting the same weight he always has. Claims he's going to go up like 20-30lbs and be a beast...

/sigh placebo at it's finest
 
Drizzie88 said:
Lol. So I was doing a 5x5 heavy deads yesterday with like 30 seconds rest superset with pull ups. by the end 275 felt heavy. So I rested and went up in weight doing 1x to max... This guy saw me doing the 275 and struggling to hit 5 on my last set so when I got ready to pull 365 I heard him tell his buddy who said it was his turn to so squats "hold on dude, this guy thinks he can get this...I wanna see him fail" I just looked at him and pulled it no problem (I've maxed 535 at my prime) shook my head and got ready for the next set.

That's a douchebag in the gym!
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Damn well I guess I am a big ole douche bag haha. I do that often since being at the current place I lift at. Most of the time I am right or they use no rom. But I can move a little weight myself.
 
yeah but why bring people down like that, just do your own thing in the gym, everyone has to start somewhere
 
Russianog said:
yeah but why bring people down like that, just do your own thing in the gym, everyone has to start somewhere
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Honestly I only do it when I have seen the person around for a while. The place I lift at is definitely a "fitness center" not a gym. A bunch of young guys trying to look strong for girls or to have their friends stroke their ego.

I am talking about the guys who do half reps on presses or just bounce the bar off themselves like trampolines. Another prime example was a guy trying to show another guy up on deadlift. I knew both of them. After the 2nd guy tried it twice I walked over and lifted it easy. Turns out the guy was with his gf trying to show off.
 
napalm said:
My wife is Asian...pound for pound, she's prolly stronger than you too...

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you gotta admit though, the asians that arnt truely committed do some weirdass exercises

Drizzie88 said:
Lol. So I was doing a 5x5 heavy deads yesterday with like 30 seconds rest superset with pull ups. by the end 275 felt heavy. So I rested and went up in weight doing 1x to max... This guy saw me doing the 275 and struggling to hit 5 on my last set so when I got ready to pull 365 I heard him tell his buddy who said it was his turn to so squats "hold on dude, this guy thinks he can get this...I wanna see him fail" I just looked at him and pulled it no problem (I've maxed 535 at my prime) shook my head and got ready for the next set.

That's a douchebag in the gym!
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i love how the 5x5 progression sets work. people look over thinkin youre weak because of how low you start. by the end, they stfu though
 
napalm said:
My wife is Asian...pound for pound, she's prolly stronger than you too...

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Mine too, well technically Pacific Islander but she's 5'6" athletic build at about 145lbs and very strong. Ill lay all my weight on her when we wrestle around and she still manages to keep me at bay for a good amount. Makes me feel more at ease knowing she can defend herself well enough to get away from most would be attackers.
 
mikeg313 said:
Mine too, well technically Pacific Islander but she's 5'6" athletic build at about 145lbs and very strong. Ill lay all my weight on her when we wrestle around and she still manages to keep me at bay for a good amount. Makes me feel more at ease knowing she can defend herself well enough to get away from most would be attackers.
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Mine is Filipino, 5 feet and 95 lbs. She hates to do them but squats 170 with perfect form. That's > 1.75x bodyweight.

And like most Filipino women, she's got a mean streak that is truly frightening...

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ok you guys with the filipino wives. im half filipino and im pretty sure we're supposed to be "asian" on every government form other than california. my mom says the philipines is too close to the mainland to be a real pacific islander. theyre kind of in the middle between guam/samoa , and the mainland. she grew up in manilla btw

not sure why im sayin this lol.







filipino girls are hawt. and they got some strong legs
 
Oh I know about that mean streak. Mines born and raised here and has a mouth on her (much to my dismay) .my ex was from the PI and a real brat when she wanted to be. I've always been attracted to Asian women (first kiss was a philipina) and I've dated most kinds , my ex wife was Vietnamese (bitch). I have to say philipina women are the sexiest, sweetest, best loving and caring of all women I've been with and I've been with ALOT of different nationalities. Worst was South American chicks. Hot but not even worth dealing with! Lol
 
Was a guy at the gym today with the incline bench about two inches from the dumbbell rack. I said "Hey bud do u mind moving that thing out of the ****ing way so people can get to the dumbbells?" He says "If I move it back the sun will be in my eyes BRO." I responded "Well get some sunglasses like the rest of ur douchey high school buddy's and get the **** out da way." So I guess we were both douches lol.
 
