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Douchebags at the gym...

howwedo107 said:
Got a good one manbeast would appreciate...guy at the gym last night was watching the superbowl between sets (as was I) and the convo started about the game then he started to talk about supplements ( bc he saw my intraworkout drink) and said and I quote "Eh I dont need that stuff bro on hard workout days I pop a few sdrol tabs and it helps push me through my workouts" I said oh cool (trying not to laugh) and he said oh my bad if you don't know what sdrol is..its a test booster and it works pretty good but only take it on hard workout days...so I said I go hard every workout and walked away lol...I kept thinking hmm if only manbeast was here to school this guy lol I'd watch it instead of the superbowl hahaha
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LoL, I wouldn't be surprised if there is a test-booster out there with a name like sdrol though, just to piggy-back on the power and success of superdrol LoL. But if he is popping some superdrol, may Darwin claim his balls :D

ManBeast
 
ManBeast said:
LoL, I wouldn't be surprised if there is a test-booster out there with a name like sdrol though, just to piggy-back on the power and success of superdrol LoL. But if he is popping some superdrol, may Darwin claim his balls :D

ManBeast
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Wait you mean sdrol not a natty test booster?!?!? Oh Sh!t I have been on it for like 2.5 years straight. What do I do? I mean ESP since I can't curl in the squat rack now.
 
ManBeast said:
may Darwin claim his balls :D

ManBeast
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If it doesn't get his prostate first.
 
bigpapa said:
basically, i dont talk to anybody in my gym, cuz IMO everyone is retarded. just turn on distrubed and do my thing.

one kid, probably younger than me, actually tried to correct me on my form...i was thinking to myself u have got to be kidding me. i have the ****in stick figure telling me how to do things. so i just looked him dead in the face and said "go **** yourself".

but what really pisses me off is the people who load up like a bench or squat, and do the like 1/4 reps. yeah dude ur not bench pressing 275, ur unracking it. i also hate the gym multi-taskers...the guy who is on a machine at the other end of the gym..then when ur setting up what u need to do, he like runs over and says hey i was using that...like really dude?

and then the one thing that takes the cake in my gym..there is this short like wormy, homo that comes in wearing dolce &gabanna sunglasses, even if it is night out..but the thing is, they are WOMEN's glasses. and then hes also the guy that has all the workout "gadgets". he has like a weighted running vest and tons of other crap that he wears...but he does like nothing. i train with my dad so i actually have a competent workout partner, and i said to him one day that i just wanna punch this guy in the head so hard...and he just laughed..
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Yes, I agree with you completely.
 
Mmyamahar6 said:
Guys that have huge upper bodys but have tiny legs and are checking there abs in the middle of a chest workout wtf
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Yeah I saw that the other day....
140 pounds haha
 
how about a regular at my gym eats a whopper everytime he gets in the sauna...
 
farmtireguy said:
Wait you mean sdrol not a natty test booster?!?!? Oh Sh!t I have been on it for like 2.5 years straight. What do I do? I mean ESP since I can't curl in the squat rack now.
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look for someone willing to donate a liver, better make it sooner rather than later, lol.
 
farmtireguy said:
Wait you mean sdrol not a natty test booster?!?!? Oh Sh!t I have been on it for like 2.5 years straight. What do I do? I mean ESP since I can't curl in the squat rack now.
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Yea man curling in the squat rack is for douchebags but Idt there's anything wrong with doin and in squat rack. I hit em EOD there
 
machorox123 said:
Yea man curling in the squat rack is for douchebags but Idt there's anything wrong with doin and in squat rack. I hit em EOD there
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I must be a db because ive been doing squats in the squat rack didnt realise it was for curls my bad lol
 
Mmyamahar6 said:
Guys that have huge upper bodys but have tiny legs and are checking there abs in the middle of a chest workout wtf
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I'm the guy with the huge legs and decent sized up body. Who has to work like crazy for upper body but legs are natural.
 
I love when I workout and people kind of "stalk" they watch what you do from afar and u keep seeing them look at you. Then they get closer and closer until they are working out next to you. Then I'm in the middle of some heavy rack pulls and as I drop the bar after the last rep he asks "hey man what supplements do you take?" I just say basics and turn my music back on
 
Or the pepoel who ask to jump in and start screaming and swearing the house down. So every one looks and think ur friend with the c**k
 
ginge205 said:
Or the pepoel who ask to jump in and start screaming and swearing the house down. So every one looks and think ur friend with the c**k
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Lol u got set up bro call the authorities
 
Lol it was on the lat pull down and he was swinging the bar into the frame. When he finished his set dont know why. ( think it makes u bigger ) I might try it next time lol
 
mikeg313 said:
Hahaha!... Wait, what?! .... Pretty sure that tops em all right there. Wow
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Not really...
I seen a geeky kid trying to bench 315 using his whole body!!!
The random AB checkers who I don't even look at....
 
