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Douchebags at the gym...

howwedo107 said:
Find a fat girl willing to work out but make sure she has a gorgeous face and take a few months and some clen and train her down to 130lbs and boom!!! Sexy ass girl with a fantastic personality lolol
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Barney Stinson calls them "investments" i believe lol
 
Ok so I was finishing out my work out with some leg extension.... Across from me was this little peurto rican chick doing some kinda thigh squeeze machine.... Any way she caught me lookin at her kitty kat... Next thing I know she was asking me for my number.... #winning
 
texasfinest2 said:
Ok so I was finishing out my work out with some leg extension.... Across from me was this little peurto rican chick doing some kinda thigh squeeze machine.... Any way she caught me lookin at her kitty kat... Next thing I know she was asking me for my number.... #winning
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Nail it.
 
texasfinest2 said:
Ok so I was finishing out my work out with some leg extension.... Across from me was this little peurto rican chick doing some kinda thigh squeeze machine.... Any way she caught me lookin at her kitty kat... Next thing I know she was asking me for my number.... #winning
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Score! That's amazing considering the gym environment. I have a female friend who is smoking hot; when she works out she wears a baseball cap and baggy clothes. Still, she can't get a 45 min workout in without at least two dudes pestering her with workout advice. I kinda feel bad for her as she really just wants to get her reps in and GTFO.

Anyways...well done!
 
Est1969 said:
Score! That's amazing considering the gym environment. I have a female friend who is smoking hot; when she works out she wears a baseball cap and baggy clothes. Still, she can't get a 45 min workout in without at least two dudes pestering her with workout advice. I kinda feel bad for her as she really just wants to get her reps in and GTFO.

Anyways...well done!
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That's just it I was in my zone with my head phones In... Yes I shot a glance but I wasn't ogglein her.... Next thing I know she's asking me if I compete and all this other stuff!
 
texasfinest2 said:
You know.... The puss
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I know, I just found it strange that you were checking that out haha, you know? Like, I mean you can usually see the curves of both boobs and ass, so one of those usually ends up being oogled. But just staring at some girl's crotch seems very odd to me lol...not much to see with clothes on, ya know?
 
GreenEarth said:
I know, I just found it strange that you were checking that out haha, you know? Like, I mean you can usually see the curves of both boobs and ass, so one of those usually ends up being oogled. But just staring at some girl's crotch seems very odd to me lol...not much to see with clothes on, ya know?
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Not with these yoga pants on! Her thighs were like open shut open shut that sh*t was calling my name! and I know she caught me lookin good at it! Hahaa
 
BamaDog said:
I really hate that at my gym the bench is right across from that machine the women use, the one that kinda makes them look like their doing the splits. How the F do I concentrate on benching when some girl has her cooka pointed at me, maybe 10 feet away lol. The bench in our gym is known as camel toe central. srs.
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I call that the Yes/No machine. For obvious reasons
 
howwedo107 said:
Find a fat girl willing to work out but make sure she has a gorgeous face and take a few months and some clen and train her down to 130lbs and boom!!! Sexy ass girl with a fantastic personality lolol
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DIY *****. Hmmm new concept
 
GreenEarth said:
I know, I just found it strange that you were checking that out haha, you know? Like, I mean you can usually see the curves of both boobs and ass, so one of those usually ends up being oogled. But just staring at some girl's crotch seems very odd to me lol...not much to see with clothes on, ya know?
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Do you like women?
 
Ok new DB sighting the beer gut elvis look a like in a striped speedo. I don't want to see a skinny guy in one let alone a beer gutted Elvis. O yeah he was complete with the "Elvis" shades.
 
I saw some badass today with a toothpick in his mouth throughout his entire workout.
 
i waited for the squat rack this am(in a hurry) and when I took my attention off of it for a second two more 130 pound ***s piled their
gymbag full of **** to occupy the rack to do bicep curls. fook me
 
Quest said:
i waited for the squat rack this am(in a hurry) and when I took my attention off of it for a second two more 130 pound ***s piled their
gymbag full of **** to occupy the rack to do bicep curls. fook me
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Kill them then burn the bodies as a warning to the others.
 
There are this two guys in late 40s to early 50s. That just started working out which is admirable but one of these f#### comes in smelling like a cigarette every morning. S**t is disgusting especially at 5am.
 
breezy11 said:
I saw some badass today with a toothpick in his mouth throughout his entire workout.
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You were at my gym? You know I thought about spitting it out but good thing I didn't! I needed it to get the protein off my teeth!
 
breezy11 said:
I saw some badass today with a toothpick in his mouth throughout his entire workout.
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Hahaha kid better be careful with that tooth pick before he gets hurt lol
 
Annadad71 said:
Everybody laughs at me because I love planet fitness but the truth of the matter is being a bodybuilder for the last 16 years the one thing I like about them is they embarrass you if you act like a moron if you scream the F word while doing squats you are a moron if you yell while doing overhead presses you are an idiot and if you drop your weights so everybody can stare you and see how strong you are you are insecure piece of trash!
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What do the db's go up to at planet
 
You guys ever seen the people that do the leg press using the Smith machine? They either lay down on the floor or move a bench over and lay on it and set the bar high. Place their feet under the bar and push it up and down. That can't be practical.
 
DJBeanPole said:
You guys ever seen the people that do the leg press using the Smith machine? They either lay down on the floor or move a bench over and lay on it and set the bar high. Place their feet under the bar and push it up and down. That can't be practical.
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Haha tell them if they want real gains to do it with the barbell or heavy DBs
 
DJBeanPole said:
You guys ever seen the people that do the leg press using the Smith machine? They either lay down on the floor or move a bench over and lay on it and set the bar high. Place their feet under the bar and push it up and down. That can't be practical.
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LOL hory shet I'd love to see that.
 
