Douchebags at the gym...

StakedCop said:
I'm gonna have to look into this fapping
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I leaned that word on BB dot com, seen it here a few times. It means to jack off and or cum...

smh
 
I'm about to go fap in the gym locker room...
 
StakedCop said:
Loo wtf that's great. Only bb
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Yeah man they say "oh I'm fapping"
 
Vote4pedro said:
Ma bad ma bad ...
Is
IFap.to ... Not .com ... Honest mystake
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Bout say site don't work.
Who told u about it?
 
AaronJP1 said:
Bout say site don't work.
Who told u about it?
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Read on it online ... Theres a lot of fapping sites, but it said that one had good definition for an IPhone and not limited views like some sites ... The resolution was ok ... But def good material ...
I read it on Reddit.com
 
I had a skinny little soccer playing dbag scoff at me the other day as I was finishing a set on bench. I double checked to see what I had on the bar, and yes I was repping 250 just like I thought. He then proceeded to load up 135lbs for his warm up set while looking at me so i would see (which would have been about his body weight), then realized he couldn't even unrack the bar. As he got up and walked off it took every thing I had not say "this is a house of learned juice heads. Your not a juice head, you're a limp wristed curly headed ****!"
 
Mrpersinality said:
Do the old guys that stay naked from the waist down entirely to long in the locker room and have convos with anyone who will listen count?
Saw a guy drying his nuts with the hair dryer one time.
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Lmfao...

Sh*t happens everyday at my gym!
 
Lol I have an old man that sits in the sauna but naked and to make it worst ...
He's a mouth breeder!!! And he likes to spread his legs from time to time ... I now run to get rid of hang overs not sauna
 
Encountered a doughy fatbody snapping into a Slim Jim in the locker room mirror today. Those flabbyflexes were so intimidating that I was forced to leave quickly.
 
some of this stuff is pretty funny. i dislike anyone who doesn't re rack their weights. bunch of fcuking pus*ies. i also dislike when people interupt my workout to ask for a spot. go with a friend, get a personal trainer, or dont lift too failure.
 
jbryand101b said:
some of this stuff is pretty funny. i dislike anyone who doesn't re rack their weights. bunch of fcuking pus*ies. i also dislike when people interupt my workout to ask for a spot. go with a friend, get a personal trainer, or dont lift too failure.
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The spot thing really? I work out alone and I'll ask a guy only if he's resting between sets but only for my heaviest weight. I see that as gym etiquette helping others unless it's some retard that doesn't know wtf hes doing and lifting way beyond their means.
 
mikeg313 said:
The spot thing really? I work out alone and I'll ask a guy only if he's resting between sets but only for my heaviest weight. I see that as gym etiquette helping others unless it's some retard that doesn't know wtf hes doing and lifting way beyond their means.
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Agree I'm the same way ... Just don't bug me when u see me sweating balls, I'm clearly super, triple setting and I only have 90 seconds in between sets ... Anytime after that ... I got ya brah!
 
I'm calling douchebag on myself and this other guy. I was using the squat rack for get this squats. This guy asks if I am done? I said no I have a few more sets to do. I said your welcome to work in if you want. He gets all pissy and says no my workout is to crazy and I need the rack to myself. No problem back at it I go. As soon as I finish my next set he is there asking if I'm done. I said no man I have a few more sets. So he stays standing there. Would not leave and was all huffy and pissy. I said nothing f him now he is going to wait. I finished my squats and figured I'm going to stick it to him now. Time for curls. I told him just a few more I need to get a good pump on my arms you know crazy workout. He finally got all pissed off and left. I figured I offered to let him work in and that wasn't good enough screw him
 
Night Prowler said:
I'm calling douchebag on myself and this other guy. I was using the squat rack for get this squats. This guy asks if I am done? I said no I have a few more sets to do. I said your welcome to work in if you want. He gets all pissy and says no my workout is to crazy and I need the rack to myself. No problem back at it I go. As soon as I finish my next set he is there asking if I'm done. I said no man I have a few more sets. So he stays standing there. Would not leave and was all huffy and pissy. I said nothing f him now he is going to wait. I finished my squats and figured I'm going to stick it to him now. Time for curls. I told him just a few more I need to get a good pump on my arms you know crazy workout. He finally got all pissed off and left. I figured I offered to let him work in and that wasn't good enough screw him
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Hahahaha I would have thrown a 10lb plate in the back of ur head hahahaha jk jk ... But I've been in both situations ... I call douchebag on the gym for the lack of Olympic racks and the 3,000 cable row and ab machine ...
 
