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Douchebags at the gym...

the fux who don't dry off in the shower,
just walk dripping water all over the floor to their lockers,
where they splash themselves silly with enough cologne to make an old whore sick.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Or the hot chick that comes to do free weights, and the certain guys that try to make it obvious to everyone that they're cheecking her out lol...
Yeah buddy that's how a woman should look, you're right, now get the f#ck outta my way I got weight to move!
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Oh jeez, we had this yesterday. Granted, the girl's chest was bigger than my head and she was good looking! However....

This 40 something year old guy starts spinning the excercise ball on his finger like he's a Harlem Globetrotter!! In the fricking free weight section too of all places, not neer the ab/yoga/stech mats... The guy couldn't have possibly made it more apparent that he was a tool and trying to show off for this girl.

I almost felt embarresed for this jerk off.
 
mich29 said:
why does everyone do the ****ing delt raises.wtf is up with this.really someone explain this to me.20 sets of these things I'll watch people do.ahhhhhh
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How else you going to get big ass shoulders? You need a minimum of 20 sets to grow! :friday:
 
mich29 said:
why does everyone do the ****ing delt raises.wtf is up with this.really someone explain this to me.20 sets of these things I'll watch people do.ahhhhhh
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Hey mich, I'm not well trained in the names of exercises, so can you describe what a "delt raise" is? I'm not sure if I've seen one or not! I'm going to have to research this!
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Tell me this friend, why are they jerks?
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They leave weights stacked on the bars, walk away, i think they are done I UNLOAD the machine put mine on and they walk over and try and take it back,...and I am a patient person, I mean 15-20 mins so I am thinking it's safe to unload the weight, and second when I do bench or legs I always have some guy who walks over and says.."you need a spot, you can't press that"....

Just 2 examples...
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
How bout the scrawny dude that brings his less than average girlfriend with him every time and glares at every guy in there like we're really checking her out.
Or the hot chick that comes to do free weights, and the certain guys that try to make it obvious to everyone that they're cheecking her out lol...
Yeah buddy that's how a woman should look, you're right, now get the f#ck outta my way I got weight to move!
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this always makes me lol
 
toughchick401 said:
They leave weights stacked on the bars, walk away, i think they are done I UNLOAD the machine put mine on and they walk over and try and take it back,...and I am a patient person, I mean 15-20 mins so I am thinking it's safe to unload the weight, and second when I do bench or legs I always have some guy who walks over and says.."you need a spot, you can't press that"....

Just 2 examples...
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I see the on multiple occassions. Touche.
 
People who wear big azz headphones like they are in a recording studio.
 
CCV3 said:
People who wear big azz headphones like they are in a recording studio.
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I'm totally this guy. I've had some ear surgeries, and one of the operations left the little notch of flesh that keeps the ear buds in a lot smaller on my left ear. I have the option of having the ear bud falling out every minute or so or look like I'm recording my next album.

So yeah, suck on that. :wavey:
 
Menoth said:
I'm totally this guy. I've had some ear surgeries, and one of the operations left the little notch of flesh that keeps the ear buds in a lot smaller on my left ear. I have the option of having the ear bud falling out every minute or so or look like I'm recording my next album.

So yeah, suck on that. :wavey:
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dood, i roll with koss porta-pros.
seriously, check em out.
and run em with a cowon d2...
powerful amp.
at one time the most powerful available...
and sounds awesome.
world class.
together, can't do better, especially for the price.
portapros have a LIFETIME warranty.
they haven't changed since 1983
because they are the best.

light.
not full recording studio headphones.
so, your ears can breathe.
they are very comfortable.
and not too expensive if you wreck em...

seriously check them out.

i personally hate earbuds.
sound like ****.
 
Menoth said:
I'm totally this guy. I've had some ear surgeries, and one of the operations left the little notch of flesh that keeps the ear buds in a lot smaller on my left ear. I have the option of having the ear bud falling out every minute or so or look like I'm recording my next album.

