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hamper19 said:
lol..i have a whopping 1 rep point, ties with my rep points here..lol

whats the point of these anyway?
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So when you get alot you get to go around the board like a silverback. You can neg rep people into the red ( which drives teens absolutely bonkers) or more green reps which people will kiss your ass for.

Neg repping people begging for pos. reps is great fun. The good bros on the board could care less about it.
 
I am laughing my ass off.

I just joined BB.com so I could reply to the "creatine in the eye thread". I really tried hard to do the whole "teeny bopper spelling" thing. But, I can't.

Anyway, check it out. Same S/N.
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jmh80 said:
I am laughing my ass off.

I just joined BB.com so I could reply to the "creatine in the eye thread". I really tried hard to do the whole "teeny bopper spelling" thing. But, I can't.

Anyway, check it out. Same S/N.
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I couldn't resist, I had to join in the thread too.
 
raymondh: My first day on ZMA, and i must say, nothing has been better. I feel great! But i 've also noticed that i don't jack off as much. In fact, normally, i'd jack off 3 times already and now, after taking ZMA, i didn't jac off at all today, and i don't even feel the need. has anyone had similar experiences with ZMA before like I did? Please share
 
sportf190 said:
Superdrol!!!!!
hey guys i plan on running superdrol cycle.... and here's my plan i weigh 182 and dont bitch at me b/c im a teenager i ran m1t with adderrall which killed me and got the flu and got sick into 2 weeks so now i plan on doing superdrol which is less side affects
i take already: gnc mega gold multivitamin 2 a day, whey, thats it
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What a dumbass

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Theres the link to the rest of the thread for some entertainment.
 
holychrist... I found an even worse Superdrol thread..

I was taking 30-40mg on 3rd week of Superdr0l (my first and 2nd week I took 30mg for a couple days of each week). 4 days into nolva pct and today my heart was my beating so fast that I had a pain in my chest and I checked my blood pressure at Longs Drugs and it had a hypertension stage 1 level. I also have a shortness of breath. I worried that going past 20mg of SD ****ed up my lipid levels and fear that I will get a heart attack. I want to see my doctor asap but I am not insured (isn't it way more expensive than blue cross copayment fee?). Although I am very lean, I have like no cardiovascular endurance (I don't ever do cardio). As an emergency I went to gym and did 20 mins of cardio on the treadmill, but it didn't help. I know as a fact it can't be from water retention because Superdr0l acted as a duiretic, and I am not holding water weight.

I am still feeling chest pain like I have a very fast heart rate.

Do I have cardio vascular disease?
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Darwin's theory at work...
 
so i was at my friend becky's house and she was having a party and i was really hammered, like i dont think ive been that drunk in a long long time. so obviously i had packed my meals for the night but i was pretty messed up so i forgot to eat them but whatever i was like alright ill get even more cut. but then it happened. i basically blacked out. i had like 3 shots of straight gin really fast when i was already **** housed and from then on i had no idea where i was. when i woke up there were 2 pizza crusts next to me. i had friggin eaten pizza. i had been so good, i was so cut, and then i ate pizza and it friggin sickens me. when i saw them i ran to the bathroom and tried to puke them up but i hadnt had much water so i was just dry heaving it was awful. i didnt eat at all today but when i woke up i just looked flat and soft and i think i gained some fat.
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:lol:
 
spitboy said:
holychrist... I found an even worse Superdrol thread..





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Darwin's theory at work...
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LOL yeah i saw that one too. I cannot believe these idiots over there.
 
It just amazes me that they call it a bodybuilding forum.
It seems like a play pen or something.

I swear, I wasn't that stupid when I was 17 or 18. I swear.
 
Can Creatine replace Whey Protein?

SpikeySpy said:
Hi all pro and expert out there, i've been started to workout for over 2 months. Last month i was using 100% Whey Protein and i did not gain much weight and my friend introduce me to use 100% creatine monohydrate. I have been using for few days.

My question was can creatine replace what protein does? Or should it be used together? My objective was to gain muscle fast..any way of doing so?
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:thumbsup: SeaHawk22
 
SpikeySpy said:
My friend was taking prohormones. Is it effective for slow gainers? He told me that for slow gainers, their hormones are less and that makes them gain slowly. Is it true?
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Here's another bright star in the BB.com galaxy-


Da Master Piece-
"U know da protein that is in the Wheat bread does that contain real protein, what i mean is that will it really build muscle, Cuz i heard that u shud not count that protein in when u count ur protein calories, will any one explain why plz?"
 
See, and I've been not counting my chicken protein since I heard THAT doesn't count. Now I know it's the wheat protein that doesn't count:run:

And people say the site is a waste of bandwidth.
 
