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Jayhawkk

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Apparently, I've been going about this food thing all wrong. Just a diet coke and a double whopper is all I need!

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"""The five magical 5th dimensional words.


1. Jot Niranjan

2. Omkar

3. Rarankar

4. Sohang

5. Sat Nam

Start meditating with these magic words for at least 30 minutes a day to begin with and increase your meditatiing time to 2 hours a day as soon as possible. Repeat them in the exact order that they are.

Do the meditation excersize before drinking lots of diet coke in the 20 oz and 1 liter sizes (with caffeine) in the plastic bottles only. Along with a double-quarter-pounder/with cheese meal at McDonald's only. Always meditate 30 mins to an hour before eating. Try to eat at least one meal a day for a while. Go back to my web site periodically to see if you can start to feel the magic after reading a few paragraphs.

IMPORTANT NOTE: DO NOT DRINK WATER OF ANY KIND OR FROM ANY SOURCE AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY,DO NOT EAT ANY FRUITS OR VEGETABLES DOING THIS REGIME!!!

May the forces be with you. You can call me and I will give you the correct pronunciations of the words from the 5D world.

Wiley""


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!wow....he should join in on our other thread ^.^

This HAS to be a joke, I mean....no way...

BTW can you tell what that watermark writing is in the pictures??? It looks like Israeli or something.

EDIT: I think the 4th dimension this guy achieves is from a sugar coma/stroke. LOL
 
Trying to read the explanation of the decention of life, and apply logic to it at 2am is one hell of a mind trip.

I wish there was a way to find out if or how many people have given him $10k for this. I would be astonished, yet at the same time unsurprised
 
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