I couldn't believe what I saw two idiots doing. I saw them on the squat rack doing about 400lb when one of them couldn't get up all the way, his buddy decided it would be a great idea to remove the weights from one side of the bar........long story short...squatting idiot ate it bad.
 
Hajiroku said:
I couldn't believe what I saw two idiots doing. I saw them on the squat rack doing about 400lb when one of them couldn't get up all the way, his buddy decided it would be a great idea to remove the weights from one side of the bar........long story short...squatting idiot ate it bad.
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:laugh:
 
Hajiroku said:
I couldn't believe what I saw two idiots doing. I saw them on the squat rack doing about 400lb when one of them couldn't get up all the way, his buddy decided it would be a great idea to remove the weights from one side of the bar........long story short...squatting idiot ate it bad.
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Anything to avoid having to touch his friend's butt or hips lol.
 
As I was sitting down at an incline machine last Friday a dude walks up and pulls a plate off and then started doing walking lunges with it (1/16 ROM). I waited for him to finish his "set" then asked if he wanted to trade the 45 for a 10 because it looked to heavy for him. He left shortly aftrwards. The gym manager wants to see me today for some reason lol (why do I feel like I'm going to the principle's office?).
 
smohk said:
As I was sitting down at an incline machine last Friday a dude walks up and pulls a plate off and then started doing walking lunges with it (1/16 ROM). I waited for him to finish his "set" then asked if he wanted to trade the 45 for a 10 because it looked to heavy for him. He left shortly aftrwards. The gym manager wants to see me today for some reason lol (why do I feel like I'm going to the principle's office?).
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Hahaha, your in trouble mister!
 
haha the gym manager wants to see you? If he gives you any **** I'd tell him to go f himself. I hate when gym employees bug you
 
smohk said:
As I was sitting down at an incline machine last Friday a dude walks up and pulls a plate off and then started doing walking lunges with it (1/16 ROM). I waited for him to finish his "set" then asked if he wanted to trade the 45 for a 10 because it looked to heavy for him. He left shortly aftrwards. The gym manager wants to see me today for some reason lol (why do I feel like I'm going to the principle's office?).
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Reminds me of some high school kids I saw yesterday doing 1/8th squats with 3 plates. Grunting and yelling and thinking they were so cool. I bet they couldn't even do 185 parallel smh..
 
Douchebag Of the week in this story...so at the gym and was talking to a regular who goes...he is 75 and still does chin ups and deads and squats he's a pretty cool old guy....well he is dead set on taking a supplement so I said well at your age give DAA a try to boost your test a bit....well a "trainer" aka a shimpy little 20 year old cardio bunny that works there says he man are you trained in giving people supplement advice safely? Or do you just go gym to gym selling roids to everyone?!? I said dude you think DAA is a steroid.....he said I don't think I know!!! Anything that boost test levels is a steroid....I just said wow they will hire anyone here and walked away...then the old guy caught up to me and said he was ordering some tomorrow lol
 
howwedo107 said:
Douchebag Of the week in this story...so at the gym and was talking to a regular who goes...he is 75 and still does chin ups and deads and squats he's a pretty cool old guy....well he is dead set on taking a supplement so I said well at your age give DAA a try to boost your test a bit....well a "trainer" aka a shimpy little 20 year old cardio bunny that works there says he man are you trained in giving people supplement advice safely? Or do you just go gym to gym selling roids to everyone?!? I said dude you think DAA is a steroid.....he said I don't think I know!!! Anything that boost test levels is a steroid....I just said wow they will hire anyone here and walked away...then the old guy caught up to me and said he was ordering some tomorrow lol
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Lol it only supplementation advice was part of the classes they had to take to get their certs.
 
It seems Zippy complained on me. Zippy has a habit of doing dumb **** and complaining when people call him out on it, or so said the manager. I guess I'll offer him an apology. I'm going to make it a VERY public apology though (in front of the whole gym or whoever happens to be there) and I'll get one of my friends to record it. Youtube video soon hopefully...though the manager said she hasn't seens Zippy since Friday...
 
smohk said:
It seems Zippy complained on me. Zippy has a habit of doing dumb **** and complaining when people call him out on it, or so said the manager. I guess I'll offer him an apology. I'm going to make it a VERY public apology though (in front of the whole gym or whoever happens to be there) and I'll get one of my friends to record it. Youtube video soon hopefully...though the manager said she hasn't seens Zippy since Friday...
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That happened to me once. I saw some guy doing behind the head lat pull downs. No biggie, until I noticed he was smashing the bar against his spin at break neck force. I warned him that doing them that way would get him injured. Next thing you know I got a complaint from the manager for harassing the guy. What a world huh?
 
Go Away said:
New one...moth ball treadmill guy. Smelled the whole place up with his nasty old ass.
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So because someone doesn't smell good but still wants to improve themselves they are douchebags?
 
Jim2542 said:
So because someone doesn't smell good but still wants to improve themselves they are douchebags?
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Yeah pretty much ... The gyms are full of showers, choosing to smell like ass, which distracts people from their work outs, is a douchebag move ... A lil funk happens, but a stank that u can smell more than a feet away ... Means ur ****ing filthy
 
Vote4pedro said:
Yeah pretty much ... The gyms are full of showers, choosing to smell like ass, which distracts people from their work outs, is a douchebag move ... A lil funk happens, but a stank that u can smell more than a feet away ... Means ur ****ing filthy
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Yes how dare someone go into your gym with a smell you dissaprove of! How dare he have an unappealing body odor while he sweats!

Ever stop to think about how maybe the guy with the superiority complex who goes to the gym to judge others appearance or odor instead of just working out may in fact be the real douchebag?
 

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