AcuDoc said:
Here's another bright star in the BB.com galaxy-


Da Master Piece-
"U know da protein that is in the Wheat bread does that contain real protein, what i mean is that will it really build muscle, Cuz i heard that u shud not count that protein in when u count ur protein calories, will any one explain why plz?"
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LOL
 
Here is another huge, hulking, slab of muscle;

Zagross-
"okay i am bulking now for 2 months, i have went from 143 to 153, i just wantend to know when should i stop bulking? 160? i just cant wait to cut since the extra weght makes me feel slow lol, any comments?"

Boy that extra 10 lbs. must be crushing him!:blink:
 
fkngchucknorris said:
Here it is.

MR SUPERDROL:I recently started a SD cycle and started for week 1 with 10mg day. I just upped it up to 20mg a day and I think Im having high blood pressure. I had a small nosebleed the other day and at night I have trouble sleeping, sometimes my heart feels weird. Could this be anxiety? Today I feel weird too and my throat feels tight and I get queezy when I eat too much... am I dying?
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He should follow that other guys advice and immediately get on some emergency cardio ASAP!
 
AcuDoc said:
He should follow that other guys advice and immediately get on some emergency cardio ASAP!
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LOL yeah that guy was a moron too. Hmm, when your heart is beating at life threatening levels at a resting state due to steroid abuse and you feel like you will die any minute what do you do? Go to the gym and do emergency cardio of corse!
 
Here is a guy who needs IMMEDIATE help!

"I just ran lots of sprints.....should i take my weight gainer now. I need quick answers!!!!"

where do these people come from? Who knew the internet could help us get an idea just how stupid people really are.

My wife used to say that I was just being cynical but after having looked this thread over she agrees that this country is populated by meatheads.
 
AcuDoc said:
where do these people come from? Who knew the internet could help us get an idea just how stupid people really are.

My wife used to say that I was just being cynical but after having looked this thread over she agrees that this country is populated by meatheads.
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:icon_lol: :rofl: :hammer: :lol:
 
thinking about what this kid is doing to himself makes this quote not so much funny, but scary but here goes.

hardcore m1t casein shakes

hey guys, ive been lifting 2 years and ive just stumbled upon your fantastic site ive been reading for hrs !

i can see alot of poeple are asking questions about supplements and what not and id just like to tell you my little secret thats helped me add on 30 pounds in the last year

i call it hardcore m1t casien shakes

what you do right is 180 tabs of m1t grind them up into a powder and then mix it in with a big ass tub of casein protein powder about say 10 pound tub then every night just have 2-4 scoops and youll grow like nothing else its unbeliveable my friends just dont belive how big ive become, my friend has a few bottles of 1ad lying around and i was wondering if you guys recon that would be better then m1t to add to my shake as far as sides go ? ive been doing this for about 2 months and ive noticed i dont really have much of a labido any more so i might stop for a few weeks isnt test ment to make you more horny ? I also have side pains and lots of headaches. I believe this is from the high casein ammounts. I may switch it to whey.
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AcuDoc said:
where do these people come from? Who knew the internet could help us get an idea just how stupid people really are.
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Yes bro, people are that stupid when it comes to supplements, AAS, and nutrition. I used to work for a supplement retailer (Great Earth & Vitamin Shoppe) and if I had a dollar for every stupid question or myth I'd be retired by now. Unfortunately those are the same people who usually don't use the good advice they get when they get it.

My favorite question was from the 300 lb 40-50% folks who have a 32 oz coke and a one pound burger who seek weight loss advice and thought ephedra was horrible (this is back when selling ephedra was legal)
 
Stand by me: "appearently if u are drinking like protein shakes etc but u dont do excessive exercise, the protiens that are comsumed like bind to nerve axons in ur spinal cord and u will be paralised... my friends friend was lucky enuff to suffer reversible effects of that..."
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Oh my lord.

To quote Louis Tulley - "Cause I was once turned into a dog, and they helped me."
 
Here a good one;

Shiike-
"Sort of an add to previous questions. If you buy liquid nolva, does that mean you have to inject it?"
 
Thought I would contribute. This is by governormills in regards to
how much muscle you will lose after a cycle:
I think it depends on the situation. If your a big time user and you use pretty much all year then just completely stop you will probably lose a good amount. If you take proper breaks and are not abusing it I think you can keep most gains. I only 1 maybe 2 cycles a year. I have never lost more than 3 pounds from the end of a cycle to the 9 months leading to the next one. I also am not doing 5 grams of test a week either. Smart, moderate, spaced out cycles can be great and you can keep most of it I believe. Good PCT may make a difference for some but I never do anything after a cycle and have no problems.

