Scene 1: J2x has just showered, standing at sink in a towel, brushing his teeth, with not a care in the world. Chubby Indian (with heavy accent) approaches...
Blubberneesh: "Do you know what you are doing right now?"
J2x: "Brushing my teeth?"
Blubberneesh: "You are telling the whole world that you are an a$$hole."
J2x (supersarcastically): "Umm... No I'm not."
Blubberneesh: "Yes. It is very rude to brush your teeth here."
J2x gets within a foot of chubby Indian's fat face, brushing teeth vigorously to ensure spittle lands thereupon...
J2x: "Look, Mahatma, I pay my dues here just like you. I'll brush my damn teeth whenever I feel like it. Mind your own."
Chubby Indian, wiping spittle from fat face and quite upset, walks towards exit, then turns around...
Blubberneesh (nearly crying): "You have a bad attitude."
J2x: "Goddamn right I do. Come get some more of it. A$$hole."
Chubby Indian waddles out the door.
All I was doing was brushing my teeth. Seriously...