So yeah, suck on that. :wavey:
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I will approve of this.
 
jin said:
dood, i roll with koss porta-pros.
seriously, check em out.
and run em with a cowon d2...
powerful amp.
at one time the most powerful available...
and sounds awesome.
world class.
together, can't do better, especially for the price.
portapros have a LIFETIME warranty.
they haven't changed since 1983
because they are the best.

light.
not full recording studio headphones.
so, your ears can breathe.
they are very comfortable.
and not too expensive if you wreck em...

seriously check them out.

i personally hate earbuds.
sound like ****.
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Huh. Those look a little smaller than what I use now. Might have to check them out. Thanks.
 
Just today, the guy that thinks he's strong benching 225lbs for 5 reps. Keeps looking around thinking everyone is watching his strong self (<---insert sarcasm here). And here's the catcher, he's doing half reps. Probably couldn't even complete a 185lbs full rep LOL Too funny!
 
<<--- benches 225 for 7 :(
Guess at least I don't look around at everybody.
 
BuzzLightyear said:
Is it because it's a light weight?



J/K ;)
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Well for me it's a warm-up but I've been a powerlifter for many years and have competed in many comps. But my point was that a guy acting like he's strong, wanting attention while only benching 225 and they aren't even full reps. I just find it quite amusing.
 
kanakafarian said:
Well for me it's a warm-up but I've been a powerlifter for many years and have competed in many comps. But my point was that a guy acting like he's strong, wanting attention while only benching 225 and they aren't even full reps. I just find it quite amusing.
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yeah, maybe he is just proud of himself.
who knows where he started, and what sort of adversity he has had to overcome to get to where he is...
idiocy.
obesity.
these things run in families.
maybe he is a special kid,
and feels even better about himself that he doesn't wear his mom's pants anymore...

anyways, i tend to just smile at people like that.
at least he is in there.
doin something.
 
The dumb sh*t that walks in front of you when your trying to set down 120 pound dumbbells, then looks at you like you were going to rest them on your knees after your 10 reps of laying on your back pressing.

Seriously its like they dont see huge ass weights and walk right in the dropping path lolzzz.

Oh ya and of course the screamers. Some guy putting on 3 plates on the leg press and grunting each and every damn rep.
 
I cant forget this one, its about the funniest thing I seen next to the 140 pound guy trying to take off plates on one side of the benching bar, and just watching that thing fly into the mirror. Just had to be atleast 355 and hes taking one side off.

And last is the big guy trying to shoulder press 110 pound dumbbells and his spotter has got to be 150 pounds and he couldnt get them up and he dropped them and it crushed his IPOD into about 80 pieces.

That was just classic!!!
 
kain1012 said:
I cant forget this one, its about the funniest thing I seen next to the 140 pound guy trying to take off plates on one side of the benching bar, and just watching that thing fly into the mirror. Just had to be atleast 355 and hes taking one side off.
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man, maybe that explains why some doods wear sunglasses to the gym...
don't wanna take a shard of flying mirror in the eye!
:147:


kain1012 said:
And last is the big guy trying to shoulder press 110 pound dumbbells and his spotter has got to be 150 pounds and he couldnt get them up and he dropped them and it crushed his IPOD into about 80 pieces.

That was just classic!!!
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you mean, classic ipod...
?
yikes.
 
kanakafarian said:
Well for me it's a warm-up but I've been a powerlifter for many years and have competed in many comps. But my point was that a guy acting like he's strong, wanting attention while only benching 225 and they aren't even full reps. I just find it quite amusing.
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Phew! I legitimately meant it was a light weight but threw the J/K in there at the last minute in case it offended. Haha. I was a powerlifter and still train using the same methods. My best competition bench was 550lbs.
 
jin said:
man, maybe that explains why some doods wear sunglasses to the gym...
don't wanna take a shard of flying mirror in the eye!
:147:




you mean, classic ipod...
?
yikes.
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haha ya was a 80 GB ipod
 
Middle aged dude was in the gym yesterday wearing jeans while carrying around and sipping on a GLASS of ice tea.