What a damn jack ass
 
Yeah but most the people here don't think they are too tough to do pct. Now whether or not everyone does post cycling properly here is another story.
 
i think he meant 90% of the people on BB.com, not here. :D

people here are very mature, if we don't know something, we'll admit it.
i don't know about other people, but i'd rather admit that i don't know something, learn from it, and GROW (rather than pretend i'm a genius and mess up my body).
 
That is the problem with that board. Noone is willing to admit they don't know something, so you get Clueless User2 spouting off information that he received from Clueless User1, then Clueless User3, spouts off info he gets from Clueless User2 and by the time it hits Clueless User50 they are talking about some off-in-space bullshit that doesn't make ANY sense which is how you get comments like:

cs110x: think of creatine as a crappy neighbor of protein. it goes to ur muscles not to ur skin. you kno what it does? it gives u the poops and u kno y? DIGESTION. there are no physical side effects except harder fuller muscles
 
wow. i feel like i lost a few IQ points from reading that ****. THATS why you dont have kids with your sister! they`ll only grow up to be bb.com members.
 
Oops I think I misread that thanks for pointing that out cable. I do agree about people here being very mature too.

by sutter cane:I've read a bit about this product and I plan to use it at some point. But I'd like to know the following things.

1. Do I need to get the real Nolvadex or would something like 6oxo, Vitrex, Nolva (fake ****), ect. work?

2. Should I run milk thistle before, during, or after the cycle (or all three)

3. Should I be worried about liver damage if I have been a fairly heavy drinker at certain points in my life?

4. With the supposed diuretic effects of SD, should I avoid tanning beds and other things you should avoid while using stuff like San Shredded, ect?

5. How long before and after the cycle should I avoid drinking beer?

????Does ne1 have a clue where he got this tanning bed idea from? I swear its like fingernails on a chalkboard reading the **** some people post over there. IMO if you are gonna start messing w/ anabolics stay away from the alcohol..
 
That BB.com server needs to be involved in an "unfortunate accident!" Seriously- it is unfortunate that much of the next generation thinks like this. Where did common sense go?
 
Reading that thread makes me want a Homer Simpson "Smote gun" so that I may smote whomever I want to.
 
Well I don't have any idea how many of those were newly joined members of BB.com with limited knowledge. If that is the case then I don't see anything wrong with it. Shoot when I first joined a bodybuilding online forum almost 3 years ago, I had absolutely no idea about supplements, AAS, HGH, IGF-1, insulin, DNP, dieting and other related bodybuilding topics. So I asked and got blasted and told so many darn times to "google it", but I kept on and finally I am pretty darn knowledgable.

So I don't really laugh at the guy who asked if man made protein is bad for you. Shoot he has to learn and I am sure he was blasted but also got his question answered too. Shoot I didn't know the difference in Test E, Test P, Sustanon was just esters, half lifes and how those half lifes may effect you physically. Didn't know the difference from regular old creatine monohydrate and Creatine Transport delivery when I first joined a bodybuilding site.
 
How about the M1T protein shakes?

Wheat protein not being real protein?

Kaz55
"....These compounds are very useful when you accidentally cut your skin while peeling potatoes - without them you would bleed to death."

Did you put a topical NO product on your penis to make it bigger?

Did you ever ask if water pills were ice cubes?

I certainly hope that 3 years ago you were not talking like this. An eighth grade education along with the common sense God gave you should save a person from being this stupid.

There is newbie ignorance, which is why there is the search function, and there is flat out, solid head-up-your-ass stupidity. These are examples of the latter.
 
Good point Acu.

Asap - when I joined here (I think the first site) I read a the post about "read the stickies". So, I read the stickies. It isn't that hard.

Lo and behold, the clown has Big Cat's steroid profiles as a sticky. I read all of them. I'm sure the BB.com has stickies (I've never looked), so most of these morons should be able to pick enough up not as the really, really dumbass questions they ask.

It's not hard to pick up the basics around here. I just don't undersand plowing right in and asking for a source or some other dumb ****.
 
I've always wanted to be a superhero. Guess that explains the love of Superman. Anyway, looking through this thread makes me so despondent...I wonder: What was I wanting to save?
 
hey i heard one in the gym today! I betcha this guy is on bb.com.
"na bro, you don't need steroids, you need something like met-rx to get you REALLY HUGE"
(he said it like met-rx turns you into a god)
he was DEAD SERIOUS. I was in the middle of a set and i started laughing.
 
cable626 said:
hey i heard one in the gym today! I betcha this guy is on bb.com.
"na bro, you don't need steroids, you need something like met-rx to get you REALLY HUGE"
(he said it like met-rx turns you into a god)
he was DEAD SERIOUS. I was in the middle of a set and i started laughing.
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wait, it doesn't?

:sad:
 
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