Directions are for Suckers Orbit Promo

[BrianFitness]

Mmmm
Delicious idea

Lol. I agree

Have you guys tried Fried Tempura CheeseCake??
Haha, I'm serious.. Before bodybuilding, I had it a few times.. man was it phenomenal!

 

[abformulations]

Have you guys tried Fried Tempura CheeseCake?? Haha, I'm serious.. Before bodybuilding, I had it a few times.. man was it phenomenal!

Never even heard of it lol. Damn. Making me fat just reading this lol

 

[GoHardOrGoHme]

Have difficulty understanding evolution? Sprinkle Origin by Genomyx on your textbook before reading, the answers will literally fly of the page and into your brain

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[Piston Honda]

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Step 1: take doses

Step 2: wear tight shorts

Step 3: go to a playground and walk around

Step 4: explain how well the stack works to your lawyer

 

[GoHardOrGoHme]

Bummed because your favorite drug is illegal? Cant get your fix? Blackstone labs has you covered. Angel dust...need I say more?


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[GoHardOrGoHme]

NO Explode when your bored

Step 1: Get a back of mentos
Step 2: Take a bottle of N.O. Explode
Step 3: Get a 2 liter bottle of Coke
Step 4: Mix the mentos and NO explode
Step 5: Mix quickly into a closed container and seal shut
Step 6: Shoot with BB/pellet gun

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[thebigt]

Yeah but I looked up high volume and it looked like a pre workout so couldn't se the correlation

the thread is about off label uses of products...instead of 'high volume' reps...you get 'high volume' spunk that makes peter north look like a dribbler....get it?

 

[NattyForLife]

omg...yuck!!!

Seriously! Its almost tasteless! Just like downing any other oils! My palate is use to it any way! I cant swallow pills, so i uncap everything!

 

[thebigt]

Seriously! Its almost tasteless! Just like downing any other oils! My palate is use to it any way! I cant swallow pills, so i uncap everything!

i am sure it doesn't taste as bad as it sounds, lol.

can't even imagine not being able to swallow pills...that must really be a hassle!!!!

 

[mixedup]

the thread is about off label uses of products...instead of 'high volume' reps...you get 'high volume' spunk that makes peter north look like a dribbler....get it?

Thanks big guu been a while

 

[thebigt]

Thanks big guu been a while

you aint kidding.....always good to see an oldtimer around again!!!

 

[rodefeeh]

Feed your newborn Muscle Milk and we guarantee he will have a 225 bench max by the age of 10!

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[rodefeeh]

The Power Mixer can even mix CEMENT!

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[rodefeeh]

Why stop at weights? Triumph over the US government and become the country's first dictator with TR1UMPH! The USA could use a meathead in charge!

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[abformulations]

Pretty funny ones thus far lol

 

[The Solution]

I can never compete with bob on these things. He is the turtle and I always feel like the hair.

Bob never wins them, so you dont have to worry about competing

 

[McCrew530]

IM confused are we doing slogans or directions? Because a lot of these are slogans...

 

[NurseGray]

Bob never wins them, so you dont have to worry about competing

this is because bob has too much gainz!

 

[Driven2lift]

IM confused are we doing slogans or directions? Because a lot of these are slogans...

Off-label uses or application styles is the idea

Some of these have been stretches. The winning entry will be one that followed the criteria.

 

[Piston Honda]

Not too many rocket scientists in this thread so far

 

[kBrown]

Off-label uses or application styles is the idea

Some of these have been stretches. The winning entry will be one that followed the criteria.

Agreed but I am entertained because people are more creative than me and I always am bad at following rules too :/ lol

 

[abformulations]

Agreed but I am entertained because people are more creative than me and I always am bad at following rules too :/ lol

Rules are for suckas

 

[NattyForLife]

Rules are for suckas

Hence the name of the thread! Lol

 

[abformulations]

Hence the name of the thread! Lol

Iol

 

[Driven2lift]

Hence the name of the thread! Lol

Touche!

Its good fun regardless but the winner will be selected fairly

Should we do like last time with a shoot-out of finalists or just collectively decide on our favourite entry

 

[NattyForLife]

1. Uncap 2 caps of ABE
2. Put in shaker bottle with 1/2 scoop of amino IV
3. Drink preworkout
4. Try not to vomit
5. Workout, Eat big, and Get big!

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[McCrew530]

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Step 1) pleasure your self to the box
Step 2) Cry because you will never look like the guy on the box
Step 3) put your d!ck in the box

 

[Driven2lift]

Lol!

McCrew with a good and dirty protocol there

 

[NattyForLife]

1. Take PES select snickerdoodle
2. Put 1/4 scoop in cup of coffee
3. Thank me later

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[McCrew530]

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1) Give product to your girlfriend/ wife
2) Convince her to take pills
3) Pray that her fat Ass looses some weight

 

[Piston Honda]

Everyone's copying my "step 1/2/3" so I guess that means I win

 

[Driven2lift]

Everyone's copying my "step 1/2/3" so I guess that means I win

It makes you the trend setter

We all wish we were Piston level cool

 

[McCrew530]

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1) Take Pills
2) Now quit crying like a little estrogen filled b!tch

 

[McCrew530]

Everyone's copying my "step 1/2/3" so I guess that means I win

Yea bro jocking your style with that set up. :kiss:

 

[jimbuick]

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1) Take Pills
2) Now quit crying like a little estrogen filled b!tch
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I like this one

 

[NattyForLife]

I like this one

I wonder why?!?!?

 

[Piston Honda]

It makes you the trend setter We all wish we were Piston level cool

Reach for the stars, my friend

 

[Piston Honda]

Yea bro jocking your style with that set up. :kiss:

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[The Solution]

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My hopes of becoming the ultra male failed and the only thing I got was a dissatisfied girlfriend in bed. Before an intimate moment i tried to triple dose and found no results and a quicker release.

 

[The Solution]

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Megadosing Xtend led to green piss, and my girlfriend having me get tested. I came back positive for HIV. Guess I should of double wrapped before I tapped on the weekend.

 

[The Solution]

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The only thing I unleashed was a lot of road rage that left me in a car accident when I went through the bottle in 10 days.

 

[McCrew530]

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May be used for lifting weights
Other uses include:
-C*ck ring
- Bobbie Tassels
-Auto Erotic Asphyxiation noose ( sponsered by David Carradine)

 

[NattyForLife]

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This has got to win something!!!! Lololol

 

[Piston Honda]

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Asphyxiation

 

[rodefeeh]

Take 3 scoops and you'll be saying WTF did I just do!

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[McCrew530]

Asphyxiation

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[rodefeeh]

Foaming at the mouth may occur at 5 scoops.

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[rodefeeh]

Punches will have the same effect as a stun gun at just 2 scoops!

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[Driven2lift]

Lol more great entries guys, I feel like the crowd here on AM could make any promo at all turn out fun to follow

I will dig to figure out the exact prize and judging soon

Any preference on the winner selection guys?
Random select out if entries?
Finalists & a shoot out?
Or have us figure out our #1 entry?

 

[rodefeeh]

Lol more great entries guys, I feel like the crowd here on AM could make any promo at all turn out fun to follow

I will dig to figure out the exact prize and judging soon

Any preference on the winner selection guys?
Random select out if entries?
Finalists & a shoot out?
Or have us figure out our #1 entry?

You decide #1