Oh. And I can't forget about the fabio looking guy that spent 10 minutes with his girlfriend trying to figure out how he could do dips with her on his back. That **** was HILARIOUS!

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Juat this morning I was being watched the whole time by this guy on an elliptical who had a fcuking DIET PEPSI for hydration. After his cardio he came over and was tryiing to do everything that I just did. Same back workouts, same biceps, like he was taking mental notes on how to look like me??? He then asked me if his form was ok on bent over bar rows. With two plates on each side. And this guywas hunching his back so bad and throwing up half reps. All I said is "yup!" I feel like an ahole now but seriously, dude. No.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Juat this morning I was being watched the whole time by this guy on an elliptical who had a fcuking DIET PEPSI for hydration. After his cardio he came over and was tryiing to do everything that I just did. Same back workouts, same biceps, like he was taking mental notes on how to look like me??? He then asked me if his form was ok on bent over bar rows. With two plates on each side. And this guywas hunching his back so bad and throwing up half reps. All I said is "yup!" I feel like an ahole now but seriously, dude. No.
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Dude, he wasn't wanting your advice/opinion, he was trying to jock you! LOL :toofunny:
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
I have no comeback...there's just no words...lol...

:sigh1:
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a scene from the new bromance novella
"flex 3's swole passion"
---------------------------------------------
flex placed one hand firmly on the small of the man's back,
pushing his awkwardly bulging lumbar floorward,
while tenderly lifting his chin with the other,
"See, look up, eyes open, chest out, and don't use your teeth..."
(...to be continued...)
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Juat this morning I was being watched the whole time by this guy on an elliptical who had a fcuking DIET PEPSI for hydration. After his cardio he came over and was tryiing to do everything that I just did. Same back workouts, same biceps, like he was taking mental notes on how to look like me??? He then asked me if his form was ok on bent over bar rows. With two plates on each side. And this guywas hunching his back so bad and throwing up half reps. All I said is "yup!" I feel like an ahole now but seriously, dude. No.
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he wanted your man juice:mischievous:
 
I'm officially unsubbing this thread. I hate you all lol.

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:madfawk: :madfawk:

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jk tho
 
Just goes to show, if something is slightly gay you gotta dose your post with 'no homo' exclamations. That being said....No homo.
 
these 2 chicks and this ummm whats the correct term to use homosexual male were in the gym the other night gossiping loud as ****.40mins of talking and 10mins of half assed workouts.annoying very annoying.
 
mich29 said:
these 2 chicks and this ummm whats the correct term to use homosexual male were in the gym the other night gossiping loud as ****.40mins of talking and 10mins of half assed workouts.annoying very annoying.
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You mean a queer?
 
My gym has about 5 or 6 TOP NOTCH females.
At most one or two will be there.
Today they were ALL there, at the same time!

I was the douchebag staring, and I never stare.
 
CCV3 said:
My gym has about 5 or 6 TOP NOTCH females.
At most one or two will be there.
Today they were ALL there, at the same time!

I was the douchebag staring, and I never stare.
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So in other words, this was you hiding behind the squat rack? LOL

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CCV3 said:
My gym has about 5 or 6 TOP NOTCH females.
At most one or two will be there.
Today they were ALL there, at the same time!

I was the douchebag staring, and I never stare.
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they come in there with their tight ass pants/sports bras knowing/expecting us to stare, it would be impolite not to, lol
 
DaJaP said:
they come in there with their tight ass pants/sports bras knowing/expecting us to stare, it would be impolite not to, lol
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Whats the problem with staring just don't grab. It's not a man's fault he wants to **** every attractive woman. It's in our DNA after all.
 
I had an odd one this morning. In the locker room, right next to my locker. I saw a dude who had to be at least 6' 3" and at least 57, with long gray hair, high heels, nylons, and a skirt. He looked like Doc Brown in drag. Ruined my whole day.
 
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