Night Prowler said:
I'm calling douchebag on myself and this other guy. I was using the squat rack for get this squats. This guy asks if I am done? I said no I have a few more sets to do. I said your welcome to work in if you want. He gets all pissy and says no my workout is to crazy and I need the rack to myself. No problem back at it I go. As soon as I finish my next set he is there asking if I'm done. I said no man I have a few more sets. So he stays standing there. Would not leave and was all huffy and pissy. I said nothing f him now he is going to wait. I finished my squats and figured I'm going to stick it to him now. Time for curls. I told him just a few more I need to get a good pump on my arms you know crazy workout. He finally got all pissed off and left. I figured I offered to let him work in and that wasn't good enough screw him
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lmao.
 
hunter121 said:
Hands down, the guy who puts 22 plates (990 lbs) on the leg press machine, grunts out what amounts to four 1.5 inch presses, and then lets the weights slam down on the locks.
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... And he doesn't take em out because he's too bad ... Yeap Douchebag
 
Night Prowler said:
I'm calling douchebag on myself and this other guy. I was using the squat rack for get this squats. This guy asks if I am done? I said no I have a few more sets to do. I said your welcome to work in if you want. He gets all pissy and says no my workout is to crazy and I need the rack to myself. No problem back at it I go. As soon as I finish my next set he is there asking if I'm done. I said no man I have a few more sets. So he stays standing there. Would not leave and was all huffy and pissy. I said nothing f him now he is going to wait. I finished my squats and figured I'm going to stick it to him now. Time for curls. I told him just a few more I need to get a good pump on my arms you know crazy workout. He finally got all pissed off and left. I figured I offered to let him work in and that wasn't good enough screw him
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Hahaha served him up a hot steaming bowl of bicep chowder! high five on perfect execution!
 
hunter121 said:
Hands down, the guy who puts 22 plates (990 lbs) on the leg press machine, grunts out what amounts to four 1.5 inch presses, and then lets the weights slam down on the locks.
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He is my hero. Lmao
I saw this guy that had to hang from the lat pull down. He would drop all his weight to get it down. It would then rip his legs out from underneath the leg hold downs. He was left hanging from the bar. Worst part he would do it over and over.
 
Night Prowler said:
He is my hero. Lmao
I saw this guy that had to hang from the lat pull down. He would drop all his weight to get it down. It would then rip his legs out from underneath the leg hold downs. He was left hanging from the bar. Worst part he would do it over and over.
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LMAO!!!
 
Night Prowler said:
He is my hero. Lmao
I saw this guy that had to hang from the lat pull down. He would drop all his weight to get it down. It would then rip his legs out from underneath the leg hold downs. He was left hanging from the bar. Worst part he would do it over and over.
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his form is clean like poopy underwear
 
Night Prowler said:
He is my hero. Lmao
I saw this guy that had to hang from the lat pull down. He would drop all his weight to get it down. It would then rip his legs out from underneath the leg hold downs. He was left hanging from the bar. Worst part he would do it over and over.
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Hey man us short armed dudes can't reach that high! How we supposed to get it down. Haha. Literally I have to like finger tip grab it one side at a time. But I use good form once I get it in my hands. Hahaha

X2 on the spot thing. I know I appreciate a spot when I need one and I'll give someone one if they need it or offer to spot if they need it. I like to do work but I'm friendly too. There is a fine line between annoying and polite.

Also props to the guy who screwed the a hole with the squat rack thing. That is funny.
 
I wanna sock this kid at my gym in the head so freaking bad. He struts around like a wannabe bad azz and always ALWAYS wears the same sht. Brown timberlands , addidas running pants and a white print t shirt with the sleeves and sides cut down to the very bottom and stands around holding the front of the shirt with both hands together like he's got something to show off talking to every other wigger douche bag in the gym he knows. And he got what looks to be his last name tattooed down the back of his arm, you know, in case he forgets.he looks similar to a 20yr old randy quaid if he was a wigger. I never see him do much except talk and load up weights on equipment, do a couple crappy sets and then leave it there for someone else to re rack. The other day he walked in the same time I did and loaded up 3 45s on each side a barbell for shrugs with his butt buddy , did a couple crappy sets, didn't re rack and then walked back up front with his gay lover, put their coats on and left.
 
