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burnuphard
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Okay, this isn't a BB.com quote...it's actually from another bodybuilding board, but I still enjoyed it.
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]From: Invalid Link Removed[/font][font=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]Sent: 6/12/2005 10:09 PM[/font] [font=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]yob88
You workout your muscles need to recover from the demands of the workout. Then to protect themselfs incase of another stress placed on them from another workout they need time to over componsate. Once a muscle over componstates it does not become weaker right away time must pass first. I have found though keeping charts it would be foolish to work a muscle by wieght training more then once every 29 days. Same principal applies to getting a tan. High intensity sunlight once
every 29 days is all that is needed to produce a tan. The body produces a tan to protect its self.[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]From: Invalid Link Removed[/font][font=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]Sent: 6/12/2005 10:09 PM[/font] [font=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]yob88
You workout your muscles need to recover from the demands of the workout. Then to protect themselfs incase of another stress placed on them from another workout they need time to over componsate. Once a muscle over componstates it does not become weaker right away time must pass first. I have found though keeping charts it would be foolish to work a muscle by wieght training more then once every 29 days. Same principal applies to getting a tan. High intensity sunlight once
every 29 days is all that is needed to produce a tan. The body produces a tan to protect its self.[/font]
UHCougar05
Well-known member
AHHHHH!!!! :frustrate I think this deserves the St. Dogbert treatment. Invalid Link Removedburnuphard said:
AcuDoc
Board Supporter
Ironlifter849;
"i bought nitro tech and i bought cell tech are any of these have steriods"
This has it all. A stupid question, bad grammar and bad spelling. This planet will definitely be taken over by cockroaches. We have proven to be a dead-end species
Fabzmm;
"I told my friend that I take a deuce everytime before I workout because usually it's the creatine and my pre-workout meal. He said that its bad for you and it will get the protein out and all the vitamins I just ate out of my system. I told him hes a f*ckin moron and that my deuce is just waste. Any way my friend is right and does taking a deuce of any effect before a workout?
(im serious, not a troll)"
"i bought nitro tech and i bought cell tech are any of these have steriods"
This has it all. A stupid question, bad grammar and bad spelling. This planet will definitely be taken over by cockroaches. We have proven to be a dead-end species
Fabzmm;
"I told my friend that I take a deuce everytime before I workout because usually it's the creatine and my pre-workout meal. He said that its bad for you and it will get the protein out and all the vitamins I just ate out of my system. I told him hes a f*ckin moron and that my deuce is just waste. Any way my friend is right and does taking a deuce of any effect before a workout?
(im serious, not a troll)"
Magickk
Board Supporter
LMAO! Speaking of gangsters, here's a suave G flow straight from the sig of my man savant:AcuDoc said:
I feel like I bodybuild how I pump the weight/
I want the cake/
And if you liftin weights,then I want a plate/
You better gimme what I wanna take/
Cuz,I lift my wallet and Colt 45's for the exercise/
You could catch a dumbbell to ya mouth or ya chest and die/
Go head grip the bar,lift it extra high/
Work out wit me,get hurt, and then tesify/
Carry the bar like a gun over in Pakistan/
Yeah,I'm small but i lift a kettleball like the Answer,man/
I been the ish since it was ish in my pamper,man.
True dat, homie... :icon_lol:
ke0ki
Board Supporter
just_do_it: i got posted this article ages ago i cant rememebr much from it, but one thing it said was going to sleep with no clothes on boosts your testosterone levels, i aint sure if this is right but when i tried it i had the typical side affects from having lots of testosterone (horny a ****)
BodyWizard
Registered User
my brain's shriveling up w/ every post I read from there -
this is some jaw-droppingly stupid ****...don't know to laugh or cry.
this is some jaw-droppingly stupid ****...don't know to laugh or cry.
burnuphard
New member
Here's a couple more:
does sleep effect bodybuilding? im thinking it does, but heck its just one of those stupid questions you have to ask. lol. also, would it be good to sleep right after working out?
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Im 19 which i dont think is too young at all but i heard that you shouldnt start thinking about working out until you're 16. This is because your body is still growing and developing. I know that all gyms i know of (in England) wont allow people under 16s to use their lifting equipment, just cardio.
