Directions are for Suckers Orbit Promo

take 4 scoops of jacked and mix with a shot glass of water.....buy one of those little rocket dohickeys and instead of alka seltzer fill with the mixure of jacked....aim at a 'friend' better than bottle rockets!!!
 
rodefeeh said:
Punches will have the same effect as a stun gun at just 2 scoops!

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Once again, "off-label directions," not slogans
 
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1) Buy out orbits stock of lipodrene
2) Purchase small used RV to camp out in the middle of the desert
3) Now here is where it gets difficult you are going to need to break down the Lipodrene using a mixture of Iodine Red phosphorus Ether Hydrochloric Acid Sodium hydroxide Methanol.... Wait... Shhhh do you hear that. F#ck its the cops get out of here get run you never saw me you dont know me!
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Yo Dog for the best results put biggest bottles on the bottom so you can stack your stack while you take your stack
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McCrew is killing me with some of these....

Can I just say the FRL D in a box was a pretty amusing way to use that kit??
 
Driven2lift said:
Lol more great entries guys, I feel like the crowd here on AM could make any promo at all turn out fun to follow

I will dig to figure out the exact prize and judging soon

Any preference on the winner selection guys?
Random select out if entries?
Finalists & a shoot out?
Or have us figure out our #1 entry?
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Its your promo. You decide.
or do a random selection out of a hat.
 
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my local GNC ran out of quest bars, so while i was hungry on my lunch break i saw these on the clearance shelf. Since my appetite was raving i decided to buy a few of these. I ended up trying out a few flavors and soon found myself on the toilet a few minutes later because the amount of artificial sweetners led me to a colossal toilet clog
 
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I got a recent present from my friend and went to unwrap it to find these Oh Year Bars
I tried one and thought it was alright
Gave one to my friend at the gym to try out and thought it was alright
after seeing that person throw up a few bites into the bar we took them back for a full refund at GNC and was another reason why we never will shop there again
GNC would not take them back, so we just fed them to some of the neighborhood dogs
 
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First time running a pro-hormone and i went right to a double dose because i wanted to get results
After running multiple cycles of the product back to back i forgot to use my Cycle Armor
A few months later i looked down and realized my balls are half the size and my wife was starting to get mad at how quick our time in bed has been getting
Maybe i should of followed the directions?
 
dermacrine is great on upper arms, shoulders and neck ...but i have found it makes a great 'aftershave'!!!
 
**** gotta go get caught up on a bazzilion pages.
 
DouthitD said:
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Take concentrated scoop and place under nose. With other hand close the other nostril and snort powder directly into nostril. Repeat 2-4 times a daily.
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No lie this works lol
 
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2-4 Caps For Mental Clarity
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5-8 Caps For help sleeping
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9-15 Caps for
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I had dreams of seeing a 6 pack abs and was dosing up to 6g of CLA a day when in reality i saw the bottle go empty and i saw no change in my physical appearance and a waste of money.
 
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mixed up 4 scoops of carb slam
Slammed 20 seconds after my last set of bicep curls to try and get the carbs shuttled into my system ASAP
went to flex in the mirror and got photobombed by a 90 year old man changing in his underwear when trying to upload to my instagram
 
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I had dreams of being an IFBB Pro
I had a long night of working 14 hours and just wanted to go home and sleep
i ended up taking 2 scoops because john meadows told me, and all i did was itch like crazy, roll in my sleep, and woke up with a GH gut like Ronnie Coleman
 
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For a strong and healthy dog apply directly to nut sack and let your pup go to town.
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Hyde said:
McCrew530 I think I broke a rib lol'ing at your posts......We peanut butter and dog jokes all the time at work.
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Im glad it brought joy. I sure hope you guys pick soon Im having a hard time coming up with other alternate uses for these products
 
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Who says you only need stims for pre-workout? I worked an 8 hour shift, went black Friday shopping, took a double serving so I could use my “Fast Twitching” features to take items out of peoples hands and cut the line to get my Christmas gifts early.
 
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Snow all over the roads, black ice when trying to turn corners, but I still headed to the gym and it was closed. Ended up Decimating the door and hit an epic leg day before I had my post-workout Thanksgiving feast
 
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I thought I was taking my 6 caps of Orange triad and then when I was a walking time bomb I figured my gut was not in good health.
 
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When you run out of chrome polish for your wheels or bumpers, just grab a crunch bar! Polishes, remove bugs and road tar!
 
Take 1 scoop immidiately after you climax, and you'll be ready to go again within 20 minutes.

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To become invisible, fill a bathtub full of water, dump entire container into water, and lie in water for 30 minutes.

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To join Darth Vader on the Dark Side, consume 5 scoops prior to going to bed. Upon waking you will find yourself on the Death Star with the knowledge of how to use a light saber.

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I like to give my beagle 2 scoops of game day before we go for walks. If i get tired ill sit in the wagon and he pulls me like Falcor!
NEVER ENDING STOOOOOOORRRRRRYYYYY!

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I know this is 4 but I just had to after seeing this product....didn't post yesterday

Most pills are blue but if you are lucky enough to find the red pill, you have the choice to replace Neo as the One. The Matrix is in search of a new savior.

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Lol there are so many good ones!!!!!!
 
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Directions: As a dietary supplement snort (1) scoop 30 minutes prior to workout. Due to extreme potency user may wish to begin by snorting (1/2) scoop to assess tolerance. On non training days snort one serving first thing in the morning.
 
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1)To achieve an erection like the Incredible Hulk take 10 caps of green bulge 1 hour prior to sexual activity.
2)To activate green bulge your partner will have to insult the size of your penis to make it angry, and trust me her p^ssy wont like it when you’re angry.
3) Proceed to Hulk smash her out.
*Warning side effects may include, Green balls, loss of girlfriend, death, green diarrhea, blindness, gangrene, green tongue, a craving to wear purple shorts, angry masturbating, a sudden attraction to leprechaun, and fatigue.

Below is a reenactment of what one user did to his penis
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Green Bulge- when you want your O-face to look like this
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The Solution said:
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First time running a pro-hormone and i went right to a double dose because i wanted to get results
After running multiple cycles of the product back to back i forgot to use my Cycle Armor
A few months later i looked down and realized my balls are half the size and my wife was starting to get mad at how quick our time in bed has been getting
Maybe i should of followed the directions?
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hahahaha that was entertaining and probably quite common in real life!
 
McCrew530 said:
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1)To achieve an erection like the Incredible Hulk take 10 caps of green bulge 1 hour prior to sexual activity.
2)To activate green bulge your partner will have to insult the size of your penis to make it angry, and trust me her p^ssy wont like it when you’re angry.
3) Proceed to Hulk smash her out.
*Warning side effects may include, Green balls, loss of girlfriend, death, green diarrhea, blindness, gangrene, green tongue, a craving to wear purple shorts, angry masturbating, a sudden attraction to leprechaun, and fatigue.

Below is a reenactment of what one user did to his penis
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Green Bulge- when you want your O-face to look like this
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That is def my O face, I always aggressively climax lol
 
So all the entries are in, feel free to keep posting guys but a winner will be selected from the current posts.

If Orbit reps would PM me the name of the member with their favourite entry, the member with vote majority will be announced by tomorrow :)
 
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