I think im gonna run for president on the platform of marijuana legalization and caning of anyone caught curling, shrugging or doing upright rows in the squat rack.
 
stankyleg said:
I think im gonna run for president on the platform of marijuana legalization and caning of anyone caught curling, shrugging or doing upright rows in the squat rack.
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Every one shrugs in the squat rack at my gym. Thats the only place u can do it
 
I'll hire a task force that seeks out these gyms and fines them for entrapment of their patrons. Lol
 
Lol. Its the lads that have been training a week or two and grow massive attitude. Walk round staring at every one but they r always the smallest in the gym that really p**s me of and when ur puting ur weights back and they dont move. Its like move the f**k out my way before I bust ur head open with this dumbell
 
Ughhh ****ing dumbbell rack huggers ... They grab their dumbbells and do 1x45 bicep curls without even moving an inch .. "BRO!!!! Take 3 steps tha **** back!!!! Holly ****!!!!"
 
Yes. My favorite
 
ginge205 said:
Every one shrugs in the squat rack at my gym. Thats the only place u can do it
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X2 we have a squat and smith tho.
 
mikeg313 said:
I wanna sock this kid at my gym in the head so freaking bad. He struts around like a wannabe bad azz and always ALWAYS wears the same sht. Brown timberlands , addidas running pants and a white print t shirt with the sleeves and sides cut down to the very bottom and stands around holding the front of the shirt with both hands together like he's got something to show off talking to every other wigger douche bag in the gym he knows. And he got what looks to be his last name tattooed down the back of his arm, you know, in case he forgets.he looks similar to a 20yr old randy quaid if he was a wigger. I never see him do much except talk and load up weights on equipment, do a couple crappy sets and then leave it there for someone else to re rack. The other day he walked in the same time I did and loaded up 3 45s on each side a barbell for shrugs with his butt buddy , did a couple crappy sets, didn't re rack and then walked back up front with his gay lover, put their coats on and left.
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Idiots... You should have floor benched it. Hahahah
 
First time back at the gym today I toke a week off. For a rest week and the db at my gym was using the squat rack for incline benching when we have a incline bench any way. Then they left every weight on the bar and left the bench there. Then they was putting the weight belt on to do pushs ups now that is just being arse holes
 
Night Prowler said:
I'm calling douchebag on myself and this other guy. I was using the squat rack for get this squats. This guy asks if I am done? I said no I have a few more sets to do. I said your welcome to work in if you want. He gets all pissy and says no my workout is to crazy and I need the rack to myself. No problem back at it I go. As soon as I finish my next set he is there asking if I'm done. I said no man I have a few more sets. So he stays standing there. Would not leave and was all huffy and pissy. I said nothing f him now he is going to wait. I finished my squats and figured I'm going to stick it to him now. Time for curls. I told him just a few more I need to get a good pump on my arms you know crazy workout. He finally got all pissed off and left. I figured I offered to let him work in and that wasn't good enough screw him
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LOL
 
ginge205 said:
First time back at the gym today I toke a week off. For a rest week and the db at my gym was using the squat rack for incline benching when we have a incline bench any way. Then they left every weight on the bar and left the bench there. Then they was putting the weight belt on to do pushs ups now that is just being arse holes
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Weight belt for pushups is def a new one.
 
mikeg313 said:
I only wear one to take a dump......... I take VERY big dumps! ;-)
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I wore one for some weird back related exercises for a while, but I had a fractured vertebrae in my spine and had recently gotten out of a full back brace lol. But yeah big dumbs often require the belt!
 
mikeg313 said:
The spot thing really? I work out alone and I'll ask a guy only if he's resting between sets but only for my heaviest weight. I see that as gym etiquette helping others unless it's some retard that doesn't know wtf hes doing and lifting way beyond their means.
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This^^^^
 
I consider myself somewhat of a veteran at the gym, but the whole not curling in the squat rack thing is a little confusing. While I understand what it means, what if theres no other place to do biceps curls with the 45lb BB? Which I love and would rather that than those puny pre-weighted straight bars. I guess I'm a dousche!!
 
ginge205 said:
Yeah I know. Idiots. Weigh belt for ****ting now thats awsome. Must be like giving birth lol
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Use to be a jock strap and a weight belt but I pissed my jockstrap too much. Lol
 
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