Jethro52185 said:
He's sweating out whoppers and duecing sdrol all at the same time!!!! Sounds like a genius to me! Lol
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This thread is so funny I'm glad someone made it
 
Since this thread I've really been looking for dumb asses at the gym...I found a pretty big woman on the treadmill doing a brisk walk while drinking a PEPSI!! Lol and there is this weird guy who constantly smiles at me....makes me scared to go to the locker room
 
howwedo107 said:
Since this thread I've really been looking for dumb asses at the gym...I found a pretty big woman on the treadmill doing a brisk walk while drinking a PEPSI!! Lol and there is this weird guy who constantly smiles at me....makes me scared to go to the locker room
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He wants you
 
howwedo107 said:
Since this thread I've really been looking for dumb asses at the gym...I found a pretty big woman on the treadmill doing a brisk walk while drinking a PEPSI!! Lol and there is this weird guy who constantly smiles at me....makes me scared to go to the locker room
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Do you get that pre rape feeling? Lol
 
mikeg313 said:
Do you get that pre rape feeling? Lol
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anti-rape-condom-300a041206.jpg
 
i lift at the Y and i gotta say between all the kids and the old guys - some weird **** goes down.
first of all i really dont understand why people feel compelled to shave there - i mean really unless you're living out of your car, whats the point...it gets worse tho

a few days ago im in the locker room some old dude standin there stark ****in naked, shaving. like alright wtf, walk past and go about my biz.. 10 mins later after i drink my shake, change etc, im leaving and theres this same guy, still naked - now brushing his teeth.
really dude?????
 
steppinRazor said:
i lift at the Y and i gotta say between all the kids and the old guys - some weird **** goes down.
first of all i really dont understand why people feel compelled to shave there - i mean really unless you're living out of your car, whats the point...it gets worse tho

a few days ago im in the locker room some old dude standin there stark ****in naked, shaving. like alright wtf, walk past and go about my biz.. 10 mins later after i drink my shake, change etc, im leaving and theres this same guy, still naked - now brushing his teeth.
really dude?????
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Lol. People at my gym do the same thing. They act like they don't have a bathroom at their house. Old men are the worst they will be in the locker room naked when I come and still there when I'm done.
 
bigintensions said:
Lol. People at my gym do the same thing. They act like they don't have a bathroom at their house. Old men are the worst they will be in the locker room naked when I come and still there when I'm done.
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haha seriously whats up with that...get this man,
i was at the downtown Y last year,which is notorious for that, the mens locker room is on the top floor..im walking up the stairs after my workout and when i reach the top - staring me in the face is this old dude balls naked doin a captain morgan stance on this stepping stool, carying on a conversation..i immediately overt my eyes upward only to see its my god damn sociology instructor!! haha dude that was an awkward semester for me - the image was burned into my retinas
 
steppinRazor said:
haha seriously whats up with that...get this man,
i was at the downtown Y last year,which is notorious for that, the mens locker room is on the top floor..im walking up the stairs after my workout and when i reach the top - staring me in the face is this old dude balls naked doin a captain morgan stance on this stepping stool, carying on a conversation..i immediately overt my eyes upward only to see its my god damn sociology instructor!! haha dude that was an awkward semester for me - the image was burned into my retinas
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HAHAHAHAHAHHA that sucks hardcore
 
bigintensions said:
Lol. People at my gym do the same thing. They act like they don't have a bathroom at their house. Old men are the worst they will be in the locker room naked when I come and still there when I'm done.
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Old dudes got no shame. You can tell they had to take group showers back in the 40s. I used to lift at a gym where this old mean looking dude would shave and would stand so close to the sink and his old balls would be chillin on the counter
 
steppinRazor said:
haha seriously whats up with that...get this man,
i was at the downtown Y last year,which is notorious for that, the mens locker room is on the top floor..im walking up the stairs after my workout and when i reach the top - staring me in the face is this old dude balls naked doin a captain morgan stance on this stepping stool, carying on a conversation..i immediately overt my eyes upward only to see its my god damn sociology instructor!! haha dude that was an awkward semester for me - the image was burned into my retinas
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Sociology sucks as it is.. I'm pretty sure if I saw my professor naked(old flabby fat bald white guy) I'd projectile vomit everywhere and never show up to class ever again
 
Everyone talking now has an Avi of them doing a rear spread lol. I'm getting confused. Anyways dude today at my gym was actually nice so I can't complain.
 
CountryLiftin said:
Everyone talking now has an Avi of them doing a rear spread lol. I'm getting confused. Anyways dude today at my gym was actually nice so I can't complain.
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Don't hate
 
CountryLiftin said:
Everyone talking now has an Avi of them doing a rear spread lol. I'm getting confused. Anyways dude today at my gym was actually nice so I can't complain.
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It's a bodybuilding form cut us some slack or I will post pic of 82 year old man doing naked good mornings
 
rubberring said:
Hands down, the guy who puts 22 plates (990 lbs) on the leg press machine, grunts out what amounts to four 1.5 inch presses, and then lets the weights slam down on the locks. I asked him once if he could squat 1/3 of that. He mumbled something about a peanut and light weight.

But yeah... love that guy. Him and his size x-small Under Armour shirt.
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Peanut and light weight? Was he referring to his brain size and the small amount of lbs he was lifting? Too Soon to tell I'm sure. LOL
 
the guy who is 220 doing 330 baby squats.looked something like this
[video=youtube;SeQULjtu0D0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeQULjtu0D0[/video]
 
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