Thats probably what gay dudes think about a vag lol!
This reminds me of an old dirty joke from when I was probably in 3rd or 4rth grade.
Johnny goes in to work one day happy as a clam and feeling great. He walks up to his station and a co-worker asks him "What's wrong, you don't look like you feel well?" He responds, nothing I feel good why? Co-worker says you just look pretty bad today.
A little bit later another co-worker comes up and asks him again "Hey, are you okay? You don't look good."
Again he says, "No I actually feel really good!"
Just a little later his Foreman comes up to him and says Man' you look horrible, are you feeling okay? Again he says "No I feel good nothing is wrong" to which the foreman says. "Well I think you should go to the company clinic tell them your symptoms and have them take a look at you because you look pretty bad."
He walks into the clinic, the doctor there greets him and asks him why he came to the clinic. He explains that his boss thought he was sick and sent him down and told him to tell the Doc his symptoms. Doc asks what his symptoms are and he says I don't know Doc, I look bad but I feel real good.
Doc goes thumbing through his desk reference repeating the symptoms over and over. Looks bad, feels good. Looks bad, feels good. He keeps turning pages and just as Johnny was about to leave the office the doctor yells out. "I think I found it, according to your symptoms you must be a vagina."
Hey i didn't say it was the best joke, just a joke. We are talking 3rd grade here. LOL