Montego1 said:
Was a guy at the gym today with the incline bench about two inches from the dumbbell rack. I said "Hey bud do u mind moving that thing out of the ****ing way so people can get to the dumbbells?" He says "If I move it back the sun will be in my eyes BRO." I responded "Well get some sunglasses like the rest of ur douchey high school buddy's and get the **** out da way." So I guess we were both douches lol.
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shoulda dropped a dumbell on his nuts
 
I wouldn't post a pic of someone normally, at least they're working out, but I hate doo rags and he was being somewhat of a tool.
 
Doorag with one of those underarmour spandex shirts hahaha you should've gotten video.
ah i'm mean :(
 
Was doing Romanian deads in the rack last night and had this ******* floating the whole time acting anxious and smiling as he waited for it. I addressed the issue to shoo him off right away but he was determined to stand there so I made sure to take alil time. Meanwhile there were two open racks available nobody uses because I guess since they're older they're just not cool enough.
 
i'm probably hating on it because I'm a Marine... and in our gyms here, we see every ****ing boot and Pog wear it. Even the ones that never go to the gym but their friends forced them too. Or ones that dont go to the gym and wear it around the barracks or even worse out in public...
 
Cultural confusion lol or just they got no swag
 
There was a guy in the squat racks the otherday.. Doing pushups on the ground... It was midday aswel so the gym was pretty empty....He was also one of the person trainers!

I automatically thought of this thread!
 
mik14 said:
There was a guy in the squat racks the otherday.. Doing pushups on the ground... It was midday aswel so the gym was pretty empty....He was also one of the person trainers!

I automatically thought of this thread!
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You should have ran up behind him and coached him during his next set " you got this man, LIGHT WEIGHT, ain't nothing push through it, **** yeah! Good lift". then run over and do squats on a hammer bench press machine.
 
Lol! Leg press on the hammer strength bench press. Now THAT would be awesome.
 
lukehayd said:
Lmao! I actually saw a man do leg presses with the "helper" on the seated chest press the other day. ROM was outstanding! Lol!
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Lol I saw this the other day too. Apparently it's a Compound chest/leg exercise. Coming soon to a crossfit near u. :)
 
lukehayd said:
Lmao! I actually saw a man do leg presses with the "helper" on the seated chest press the other day. ROM was outstanding! Lol!
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I wouldn't have been able to resist. I would walked right up and given applause while having someone else video tape it all. That would be an epic video.
 
lukehayd said:
Lmao! I actually saw a man do leg presses with the "helper" on the seated chest press the other day. ROM was outstanding! Lol!
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I really am speechless... Like there us nothing that can be said about how funny this really is!

~ MANotaur
 
We need to start a "make your most comical douche video at the gym thread". Actual events and skits welcome. Lets make it into a contest and see if we can get one of the board sponsors to set a prize up. Lol
 
This skinny Asian kid who only works biceps and chest. Spends most his time checking himself out in the mirror and walking around with his chest puffed out..i don't normally pay attn to what other ppl do but i can't escape this kids doucheyness ...other day i saw him in the locker room with a hair straightener (yeah like the **** my gf has) styling his hair..
 
mikeg313 said:
I wouldn't have been able to resist. I would walked right up and given applause while having someone else video tape it all. That would be an epic video.
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He was actually an older man 60s or so. Maybe that was the best leg work he could do????
 
mikeg313 said:
We need to start a "make your most comical douche video at the gym thread". Actual events and skits welcome. Lets make it into a contest and see if we can get one of the board sponsors to set a prize up. Lol
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Hmmmm, might make for a fun promo!!
 
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