I know of one person who had to have multiple operations as he had muscles growing in weird places, this is because he lifted weights when about 13 and when he hit the later stages of puberty, his body gave him some more muscle, as what happens in all men.
Im not ranting here, i was just surprised to see a child as young as 10 talking about weight training, o well, each to his own.
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does sleep effect bodybuilding? im thinking it does, but heck its just one of those stupid questions you have to ask. lol. also, would it be good to sleep right after working out?
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Im 19 which i dont think is too young at all but i heard that you shouldnt start thinking about working out until you're 16. This is because your body is still growing and developing. I know that all gyms i know of (in England) wont allow people under 16s to use their lifting equipment, just cardio.
I know of one person who had to have multiple operations as he had muscles growing in weird places, this is because he lifted weights when about 13 and when he hit the later stages of puberty, his body gave him some more muscle, as what happens in all men.
Im not ranting here, i was just surprised to see a child as young as 10 talking about weight training, o well, each to his own.
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hamper19
The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself
same guy as above
"i've jus started workinout bout 15 days ago and my main focus is on biceps.my workout schedule is:
mon : bicepsd
tues:triceps
wed:legs
:thurs:biceps
fri:chest
sat:legs
now here's my problem.i started workin out last year also.and there was no change in my biceps but at that time i didnt bother bout proteins much and used to hav jus 2 egg whites/day.now i need help on how many egg whites to take / day.and also if protein shakes are of any use OR IF PROTEIN BARS BY NATURE VALLEY ARE USEFUL.one more thing i'm not lookin to build my arms to get into an event or sumthin.i jus wanna have "good toned up medium sized " arms cause i wanna try for modellin?thnx for da help"
"i've jus started workinout bout 15 days ago and my main focus is on biceps.my workout schedule is:
mon : bicepsd
tues:triceps
wed:legs
:thurs:biceps
fri:chest
sat:legs
now here's my problem.i started workin out last year also.and there was no change in my biceps but at that time i didnt bother bout proteins much and used to hav jus 2 egg whites/day.now i need help on how many egg whites to take / day.and also if protein shakes are of any use OR IF PROTEIN BARS BY NATURE VALLEY ARE USEFUL.one more thing i'm not lookin to build my arms to get into an event or sumthin.i jus wanna have "good toned up medium sized " arms cause i wanna try for modellin?thnx for da help"
yankees3
Board Supporter
From Andrew99:
How to Protein your kid
This hobby has provided many opportunities for me to learn how to get my 3 yr old to eat more protein. My boy is carb crazy and just wants to eat cherrios and pizza and M&Ms. I started putting a scoop of whey in his cherrios and he doesn't even notice, but he eats the whole bowl. He is also getting addicted to the Stalone chocolate pudding. Now if I could just manage to swap out the Snickers minis for Detour bars, we'd be set.
How to Protein your kid
This hobby has provided many opportunities for me to learn how to get my 3 yr old to eat more protein. My boy is carb crazy and just wants to eat cherrios and pizza and M&Ms. I started putting a scoop of whey in his cherrios and he doesn't even notice, but he eats the whole bowl. He is also getting addicted to the Stalone chocolate pudding. Now if I could just manage to swap out the Snickers minis for Detour bars, we'd be set.
BOHICA
Registered User
Heard this from a personal trainer at my gym last Thursday. Working out 2 mildly obese women on the Pec Dec Machine (all wrong I might add). Goes "Yah if you don't workout then your fat turns rock hard and then its really hard to lose". So I busted out laughing and turned and go, yah I haven't worked out in over 6 years, see how hard my body is? The girls laughed as did I, and then i walked away leaving the trainer to look like a fool.
Phoenix rising
Member
I just checked out the above link. My back feels much better now. I aways heard laughter was great medicine.asianid said:
Magickk
Board Supporter
My dad is a squirrel and my mom is an owl, I'm a squowl. So I know a lot about trees and bark. I've kept logs on legal gear ballsack protein and Nutrabolics sploogefest. I'm honest and I professionally wrestle apes. I made it to jism belt. Should I PM you or just open my front door and yell real loud?asianid said:
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:
Magickk
Board Supporter
Holy ****...
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Here's the first post...
