Dead Deer Sex ???

anabolicrhino

anabolicrhino

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"What ever gets you through the night is alright"....???-YIKES

mini poll - Is it more gross because it was dead or just the fact that it had hooves?
 
did you guys hear about the guy that was caught having sex with his girlfriends 3 day-dead dog across the street from an elementary school a few months back? Seems like it would have been pretty crunchy by then
 
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on a second. Are you telling me that you guys DON'T have sex with roadkill? I thought everyone did that.
 
.........and he'd already done something like this before:

"He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it."

This guy just needs a bullet in his head. It's only a matter of time until he moves on to people.
 
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Wow this cat is serious twisted. how in the hell could you get any pleasure out of a dead deer. Sick mofos like this should be erased from the gene pool.
 
Well assuming it was a buck-

"Do I make you horny baby?" (Stroke dead bucks horns while delivering this line)
 
brass monkey said:
Wow this cat is serious twisted. how in the hell could you get any pleasure out of a dead deer. Sick mofos like this should be erased from the gene pool.
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Send him down to Texas. These are the kinda guys we might tie up behind the barn and let the donkeys have their way with for a few days. ;)
 
yeahright said:
.........and he'd already done something like this before:

"He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it."

This guy just needs a bullet in his head. It's only a matter of time until he moves on to people.
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I wonder in what circumstance this guy was caught, that led authorities to believe that he had the "intention" of having sex with a dead horse. It boggles the mind!!!!

I imagine his defense attorney..." I submit to the state that just because my client was naked with an erection in the same room as a dead horse does not imply that he had the intention of having sex with the horse..."

Cross examine!!!
 
What was the dear wearing?? Was it something naughty???






There are some seriously twisted people out there, and this is just we heard about.
 
anabolicrhino said:
mini poll - Is it more gross because it was dead or just the fact that it had hooves?
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If it was still alive, it would've just run away before he'd even had a chance to **** it. I would imagine most bestiality offenders get with dead animals, since a live one would either kick his ass or run away before he could have at it.
 
anabolicrhino said:
I wonder in what circumstance this guy was caught, that led authorities to believe that he had the "intention" of having sex with a dead horse. It boggles the mind!!!!

I imagine his defense attorney..." I submit to the state that just because my client was naked with an erection in the same room as a dead horse does not imply that he had the intention of having sex with the horse..."

Cross examine!!!
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Another article which I read gave more detail on the previous conviction. The horse was a male but he mistook it for a female. He tried to have sex with the horse while it was alive but it kept kicking him so he shot it. He admitted this.
 
anabolicrhino said:
I wonder in what circumstance this guy was caught, that led authorities to believe that he had the "intention" of having sex with a dead horse. It boggles the mind!!!!

I imagine his defense attorney..." I submit to the state that just because my client was naked with an erection in the same room as a dead horse does not imply that he had the intention of having sex with the horse..."

Cross examine!!!
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hahaha.. I would hate to be that attorney and try to defend that...wow, im speechless
 
if a man makes love to a dead deer in the middle of the woods and there is no one around to see it, dose the tree make a sound????? thats the real question you have to ask yourself my friends.
 
Chad said:
if a man makes love to a dead deer in the middle of the woods and there is no one around to see it, dose the tree make a sound????? thats the real question you have to ask yourself my friends.
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yeah--even the tree barfs. ****in' gross
 
kwyckemynd00 said:
yeah--even the tree barfs. ****in' gross
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Come on Kwycke--

You know you've considered it. Out with the guys, see a dead animal, WTF. A hole's a hole, right?

End quote of Chappelle's show.
 
Chad said:
i wonder if they make blow up deer for sick people like that.
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I don't know, but I did see a catch on film TV special one time where a late night security guard that worked at a pinata factory was busted defiling the pinatas several nights in a row. I would think that would hurt, but I guess some guys just see that mutil-colored paper machete ass and can't hold back!
 
motiv8er said:
Come on Kwycke--

You know you've considered it. Out with the guys, see a dead animal, WTF. A hole's a hole, right?

End quote of Chappelle's show.
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Live, sure...I've heard about the sheep poon. But dead? What they hell do I want with a cold dead animal poon? :fool2:
 
kwyckemynd00 said:
Live, sure...I've heard about the sheep poon. But dead? What they hell do I want with a cold dead animal poon? :fool2:
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If you have ever tried to date somebody long after the relationship was over, thats just how it is.
 
motiv8er said:
If you have ever tried to date somebody long after the relationship was over, thats just how it is.
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Really?:blink:

Good thing I'm a pimp- when a woman pisses me off she just see's the native come out: "I'm from the slap-a-hoe tribe, biotch!"
:afro:
 
kwyckemynd00 said:
Really?:blink:

Good thing I'm a pimp- when a woman pisses me off she just see's the native come out: "I'm from the slap-a-hoe tribe, biotch!"
:afro:
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What, you dont have any RESERVATIONS about putting the smack down.

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lol...no, we got all kinds of reservations about putting the smack down. there be "smack down ranch", "pimp slap a hoe palace", etc.

the government doesn't like these reservations though :(
 
Chad said:
yup. her name is "sitting cow with many charge cards"

it will take me many many moons to pay that s h it off:sad:
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I hurt for the loss of both your manliness and your life to the IRS because of sitting-cow-with-many-charge-cards.:sad: And at the ripe young age of 24, too...so sad.
 
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