I took it on empty stomach, First, there was a tingling sensastion through my body, then i had my fingers being held in my other hand in a grip, and i could feel like the pusle in my fingers, like it was like a heart beat. My heart was beating faster and some times I thought my vision was changing a lil, it was all find. Is this what they mean by jittery????I never was shaking though or anything
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Here's the first post...
I took it on empty stomach, First, there was a tingling sensastion through my body, then i had my fingers being held in my other hand in a grip, and i could feel like the pusle in my fingers, like it was like a heart beat. My heart was beating faster and some times I thought my vision was changing a lil, it was all find. Is this what they mean by jittery????I never was shaking though or anything
Phoenix rising
Member
Gee I wonder if I could bottle my wife's breast milk and sell it as anabolic milk on bodybuilding.com ? Do you think I would have any will testers to do a log and give me feed back? I might could get rich off this idea hmmmmmmMagickk said:
rwill2001
New member
How much you want for that?Phoenix rising said:Gee I wonder if I could bottle my wife's breast milk and sell it as anabolic milk on bodybuilding.com ? Do you think I would have any will testers to do a log and give me feed back? I might could get rich off this idea hmmmmmm
:rofl:
BodyWizard
Registered User
Since she could only produce a quart or less per day, you should sell it as an injectable...Phoenix rising said:Gee I wonder if I could bottle my wife's breast milk and sell it as anabolic milk on bodybuilding.com ? Do you think I would have any will testers to do a log and give me feed back? I might could get rich off this idea hmmmmmm
asianid
New member
Think bottling it would ruin the experience. You can't make a better container than it already comes in.Phoenix rising said:Gee I wonder if I could bottle my wife's breast milk and sell it as anabolic milk on bodybuilding.com ? Do you think I would have any will testers to do a log and give me feed back? I might could get rich off this idea hmmmmmm
italionstallion
Member
MiLight said:
i hope he doesnt die
Phoenix rising
Member
I cant disagree with you on that one espically if your wife has 34 double F'sasianid said:
coofoostu
New member
Sigh, they dont get much dumber than this:
Superdrol/M1T/Max LMG/4-AD/Methyl Jacked Stack info
I am taking the following stack for about 6 weeks and have gained about 25 lbs. Yeah I know very nice, but I am having a few problems. Please dont ask me to use the search button because I have. I reasearched this cycle very carefully before I. I wanted to go big and I did.
Cycle:
SD 30mg a day
M1T 40mg a day
4-AD 900mg a day
Max LMG 75mg a day
Methyl Jacked 40 mg a day
Problems:
1. Balls have been hurting for about 2 weeks.
2. Lower right back pain for about 3 weeks.
3. I can only sleep like 4 hours a night for the last week or so.
4. My temper is off the hook. I punched my car today.
5. The left side of my body is a bit red.
6. My shouldes are broke out like a mother.
7. My teeth have been hurting for the last week.
Do you think I should go see a doctor or just stop my 9 week cycle early? Do you think I should add in Ergomax or prostanz for the final 2 weeks? What should I take for PCT?
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Superdrol/M1T/Max LMG/4-AD/Methyl Jacked Stack info
I am taking the following stack for about 6 weeks and have gained about 25 lbs. Yeah I know very nice, but I am having a few problems. Please dont ask me to use the search button because I have. I reasearched this cycle very carefully before I. I wanted to go big and I did.
Cycle:
SD 30mg a day
M1T 40mg a day
4-AD 900mg a day
Max LMG 75mg a day
Methyl Jacked 40 mg a day
Problems:
1. Balls have been hurting for about 2 weeks.
2. Lower right back pain for about 3 weeks.
3. I can only sleep like 4 hours a night for the last week or so.
4. My temper is off the hook. I punched my car today.
5. The left side of my body is a bit red.
6. My shouldes are broke out like a mother.
7. My teeth have been hurting for the last week.
Do you think I should go see a doctor or just stop my 9 week cycle early? Do you think I should add in Ergomax or prostanz for the final 2 weeks? What should I take for PCT?
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BodyWizard
Registered User
reading that thread made MY teeth hurt.
looks like we have a contender for the Darwin Award!
looks like we have a contender for the Darwin Award!
hillbillyfly
New member
:rofl: That HAS to be a troll!
OmarJackson
Active member
after reading some of that thread, i really think that guy is being sincere. its really sad.coofoostu said: